How do I convince my dad to buy a Tesla

How do I convince my dad to buy a Tesla

first you gotta convince him to eat lots of lot soy

tell him only fags buy electric cars

Tell him that it drives itself. So your dumbass isn't going to wreck it.

Suck his dick. After you make him gay, he'll want a Tesla.

I don't get it

Make your mom think it's going to save the planet or whatever. He'll get one just to shut her the fuck up already.

Get him some soy substitutes

Tell him to get a castration first.

Came to post these

get your mom some lovers first

Come out to him & your family at Thanksgiving dinner.

Step one: Ask literally anyone but the fine denizens of Veeky Forums

Don't get that sIow piece of shit...

You want power and reliability. I can smoke the fuck out of anyone in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

10 point cage with Parachute
3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
spec-R full drag suspension
Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
1 044 bosch pump
1200 rc injectors
golden eagle sleeved block
cp 10:1 pistons
Eagle rods
arp headstuds
oem h22 headgasket
Balance shaft delete
competition clutch twin disc
Port and polished head
skunk2 valve springs and retainers
Str cam gears
crower stage 1 cams
aluminium radiator with slim fan
gsr transmission with itr lsd.
qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
k20 rbc manifold
qsd throttle body spacer
blox 70mm throttle body
4bar omni map sensor
6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
hks bov
Garret 102mm turbocharger.
Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
44mm tial wastegate
Custom water to air intercooler set up
aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
tuned on chipped p28
13 inch volks drag rims
2 15 inch volks rear rims
arp extended wheel studs
si cluster
150 shots of nitrous im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

Offer to pay for half of it.

You don't

Those arem't a few simple mods you fagget

Lurk more you humongous faggot

Give him large amounts of concentrated soy. Give him a few ounces of non-roasted soy extract. Heat a full pot of soy beans to 170F then let it steep till it cools to room temp. Then add soy extract to anything and enjoy!

tell your mother to ask him for an open marriage

> Be on Veeky Forums
> Doesn't get the latest /pol/ memes

Lmao next thing you'll tell is is that you actually own a car lol faggot.

Tell him Musk guarantees he'll get the car he preorders.