League of Legends general - /lolg/

D E A T H M A S T E R edition

old:

You're throwing a party and need to invite people
What champions do you invite
What snacks do you have
What's the main event for the night
What music do you play

Make it the best party in the League Universe

I love my wife, Riven! She doesn't like being called RivRiv!

Kog'maw and Skarner make the best couple with the best cuddles!

who had the best old lore?
Skarner and Xerath's league judgements are probably my favourite thing, especially xerath's
none of that 'leblanc is j4 in disguise' shit

Which champion is the epitome of "Lose lane, Lose game"

xth for Syndra

garen

no doubt about it

Your parents think you're disgusting for playing Riven.

Ezreal.

anyone without cc/delete the carry button

You rang?

Jokes on you, my mom got me a Riven shirt for Christmas a couple years ago!

>after jumping in for ebin resets and dying six times, tristanerd still hasn't learned his lesson

Diana.

Until Wednesday at least

...

Give me more ribbon maynes to slay!

Singed, but maybe things will be different now.

I want a Syndra with bulging muscles to choke me.

>tfw literally gotten 4 dodges in a row
>Just got secondary role

I bet this game will go through.

>want to be a support main
>watch ADCs shit the bed entirely
>be a pretty good ADC myself, know I could generally do better
>if I queue bottom/support I'll always get support
>not confident in any other roles
fuuuuuuuuuuck my life never gonna climb

I'm in love with Ms Buvelle.

She's a world renowned musician and a helpful team mate!

Do you love someone user? Tell me about them! Why do you love them?

>you will never fuck syndras feet pussy

>The best skinline in the game also come with it's own canon yuri couple

Riot really outdid itself here!

Need to shop a MAGA hat in there somewhere

delete dis

that is some abysmal taste you have there

are you a girl by any chance

>Lulucucks
>wanting to restore western greatness
nah, pedosexuality is a left thing mate

reminder:
playing
>Janna
>Soraka
>Lulu
>Sona
>Karma
is for closet trannys

Usually for me it's teemo, enemy jungle sees him and just knows he should camp top early for a while, teemos always harass and push top, end up giving kills before he levels 6 and places traps. Teemos team tilt because teemo is teemo.
Sometimes nidalee because people who are good on her are very rare for me, typically they're not so good and do stupid shit like build titanic hydra, iceborn and then litchbane.
Kalista and kindred sometimes too...

go away

but there's a sona game in that list

Nah Lulufag is an established trumpcuck though

can I spam Jinx to diamond?

I've got you.

Draven!
Best guy!
What keystone do I use for Rakan?

wtf i love lulu now

no u

I want to tie down syndra and rape her tight ass for several hours.

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Use this cleaner version plz, shit rips my eyes

>can I spam [champion] to diamond?

yes

delete this

unwatchably shit quality

how many (You)s do you want?

STAY POSITIVE!

>are you a girl by any chance
I'm not posting nudes if that's what you're fishing after!

yuck
kys

what website is best for telling you who the OP cancer FOTM champs are? plznerf seems to be pretty behind on the times.

Also is elise considered cancer FOTM ez win right now? Because i've been doing good with her

>implying

how do you win a teamfight vs this?

I need enough to pay for a footjob from syndra

>what music do you play?
Metal

You move onto the next game and don't hang over cheese tactics.

Just cc her lol

There's bestbans com based on elo.

go away fucking degenerate

She likes being called hoboslut though
Listen here bitch, I told you for the last time to back the fuck off you harlot! Draven is mine!

Reminder that C9 lost this teamfight

She's always been cancer freelo but she actually requires some mechanics so it's forgiven. The speed with mobis is complete bullshit.

Are you a cute?

Guess the champ i escaped bronze with

Ok it was zed

How high can i climb with him as one trick ?Gold maybe?

Did we all forget that this broken item exists?

>How high can i climb with [champion] as one trick?

diamond

wait it's a helmet?

Is syndra literally the strongest human mage by that age?

Whats her age on the lore anyways?

Silver 1 because I know you'll start raging at your team for being bad, tilt, and stay bad like all one tricks do.

Stoneplate locket was a mistake

When will they balance it

Why don't you want to share your waifu with me?
Surely shes been gang banged and covered with cum before.

>Sivir ult on a button is broken
>People only think its broken because Gragas

ah i forgot how they fucked up, there was a webm of it, anyone have it?

is that a fucking fire emblem character

Fairly young. She was still under the master-appreintiship that started since she was born by the time she decided to go rogue.

(You)

this isn't really cheese you see it all the time on tank junglers and some toplaners

gangster twitch or pickpocket twitch?

What does tilt mean?

You snowball your adc and mid lane to end game early then.

I don't see this cheese very often, but it's pretty easy to beat Zed these days.

pickpocket

What's her rating?

>no dick
disgusting

If we're going by sheer power? Yeah, Syndra is easily the strongest human mage in LoL. Some people would argue Annie or Lux but Syndra is a whole league above them both as of now.

8/10

weeb/nolife

Fuck you, stay away from my RivRiv, faggot.

League of Legends/10

REMINDER:

Girls who post on /lolg/ are ugly, fat fucks, disgusting skeletons, or some combination of those 3. Stay at least 10 feet away from these roasties.

Looking at you vladfag

>An user tried to add a femanon and had his rank laughed at

What about cute boys

When are the garen buffs coming out

Wasn't Nagi some filthy Pacific Islander rat?

She talked so much shit about anyone her shade of brown or browner than her and she still passed for a real life Wukong with twice as much eye shadow.

Who/what is Garen?

DE LEGUND

YOU BOUT TA GET HIT IN DA MOUF SON!

OPEN DE GATES BOEEEH YEAAAAH

The best girls have cock.
t. Sorakafag

Is vladfag ugly?

Does Trick even do the gatez meme anymore with how hard Udyr got put in the dirt

Gays can do their own thing. Just don't post any dicks on here.

what masterie is better for mid/late as kassadin?

>people now hating on lulu
what the fuck happened?

He switched to volunteer last I saw him, with a volunteer themed name of some sort