He can only drive eight months of the year

More like
>he can only drive three seasons of the year

t. salty yankee

lmao yankees mad af

Enjoy your ban this forum is for serious discussion only

Pls I want to secede.

I'll donate to your cause. Texas too. Rednecks need to GTFO of the usa.

No, you northerners drive down here making even traffic even worse.

t.

Yeah i totally did that

The south would be third world tier without the north

>redneck shithole
Well we all know you've never been to Florida because if you had you'd know that it's full of fucking haitians, cubans and puerto ricans, very very few rednecks

t.man unable to fight off dozen police officers while masturbating

Florida is still 77.6% white you mong.

So what? That doesn't mean anything about rednecks. There are very few of them in FL. If you want to talk about FL's white people
>jew yorkers
>old fucks from new england everywhere
>rich people
But rednecks? Only if you go to select areas.

And 70% of those "wh*tes" are hispanic

Florida renecks don't exist

No, there are rednecks, just not very many. If you go to places like Loxahatchee, Belle Glade, Homosassa, there are rednecks.

>Kendall Drive from 6AM to 9AM on a weekday

oh god

>Sarasota
>route 41 tamiami trail is "just fuck me up" tier with the Ohio Cancer
>good luck getting anywhere, hope you don't have any place to be

Florida West Coast is tolerable as you guys get people from the Midwest who can drive.

East Coast of Florida we get garbage drivers from New Jersey and Massachusetts.

>midwest
>drive
you've obviously never been here this time of year. If one more jackass with an ohio state bumper sticker cuts me off or merges into me again I'm going to fucking scream

>everybody just stops working in the winter

FLORIDA STRONK!

>everything he owns gets destroyed by a hurricane every 6 years

I got hit with a hurricane this year. No damage, just leaves everywhere and a few tree branches down. Lost power for 3 hours.

Last year grazed, nothing at all, didn't even lose power.

Last one worth remembering was Wilma, 2005, 12 years ago. Was living with my folks back then, it blew the fence down and we had no power for a week. Pool was full of leaves and shit.

Fuck Midwesterners. They are so much worse.

That Z is probably already in Europe.

...

>Mfw all these salty yankees ITT

Floridans are yankees

>t. Leaf

No I live in the west. Floridans aren't southern at all. The state is filled with retireees from the rest of the country and pussies from the north who can't stand seasons

When I was 12 I visted Florida and I liked publix

>they're watering down the oj
Fuckinf erma.

>he puts nails in his tires for winter

lol ok bud

>He has no mountain roads.

This kills the Floridian.

500 mile long drag strip. I'm okay with this.

>living in kendall
>kendall drive any time not 10PM-7AM
top heh

discord.gg/zXxQvQY

FLORIDA IS LIFE

>He doesn't drive over the ocean

>Tfw get on US1 right where Kendall drive meets

Good thing I drive a scooter and can just go right through it.

>yankee mad that he has to spend extra money on an entire extra set of tires just to drive in sky dandruff
God, I can't imagine being such a fucking plebian that I'd live in the North. Freezing cold for 4+ months out of the year, no guns, plagued by union dues and regulations, libshits and commies out the ass, and to top it all off, dominated by niggers, Urban sprawl, and traffic, with the icing on the cake being literal ice that'll kill you if you don't give the tire jews more money.
God, I fucking love being a "flyover redneck hick cletus".

Try going into the interior of Florida, you'll find plenty.

This and near the Panhandle.

There are a lot outside the Orlando city limits as well.

>itt Americans compare winters
Quality thread

Isn't that what a boat is for?

Yeah given how much traffic is down there and all the Yankee snowbirds there are I doubt you can get fifty feet without running into something.

This is Veeky Forums not /n/.

hows the weekly hurricane treating ya

>he purchases property below sea level

>florida
>below sea level
learn some geography dicklips

No one can afford property near the beach.

How are boats not Veeky Forums related?
idiot.
/n/ is for cyclists and bus riders.

>Light turns green
>HOOOOONK
>Can't move because there's traffic right on the other side of the box
>HOOOOOOOOONK

Fucking Yankees need to get gassed.

Still waiting on the fucking leafs to show up enforce and make everything bad

Posted that at 4 and this is now at 7.

Snowbirds can go eat a dick.

