/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

But what about the Dynasty Warriors mod?

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the irrefutable fact is Taleworld as a company are a fucking joke: lazy, inefficient, losing opportunities left and right, wasting amazing potential, cant deliver to their own goals, dont understand how to manage a fucking company in the most basic degree, etc.

but they are lucky they belong to the most forgiving industry in the entire human history: the only one where you can scam people with total impunity, the one where you can just promise things, never deliver, and make millions of dollars, the one where you can be years and years late delivering your product, against your own official releasing dates, the one where you can just stop and walk away with millions of founding, etc, etc, etc.

and all because the target of this industry are the most dumb, brainless, retarded consumers to walk on this earth. easy to hype, easy to bait, anxious to consume literally any piece of shit they see with no criteria whatsoever or any intelligence or logic. you are the ultimate
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youtube.com/watch?v=zDl96IA5lRA

are you gonna buy lloyd's novel, mbg?

>lazy
if that's true, why have they been working on Bannerlord for almost 2 years? a good example of a lazy company is Telltale, which spends 9 months on a project using nothing but re-hashed assets on a 5-year-old engine that was slapped together in the first place. they're overhauling their engine and it looks much more functional than the original.
>inefficient
the fact that they're able to survive for so long with a stable team despite being a small Turkish company is a testament to their efficiency
>losing opportunities
like what? expanding their market from PC to console?
>wasting potential
Taleworlds retains talent so this statement is false
>can't deliver
they never promised a release date so you can't really say they didn't deliver
>can't manage a company
see my point about efficiency
>promises, scams, and cuckolds... oh my!
yeah I know this is bait but I have nothing better to do while I test my mod of Dickplo

Make the thread earlier fuckers

we had another one but it got deleted due to furry porn spam, if that's what you're talking about

>lazy
5 years and still not even an alpha or anything really playable and the only thing really showed was an incredible capped playthrougth aka 2 battles
>inefficient
they are a well founded by the jew state, working 5 years and still almost nothing. not to mention his entire history as a company... really poor performance overall
>losing opportunities
they could improve his audience with minimal investment by easy ports, making some mods official products for more income with minimal effort, and so on and on and on.
>wasting potential
again, they have an amazing potential product, waiting to be well exploitable and they just half succed. they could and should get a lot more from it.
>cant deliver
even they admit they shouldnt said they were working on mount and blade 2 at 2012, why? cause they know how slow and poorly are advancing
>cant manage a company
being a state leech is not managing your private company well. they have no idea about simple things like what is proper marketing or taking good oportunities to grow bigger and better

Im also bored just alt tab during siege where all units have a worse AI than a playstation 1 game, and you cant even auto resolve battles cause thats too complex for TW

>almost 2 years

JUST DON'T REPLY

@182284634

>you cant even auto resolve battles

your bait was too subtle but you just gave it away
(you) dont deserve a (you)

>when numale manchilds cant deal with facts and reality

Stop getting so mad about video games lmao

Just noticed this custom troop trees in the sticky, exactly how much customisation are we talking here? Can I custom make troops from literally any equipment? No limits?

You know that E3 attendees could play a pitched battle in its entirety right?

mean

Unkind

impolite

My god, it's full of stars

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Crude

Any equipment in the game that can show up in stores.

discourteous

i bet you don't even main kevin

Synonyms

Antonyms

Anyone here addicted to the Napoleonic Wars like crack?

God I hope they do another DLC that is 100 Year's War, Civil War, Revolutionary,
War, or something with muskets for the next M&B

Not nice

>addicted to the Napoleonic Wars like crack?
few years ago it was the only thing i played for a good 500 hours worth. though i've since stopped really playing when all the good server's kicked the bucket. nowi just boot it up to play commander or jailbreak

I've been doing the north america bot matches mostly

I've been playing a lot of the bot matches recently too.

The game mode would be perfect if the bot AI wasn't retarded.

It gets kind of old when the engineers can just slap down a couple fences at the choke points and hold back an entire mob of bots while they get slaughtered by the players

>forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,356162.30.html
>Sorry, I have been very busy, and had no time to post, let alone develop anything. DESU, I won't work on Silverstag for Warband anymore. However, I will come back to modding with Bannerlord release, so there may be Silverstag-styled mod for Bannerlord.
Silverstag is kill.
Rip in pepperoni

what a bitch

>Return from travelling to the Crusader States
>All the towns and castles were taken by the mongols and saracens except for two
>Want to be realeased from my oath but the king is captive
>Wait in one of the castles
>Suddenly 10 mongol nobles with big armies arrive to the castle
>Escape towards the other castle
>Oh the saracens are sieging this one
>Fuck it Im out this shit
>Go to italy for some business and to kill some time
>When I return the castles were both captured
>The crusader states hold no town or castles but somehow havent been eradicated
>Cant find my king or other lord
What the FUCK should I do? I should had escaped from this hell long ago but now I dont think I can, and what will happen when the other lords get caught? How do I leave the faction now?

You refind your faith and retake the Holy Land! God wills it!

>Speaking of my trip to Italy
>Go to South Italy
>Some muslim warlords are pillaging a city
>The italian army is striking back
>Idgaf
>See a muslim warlord fighting some renegades revolt
>Decide to help
>I tought it was like a few dozens
>They were almost 4 hundred
>Then I realized all of them were blacks and muslims
>tfw I fell for the Italy is white meme
>Defeat them harshly only to find three more groups like that
>Fight them as well
>Finally leave
>Return to the game and the same happens
It was quite surprising seeing Italy filled with blacks and muslims desu
I WILL NEVER FALL TO THE CRUSADERS MEME AGAIN

Why did you space out each sentence in your post with two lines?

i play it on occasion but personally i only like firearms in the crudest fashion like handgonnes
everything else feels too much like reskinned crossbows still

Why didnt you finish basic school?

