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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
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I love the Oppressor!

I'm not starting drama. I came in talking GTA off the bat and a handful of you went batshit insane that someone is using a tripcode in Veeky Forums

There's no convincing these fellas. They hear one bad story and think Grand Theft Auto freemode is Hell

You would know, eh? Unfortunately for you,I can't hate this wonderful gift of life. It's too good

And the thread is off to a great start

>its another viva starts his shitposts early edition

Le sigh

Ignore the autist, post Sports cars instead.

>freemode ins't bad u guize!!!!!
>autistic menu kids will follow you from lobby to lobby try camp you

**hey, did you buy a bunker yet?**

Shut the fuck up you cunt. Is your fabricated ego so large that you can't let a thread not be about you?

So is nobody actually making money in this general or what

Pure Kino

youtu.be/fnvl1nE1eno

No, we're all worthless NEETs.

nice reddit

Apparently my Massacro is my only sports car I've done a photo shoot with.

Wasn't the intention either. I wasn't checking the post count on the last thread and I gave this one a bit of a wait for others to post first. They didn't

That's never happened before. The hell kinda wonky bedtime stories are they feeding you?

IRL or in game?

The Massacro is the only good Dewbauchee in my opinion because its handling and speed is absolutely perfect, and not only that, it doesn't cost more than $300K to buy and fully customize!

It's a definite must-have, every Dewbauchee after it are just forgettable and bland.

>21:9

finally another brother

>1920x810

God, those retro wop cars look like shit.

no

they aren't even that good, all the latest classics drive pretty much the same

Nightshark when?

If they were added into a Supers classics class, I would've liked them more.

The original screen is from a shadowplay recording with the HUD off, so it looked pretty bad, I shrank it to compensate a little.
I don't like the editor.

>IRL or in game?
What do you think, idiot?
If you're all worthless NEETs then somebody should come make some money with me and erp with me as well

what do u like driving

you sound like an absolute nigger desu

>busted reverse light

soiled it

I'd think in-game since it's /gtag/, but since we are in Veeky Forums, it's a 50/50 split

Fuck off puerto rican puto

Fuck off puerto rican puto

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> you would know, eh

It's readily apparent that you're in the middle of a lasting existential crisis, that's all I was saying. it would seem that I struck a nerve, too.

>no qt surfer update that adds all sorts of beach shit and the ability to now surf
>not also adding throwback skateboards and retro bmx bikes that let us do tricks and shit
imagine how rad it would be if we could windsurf and have free roam contest to see who is the baddest muthafucka on waves? I know i'm gonna get called a fag, but we need a lot more fun shit like this(pick up basketball, beach football, beach soccer, real mounting climbing and hiking, hunting, fishing, etc), and less $2-3 million dollar cars that get bought, used one and garaged.

p.s. also rollerskating/blading

Lambos and Ferraris are just so boring

>Penetrator and GP1
>supers
>Cheetah/Infernus/Turismo Classic and Torero
>"sports classic"
It's a mystery what they meant by this.

Too late to add fun shit now when the general mindset of the common freeroam shitter is, "Hmm, someone is having fun, I MUST STOP IT."

> they arent even that good
>all of them are at the top of the class

What did we say about talking about things we don't know about?

i like this new meme

>new text message from Lamar
>"AY YO THESE NIGGAS SHOOTIN HOOPS ON OUR TURF MAN, YOU BETTER STOP THIS SHIT"
>"Destroy enemy organization's basketballs to gain cash and RP"
It's perfect.

> nudes from girls

what a faggot

>people ruining our fun for 200rp and fistful of dollars
pottery

Not a Puerto Rican. Sorry, boys. Thanks for thinking so, though

Hey, that's a really good one. Save'd

You'd love to strike a nerve. Unfortunately for you, I'm untouchable

Fuck off puerto rican puto

> skateboards that cost 900k each plus 500k to upgrade
> you have to buy a warehouse to convert to a skate park before you can buy them

lol untouchable by girls and even fags, puerto rican puto

Fuck off puerto rican puto

just so you know I have no ill will towards you I'd rather we all just get alone

> I'm untouchable

is that what the girls tell you, crybaby?

