/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

You have the gayest fucking scout I've ever seen, kys

is tonight the night?
also post the spray you use

is it really happening?

>wait 30 days after a valid purchase to use the market and then also wait 15 days after steam authenticated to wait 7 days to trade unless you change your device then it's 15 days to trade again and also more 7 days to trade because new IP and 7 more days due to cleared browser cookies but you have received too many resets and now must wait 30 days and your IP changed please wait 15 days to

Who designed this fucking garbage?

oh how I love to go soldier and dominate the hacking snipers

>Master! We've gotten complains from stupid kids that they've got scammed out of their vintage tribalmen's shiv's!
>I know how to fix this, we'll fuck EVERYONE'S SHIT!

maybe you shouldn't have gotten an new IP then

>enabled email confirm before it was required because they announced the changes
>enabled the app confirm before it was required because they announced the changes
>never dealt with trade holds/excessive waiting periods on my end
Feels great to not be an idiot.

I would play soldier every single game if pubs would not refuse to go anything that can destroy nests or medic

>feels great to slurp valve dick and register my phone number mere milliseconds after they announced it

Also these boards have a quote system, Reddit

>mayann

>this mad about being retarded
>being this new
holy lel

but soldier can destroy nests and medic, I don't see your problem

>>>>>>>>community developed

Nope, just some fags doing Valve's work for them again.

I feel...something.
A feeling I haven't felt toward this game for years.
Is this...excitement?
But also...fear? I don't know if I can take another letdown like MyM, tf2g. Hold me.

This is for the community made Mayann project and their SFM short, not the Pyro update

Are you retarded?

Bad news for you buddy

H-habbening?!

>this isn't related to the Jungle update, just the release of the SFM video

oh ok, I'm fine with that.

>some new props for your jungle-y maps!

Fuck you, now we have to wait even more for the update. Fuck everyone on the team,except Winglet.

>shoots rocket
>repair
>shoots rocket
>repair
>shoots rocket
>repair
>shoots rocket
>repair
>out of ammo and no rnd crit to kill the engie :(

N-NANI???? BAKANA!!!!!!

hopefully the update was worth the wait

ANONYMOUS BEFORE YOU POST YOUR REACTION IMAGE TAKE NOTE THAT THIS IS FOR THE SFM SHORT THAT THEY HAD IN THE WORKS, NOT THE UPDATE.

Will the sandman still be worth it?

>want to play scout and demoman
>soldier does everything these two classes can do but better in every way

I guess I have to my unusual for money for the update then. Fuck, I just brought it too.

Lmao, your precious update ain't coming anytime soon, boys. Quit getting hype over nothing. It's second-hand embarrassment seeing your disappointment and complaints about the update still not coming

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE LAST UPDATE FOR TF2 IS TOMORROW! GET READY FOR IT!

Hmmm.....seems like today is full of suprises......
youtu.be/bnH3Nq8owPA

IS IT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

who invited these braindead retards from /v/

me

No me, you silly goose.

>not affiliated with Valve

False alarm

please don't do it again

Why are the comp teams running demos then and not just scouts/soldier/medic?

LET IT BEGIN
LET IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIN

When is the update actually going to come, TFNiggers?

well don't invite any more

Tomorrow, you idiot.

Well it's something at least.
Will The Mayann Project be better than Valve's jungle short?

That's the Mayann short, which is entirely community made, and NOT the Jungle update, you dunce

OW is going to get BTFO

Kiss is written with an I and two S :3

>Mayann

Sudaka Pyro confirmed, you heard it here first folks.

>TF2 funko pops are happening
>no TF2 nendoroids or figma figures

What a horrible time for TF2 mercs

mayannproject.com/assets/mayann_project_asset_pack_v1.zip
Here you go

is that a leak?

Yes, wait for tomorrow for the blogpost.

>Implying Japan gives two salty fucks about TF2

WHAT IS GOING ON?

shame they like Portal and Dota 2 more, even overwatch

Community-made short is dropping tomorrow, still no word about the actual Jungle update

The biggest TF2 update is coming out tomorrow and there's already leaks of it.

Will the TF2 funkos come with items?

No nigger that's wrong

If you mean by "codes, most likely no. Funko pops are Heavy, Medic and Scout. Since they do "secret pops" it would most likely be just BLU versions.

/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0

playing with a kritz pocket all game long is kinda pathetic

shoot me

youtube.com/watch?v=xfMrdty8LNw

>11 minute video
>2 run ads and a preroll

>germanpeter
Who is this, and why should I value his opinion?

>not having Youtube Red

I had YouTube red till I realized I only watch YouTube on my computer and don't watch anyone I'm willing to support.

>Oh shit, is that a motherfucking dmix?
Yes, dmixes are making a return! Come frag and have some fun!

>When?
Saturday, 11 pm GMT +0 (convert to your local timezone)
>I have little to no competitive experience, can I still join?
Yes, everyone can come, try reading up on things and play some lobbies if you are new, avoid doing overly autistic shit like going pyro if you're playing demo.
>How do we communicate?
We'll be using mumble which you can download at www.mumble.com/mumble-download.php
>I'm from NA/EU/OCE, where is the server located?
Server location is decided depending on where the majority of players are from.
>What's a dmix?
A dmix, short for double mix, is when you gather 12 people to play 6s. It's friendly matches against each other, can be serious and/or unserious, although it's usually more fun when people aren't fucking about.
The usual go for dmixes are that once there are 6 players on both teams, one player says last to spec and everyone rushes to join spectator. Last 2 people to join spectator have to play medic, they battle it out and the winner gets to pick a player first.
The most common way to pick is to have players pick. Captain's pick exists too but it's pretty boring since it ends in one team being stacked more often than not. In players pick the person gets to pick a player when it's their turn, team takes turns picking. Classes are picked once everyone has been picked.
TL;DR it's a fucking 6s match
>I'm interested, how do we do this?
Add me on steam, id/hamaham, send me a message telling me that you're interested and I'll take care of the rest, when it begins I'll pm you the mumble, once we're 12 people in the mumble I'll post the server and the dmix will commence.
Remember to have fun!

lol ma3la is back for reals this time

casual mm sucks bring qplay back i want to play freight thanks

wow making it sound like playing med is a punishment

this is good news

If the streams return sure, but he's on a team with Nursey again.

yeah hamaham has no respect for medic mains

The patched gloves of running fast on heavy are a nerf, right? That will only result in even less people playing him

speaking of the GRU, why does valve want the eviction notice to be a GRU-lite

"As long as it takes" cut, 36 minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=1JZ6QaqUq-M

Nice.

After five seconds of fucking your dad's butt

5v5
2 scout 2 soldier 1 medic

what do games look like

replace medic with demoman and everyone can see each other's health.

cs:fortress

Will b4nny stream today?

what is adblock and how does it do?

sometimes I really hate this game and all the people playing it

Hate is a strong word

what happened to nislt

So like when is the update coming out exactly?

Hopefully died

When you least expect it

When it's ready®.

Tomorrow, my dad works at Nintendo.

i think they forgot to add good pyro cosmetics to the game