I'm 19 and just want a cool looking car. The only cheap good looking cars I can find are Corvettes and 300's...

The thing is nobody I know regretted buying a car.

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Do it.

Thing is, i actually need a car to perform my job and tow boats, and a dependable one at that, so a $1k shitbox isnt going to cut it. But your attempt at "gotcha" was cute.

But you will because you already admitted you dont need it and are just buying it to fit in. Have fun paying monthly insurance premiums, gas, repair bills all to feel good about yourself. That feeling will subside and you'll be left feeling like a retard.

I've bought stupidly over powered things that would try to kill you on the way to doing something stupid.
You probably got lucky.
Stay that way. :)

So you have a 100,000k Platinum F-150 because you "need it". If you have anything else than a stock single cab truck with a towing package you're a hypocrite shit.

I make $1500 a month here in IL I could just buy a cheap Camry. I don't know how much a $8000 '75 Corvette with 52K miles will last me or break down. I'm not a angsty driver so I don't plan on maxing it's low HP.
Those do look sweet for the price

Nobody is clamping your MAZ,

I would recommend buying a C4 Corvette instead. More fun to drive, much more modern and aren't like classic cars and actually work. Get a manual and you're guaranteed that it will appreciate. Also with your budget the C4 you can get will be much nicer than the equally strangled C3 you could buy with that.

>driving a classic corvette as a daily driver

Kill yourself desu