Who was that other retard we posted edits of back on old gen?

>you have to buy a warehouse to convert to a skate park before you can buy them
>buy it
>don't even bother using it because everyone in free roam is using the public park

That's gotta be sad when all you can do is call me the wrong ethnicity as a "diss". I also love the whole "Don't give Viva attention" thing when you're flooding the thread with Viva hate. You're still giving me attention, boys. Step it up

You lose points for making the same joke

Same, my guy. I'd love to keep the peace

Any motorcycles in the game look like this?

I bet you're really quiet and reserved and don't pull this shit in public.

Fuck off puerto rican puto

>annoying trip faggot general

I'm no expert, this is the closest I can think of off the top of my head.

Dinka Enduro, looks kind of similar.

Not quite. The FCR1000 or Esskey is probably the closest you'll get.

don't remember, can you change the tire or just the inside of the wheels?

Pretty sure you can change the entire tire, yeah.

There's a glitch on Se7en sins that lets you garage a lot of anything, even Pegasus vehicles and yes including golf carts

Hell yeah I've been looking for something like this

What shit am I pulling, exactly? I'm not sharing extremist views or spouting controversial opinions

PUERTO
RICAN
PUTO

I didn't know the independence day outfit gave the character that badonkadonk

Sorry for shit pic

nolsbowls? he's actually a pretty cool guy though, rolls with the punches and doesn't use a fucking tripcode

Yeah that was him, shame I wiped my harddrive mid way through last year and lost all those pictures

He was also way better looking

What's a good colour besides red for the cheetah classic? I've noticed everyone and their wife's son has it painted fucking red

The cuck who tried to burn the whole crew down because of thirst.

I disagree because the Seven-70 is shaggy too dope.

>overtime rumble
why is this so fun when it doesnt break before the 4th round

>helicopters spawn underground - I guess?
>explode immediately
>supplies are stuck underground too
what the fuck

yellow
white

it really is a gem. nobody actually needs to kill each other and everything becomes much easier once you realize you can stall/offset your landings by turning and/or landing on the bumpers

>nobody actually needs to kill each other

it's like you dont enjoy fun

and efficiency, too
me and my friend kept fucking up the enemy team at their spawn in pic related map, that way they scored zero point and the match was already done at 4/7 tries

at some maps you can stall far too long, which makes the round takes forever
this is one of those maps

I wonder what sort of reaction /gtag/ gives when they find out I'm actually Mexican and Salvadoran

>hopping over to purple's ramp and fucking all their jumps while the homeboys brought the points home

ludo

How long until the spic kills himself?

It'll never happen

holy shit, I just noticed the busted reverse lights. How did that happen?

Aren't you the same dude Arturo was bragging about? The one at the party drunk as fuck and begging to suck everyone's dicks? Pretty sure I recognized you.

this is what the vagos actually believe

No thank you, he loves his life too much to ever wanna commit a selfish and cowardly act like suicide :^)

I don't know an Arturo and I don't drink alcohol. I'm a good boy

In other words, not too long now.

Is there a point in culltering up your inv with this thing or the sweeper? 8 shoots doesn't seem like much

lol sudaca puto

Absolutely. Best close range weapon in the game bar none. It can't be used from a motorcycle, so you still want the sawed off or sweeper, but it's unmatched on foot.

Assault Shotgun + extended mag = best shotgun in game

>first time lurking gtag
>look for good discussion
>its mostly shitposts flaming the guy with the tripcode
I shouldn't have expected so much

The hell does that mean?

ah, so the extended clip does exist in GTA:O
seems like the wiki was wrong... again

okay

>"Is there a point in culltering up your inv"
>bought all MK2 weapons
HMMMMMMMM...

>>bought all MK2 weapons
for the shooting range challenges, took me a while to convince myself to get that assault riffle or smg. I've put different kinds of ammo on them "just in case", but yeah, they mostly do clutter up my inv.

>buys all the MKII guns when all he needed was the sniper and mg
>whines about inventory clutter

Next thread should probably have the PC crew link changed to the new one.

it's up already? link it to me so I can remind myself when I make the next thread.

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