/meg/- Mass Effect General

>feet
Damn, I was about to make one, had it ready, and this happens. Sad.

Have you considered possible repercussions?

Absolutely disgusting

Lap, butt or tummy, though?

Yes

I made them abandon their general, I will make them fuck of from here as well if they show up!

What did you post over there?

Thanks for nothing Lelianafag

/dag/'s dead and here's dead. So might as well post DA.

Mass Effect desperately needs more latex tummies. I need more of that bellybutton indention.

But what about resting your head on the chest?

/dag/ fuck off

It's gone. Blame the Leliana faggot for that.

This is objectively the worst thread we had in a while

I just wanted to talk about going to the beach with your femtur gf

>tfw just want comfy greentexts with waifus
>/dag/gots won't even let me have that

Is /dag/ the Batarian Hegemony of Veeky Forums?

Assassin Dance tomorrow. Had a huge writing marathon last night. Will be writing when I get home.

>more turians

No, thank you.

>Outdated femtur pastebin in OP

Fixed pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>go to the beach on a nice sunny day with your femtur gf
>you build a nice sand castle, complete with a few towers and a moat
>she digs a foxhole

There's like 4 /dag/ posts. Chill.

>she then requests you to surrender while holding a stick like a rifle
>the trench is deep enough for to hide lewd

>ywn take your femtur to the beach
>she will never ask what you are doing her
>ywn strip down to your swim suit making her blush
>ywn hand her a turian swim suit
>she will never tell you that turians don't do water
>ywn convince her to trust you
>ywn hold each other in the water making sure shes comfortable
>ywn try to teach her how to swim
>ywn pretend to drawn so she has to do mouth to mouth on you
>ywn pull her into a kiss as shes doing it
>she will never drag you home and punish you in the bedroom for making you worried.
life hurts

Get her some arm floaties.

*her worried

Looking forward to it.

you will never take ur femtur horseback riding
you will never dress her up in traditional horse riding gear.

Its much better to watch a femtur being degraded. Unlike asari, who are natural sluts and have no shame, it would be more satisfying to destroy their dignity and honor

>tfw you make sure her swimsuit and floaties match the color of her colony markings

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Femturs are just hidden sluts, there is a fair bit of rutting in hierarchy forces, according to how they tie break sparring matches...

They are sluts with other turians but are probably not as open to interspecies as asari. Perfect for humiliation, especially by humans, maybe BTs and krogan.

Oh baby jingo! She should do Cora too.

Foamed femturs?

Are /dag/'s german and /meg/'s german the same person?

i've never seen a man be so wrong and so right at the same time. liara is certainly god's gift to the universe, but tali is god's gift to the galaxy.

turians and dykes need not apply.

I hate you femturfags

No, they are not. Yours earlier was with a public tripcode.

#l)1^?Gun

Fic Challenge: Dom Zaeed Massani x sub Batarifu

>tfw you and your femtur gf will never dress up in opposite racist factions
>You will never hear her complain about skullheads while being adorned in Black, orange and white
>After you do your fair share of complaining about 'hairless apes', you will never strip her replica Cerberus armor off for some lewd times

Would a BT male be strong enough to overpower and slap a collar on a femtur? They are at the same height disadvantage as humans, but look buffer

reminds me of an old fic about Tali needing clothing and all she could find was a causal Cerberus uniform in Shepard's closet.

>Weaker muscles
>Height disadvantage
>Weight disadvantage
>Sharp talons
>Close combat training

The BT would have his eyes gored

Batarians are apt slavers though. He would make use of improvised traps and lock the incapacitated femtur in a cage.

>ywn have a super kinky femtur gf
>ywn walk down into your basement to find her bound and tied
>ywn hear her say "oh no i've been captured by the primitive ape, please don't eat me" she says with a sly smile
>ywn indulge in her fantasy

One Cerberus Daily News story notes that every weight class of MMA is now dominated by turians or krogan after a turian light heavyweight fighter knocked out the reigning human champion in two rounds. So turians are almost certainly proportionally stronger than humans of the same weight (which is probably why in MP turians get a bonus in carrying capacity and reduced recoil). Batarians are never noted to be such, by all indications they're identical to humans from the neck down. Additionally the notes on the Archon's ship call turians "very agile" and "tough", while calling humans "fragile" and saying nothing about their agility (salarians are also said to be agile, but like humans, fragile). Combine that with military training, talons, and a significant reach and weight advantage with 190+ cm and ~90 kg being average for a femtur, and the average femtur should handily crush the average male from most species like the human-tier BTs.