>Implying Floridians give a fuck about some rain and a cool breeze.

It's a good excuse to get drunk and grill

In ohio this is every 10 minutes on the road we dont know what a big city is and we only like flat and straight roads

Corn reporting in

>/n/ is for Veeky Forums

Why the fuck are you in sarasota

Florida, particularly Miami

Expensive ass rent prices, one room efficiency connected to some poor niggers house costs $900/month in Hialeah.
Everybody and their grandmother literally wants to live here, shitty American northerners and shitty central and south Americans who refuse to speak English.
So many shitty drivers, car insurance costs more than your car payment per month.
Nothing but $10/hour shitty jobs unless you went to Jew University.
Everybody is a basic normie, into cape shit, pop music, Kardashian BS.
The women are all good diggers looking for a better deal.
Traffic everywhere thanks to overpopulation and never ending construction.
Hot as fuck all the time.

Overall living here is pretty shitty unless you're some trust fund transplant kid from another state who's been here for a few years... which is of course most young people who live here.

Can't into green text.

>Can't into green text.
Yes you can you dumb phoneposter

AYYY WHAT UP SO FLO BRO

>Nothing but $10/hour shitty jobs unless you went to Jew University.
>Everybody is a basic normie, into cape shit, pop music, Kardashian BS.
>The women are all good diggers looking for a better deal.
kek you are talking to the wrong people and working at the wrong places. i feel bad for you

makes no difference when you can only drive in straight lines down here

>Florida
>superior
>not California

Went to school in Miami, can confirm

>Inspections
>Emissions laws
>Traffic is somehow even worse
"No"

Tampa is the exact opposite but full of cucks.

>Nothing but $10/hour shitty jobs
Nu-uh my job pays $11/h

Some folks can but later find out its not worth it and move inland or go completely bankrupt after a storm

>shitty American northerners

You have to go back, Hernan Cristian Perez

California is like florida but worse.

>emission inspection. Still have horrible smog
>Closer to mexico.
>all urban areas are "may issue"/"no issue"
>natural disasters that you cannot plan for or track

Enjoy it while you can. You fuckers better learn to swim.

>Tfw by University Parkway.
The amount of terrible drivers in one spot is ridiculous. Especially with the work done to the interstate.

If that happens the rest of the world will die anyways
Tropical regions will be completely uninhabitable, and there won't be enough food or water to sustain populations that we have now

>mfw it will be in twenty years

I'm sitting at 4000feet right now and I've got one of the worlds most abundant fresh water supplies. I won't be able to get cheap fruit anymore... oh well. It takes a special breed of stupid to live at sea level.

>Live in FL
>import any car i want
>register it as kit car 100% legally

Highest estimates put my area close to the new ocean front. My grandkids are gonna be rich sitting on ocean front property

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>California
>superior to florida
kek
Enjoy your
>earthquakes
>constant drought
>nanny-state
>mind-numbingly stupid and hypocritical elites
>hellywood
>san fagcisco
>b-b-but muh PCH
Enjoy your
>spandex squad traffic jams
>rubberneckers
>CHP
>random visual inspections
>landslides

I thought it would be appropriate to post this here.
discord.gg/6XVNna

Both places are fucking horrible.

>be me
>born and raised in south florida
>live in peaceful city full of whities
>ez money if you're not autistic
>cops don't give a flying fuck about anything
>have fucking loud catless car
>highways are drag strips
>schoolzones are drag strips
>everywhere is a drag strip
>no emissions
>no inspections
>good food
>cool racetracks like sebring up north

florida would be heaven if all the jews and geezers were gassed, but aside from that it's breddy gud

Fuck the old people
as someone who works at a large corporate restaurant, my worst customers are always the old fucks

Yeah your post is pretty much right tho, i know someone who is currently running his car with no emissions equipment at all

In fact kids in my high school used to rip the car out, sell it, then use the money to buy a test pipe or a cherry bomb glasspack to put in place of it

its like the automotive wild west, you really have to be careful looking for used cars here

miami sucks mate, i live in tampa and its not as bad

Old people stop flowing into state
state dies

>tfw no cats or egr on any of my cars

I live with my mom and I work for publix. I'm not exactly rolling in dough here.

As soon as I get my degree from my shitty community college I'm gonna tear ass up to tampa