>182231447
when u upload?

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fug

isn't windyplains the main dev for silverstag though

>falling for the crusader meme
>not Restoring the Emperor to his throne in Constantinople
>not punishing the papists for their betrayal against the Empire.
You had the chance to seize everything.

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla in honour of the original Humungus poster until we get a good post-apocalyptic mod.

Daily reminder. Alt+enter is safer than Alt+tab

I still have, I have good relationships in Constantinople and Italy I just need to be released from oath, which I dont know HOW THE FUCK IF I CANT FIND THE FAGGOT KIND AND THE FACTION SHOULD HAVE DIED ALREADY BUT IT FUCKING REFUSES.
>not Restoring the Emperor to his throne in Constantinople
Which emperor should I help restore the throne? I-Im a little rusty on Byzantine history

>Which emperor should I help restore the throne?

Why Theodore the Second of Nicea of course. Only true heir to the throne in Constantinople. Future rebuilder of the Empire of The Romans.

Crush the Frankish usurpers who hold Constantinople, push them back for their treachery. only when the traitors are gone from the shore can you purge the Eastern Empire of the filth that is the Mohammedans

Wasnt Theodore epileptic? The game is set in 1257 and he died few years later due to that? Dont you think its too late for Nicaea to hold Constantinople? And still, I wont be able to help them until I get released from being a Crusader.

>Dont you think its too late for Nicaea to hold Constantinople?
no, they took it back in 1261

Historically he dies, but it's the Niceans who do end up retaking Constantinople. Personally, I'd rather serveunder the Komnenoi. but we're a good 30 years before they begin to make Constantinople great again.

>Komnenoi
Whoops, wrong dynasty. Palaiologoi*

Just make a character who is part of the dynasty and take the throne for yourself

It's time to watch some fine good videos from ReformistTM and having a really nice time doint that!

See you there /mbg/ ;-)

How long until Bannerlord? Is Bannerlord gonna take longer than Guts took to get off the boat?

Daily reminder that your wife is a whore, reformist

>windyplains
>last response August 2016
It is kill forever

Butterlord is NEVER coming out. Ever.

>watching autism

HAHA SILVERSHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO FOREVER

I would seriously give 20 dollarydoos to anybody who could make any chosen presentation come up when pressing P instead of the usual party screen.

New player here. Just picked up the game on Steam and I'm really enjoying it so far. However I just got hired by the North as a mercenary and I noticed that I did not get any loot, experience or renown after helping my faction with a siege. Anyone know if this is a bug or do I have to take towns on my own if I want some kind of reward?

just use the other shortcuts then

>I did not get any loot
You went on a fight and didnt get loot? Just upgrade loot skill or something
>experience
When you get experience
it tells you in small text bottom left of the screen
>renown
Not all fights give renown and the renown given by the fight is shown when you start the fight alongside the vantage you have,

shut up faggot

iirc some battles you dont get loot, you might have to be the leader in the siege to get it

>yfw she have private ig and the rest of whoresocial media
>but I just find out his vine is not private

she is pretty hot desu, slim tall body, no big tits or curves, great sexy slutty face look, 8/10 overall. too bad she prob is crazy insane plus a legit whore fucking other guys and even doing bestiality (dogs, niggers, etc.)
and ofc reformist know it and still paying 99% of all the shit

reformist confirmed cuck

more troops on your side in a battle = less loot for you

>internationally published model
pretentious, entitled bitch and needing attention and validation from other people to feel confident
>vampire missy
more whoreism
>LGBTwhatever
mentally ill, brainwashed by current jewmedia and tendencies cause she is easy to manipulate
>antibullying bodypositive
cant deal with facts, critics, reality and other different opinions cause she knows how mentally weak she is
>vegan
another sign of weakness and how easy is to manipulate her
>10/10 sexy as fuck face/hairstyle 8/10 slim tall body if you like that type.
at least she have that right

reformist btfo

I'm sure you on the other hand are quite a catch. :^)

blatant

he's just saying that's she's a whore

There's this Reckoning mod or something like that, it's a Zomboe post-apoc mod!

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caocaoposting? more like cacaposteo!

I'll cover you in caca you gay

ill cover you on that dinasty warriors mod!

it costs way too much, in the kickstarter they were allowing people to pay a certain amount, and then they need to send a portrait of themselves so that the they can get put inside the novel

>but they are lucky they belong to the most forgiving industry in the entire human history: the only one where you can scam people with total impunity, the one where you can just promise things, never deliver, and make millions of dollars, the one where you can be years and years late delivering your product, against your own official releasing dates, the one where you can just stop and walk away with millions of founding, etc, etc, etc.
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>and all because the target of this industry are the most dumb, brainless, retarded consumers to walk on this earth. easy to hype, easy to bait, anxious to consume literally any piece of shit they see with no criteria whatsoever or any intelligence or logic.
why are you talking about Patreon?

this but unironically.

this but ironically

these but post irrironically

/mbg/ but not ebin unfunny shitposting

>name my band
The Shattered Shitters

They are subsidised by the Sultan, so they have unlimited money. If they are not, they have to release the game ASAP, because delaying a product means you're losing money and customers.

The blasted butt holes

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