Femturs aren't just for lewd, they are for cute as well. Like when you both try to turn your translators off to teach your respective languages and you hear her butcher English words in her clicky parrot voice

Rollerino

I'm going in

Especially important phrases like "How are you", "I love you" and "I am a big dumb birdraptor"

>post picture of Lawson
>"Can have kids."

>60 posts in
>no cuddly Vetra

Let us fix this.

Still no male version

I suppose she´s busy right now

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dextrofags gtfo you filthy degenerates

She's 6'6, not eight feet tall.

>wanting a carapace skinned insect

No

How tall is Ryder? Isn't he like the tallest human dude on the Tempest

not my problem if you hate yourself, you might cut off your dick while youre at it

I would sadle her up, ride her to the middle of a desert, tie her to a cactus, leave her there to die.

>captcha: stop Angelica
You're not the boss of me, captcha

>N7 2017

>it's been several weeks since you bonded with your femtur gf
>you awake from a Pleasant dream to find yourself staring up at the ceiling
>you try to move your hands to rub your eyes only to find your hands are bound
>your eyes dart around the room trying to figure out what was going on
>that's when your femtur gf came in wearing a lab coat
>"so these are the ape's that activated the relay" she says seductively
>you struggle against the bounds "fucking skull heads" you say with a clear sarcasm in your voice
>she begans too circle the bed
>"my my what a tongue on you" her flexible finger running up your arm
>"what the fuck do you want from me" you say in character
>"i want to know" there was a slight pause when she fished out a knife "your biology
>"ok this was getting to real" you think to your self
>she brought the knife to your neck, your eyes following the movement of the blade
>she proceeded to cut your pajama top in half, her eyes gazing down at the alien underneath
>"hmm our troops did say you were squishy" you hear her say
>the tension was to much you begin to feel your self grow as she continues to study your biology
>"my oh my i can't believe that a primitive would find interrogation exciting" she says as she gazes back a grin on her face
>she reaches back placing a hand on your cloth shaft
>she gasps "who knew such a squishy species could be hard in all the right places" her mouth agape
>"this requires further investigating" as she pulled down her pants
>she gazes down at your large member as she rubs her chin
>"how does i feel i wonder" she says reaching for it
>you grunt as her hand makes contact
>"you want to know something primitive" she says as she turns around
>you remain silent
>"my bond mate hasn't touched me in weeks"
>so thats what this is about you think
>she begins to undo her pants as she contiunes
>"he's been so busy at work that he hasn't given me so much as a thought" she hops on to the bed and straddles you "now its time for reveng

Every human male in the game is the same height, so say 5'9-5'10.

what about the vetra/scott stuff.

Lewd, user

Uh oh, user

best boi

Fuck that, there is a decent amount not enough but I want to see this shit first

>you audibly moan as she inserts you into her
>"he's so busy at the god damn alliance embassy he has not time for his bond mate" she says between breaths
>she began to increase her tempo much to your enjoyment
>"sorry" is all you managed to grunt out
>she pushed some buttons on her omni tool and the restraints became undone
>"prove it she said"
>"your face collided with her's as you pulled her into a long and deep kiss
>you began to push forward until she laid on her back
>finally breaking the kiss you look deep into her eye's
>"look i'm sorry their is just a lot to clean up after our war with the reapers" your gaze not breaking
>"then take me now"
>you enter her all at once
>her moans act as kindling to your fire helping you find the strength to increase the rhythm at which you both move
>you notice her talons both on her feet and hands begin curling into the sheets making you fear that you may need to go purchase some more
>but that thought soon left your mind as your bondmate showed sighs that she would be climaxing soon
>you begin to speed up even faster now hoping that you can both climax at the same time
>your hope becomes reality as you both moan out in delight
>as you roll off of her you grab her hand
>"look i know i've been busy but i promise to spend more time with you" you say looking at her
>"you better" she says with a smile
i don't know how to write ending forgive me lord

Another one escaped from /dag/

>you will never meet her again

not only an ending you dont know how, i might add

simply the best

It was cute, all is forgiven.

I'm okay with that. Thanks for reminding tho

They're here

True color

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Contrast enhanced

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Damn it probably looks like my anus few hours after eating spicy food.
No, my anus doesn't eat spicy food

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It's 2 cute and pure.

bonus pic

Salvador Dali?

>Kaidan and femShep
No

I have a feeling the white wire is the only one that needs to be cut, so do that. Or I'm just an idiot.
Either way, really interested in your next entry.

Yes!

do we think its a good idea to cut wires with metal