/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

OBESED edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Revealed at E3 2017:
youtube.com/watch?v=IUkL42p3Mss
youtube.com/watch?v=BMeqj8WG0a8

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/News/174

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/cZ4jSufd

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New Modules :
>Dickplomacy
mediafire.com/file/i6y5khh7w6u3t9y/Dickplomacy_4.3.0.7b.7z
>Modded Hispania 1200
mediafire.com/file/51qiedmuthgm804/Hispania2000_modded.7z
>Custom troop trees
moddb.com/mods/custom-troop-trees/downloads/custom-troop-trees-version-2-beta
>CTT for Dickplomacy
mediafire.com/?8qbwrc98hqt8o9b

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/board,205.0.html
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This is Rhodok soil

Rhodoks are the best to be honest

thats not how you spell Swadia

Who should I play as in PoP

Does PoP have the same shit that Native does where if you play as a girl you can't become a vassal until you have 100000 renown?

>Swadian king is o b s e s s e dwith butter
>Therefore he is o b e s e d
Swadcucks confirmed for muricans, the worst faction for the worst scum on earth!

Your dad

>xpecting different while being a womyn

I really want reddit to go

Playing as a girl is the least Reddit thing you can do, dumbass.

and expecting equality playing as a woman is the first Reddit thing you can do, dumbrainwashed.

>expecting equality

I don't expect it, that's why I asked you fucking moron.

it's 150 renown vs 200 renown
hardly a difference

Prophesy of Pendor is the best mod.

>t. Notorious R.E.D.D.I.T

19? That's like tier 4. You can go up to tier 7 if you select just one branch, those troops are level 34 IIRC. As for budgets, you can go into the source files and edit the formula in module _scripts.

And what mod do you like, tough guy?

Warrior of Nation, like a Patrician

>being this BTFO

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Who the fuck designed the arena in this game and randomly decided to make it so some enemies can't hurt eachother and only go after you?

>some enemies can't hurt eachother and only go after you?
are you talking about teammates

R u stupid?

Yes, in the Free for All Arena.

that pic is literally rhodoks

SAY NO MORE, MY MAN

I happen to be retarded. What would I edit in regards to the formula itself? I've tried toying around with it, but there's been no effect.

Prophesy of Pendor is honestly alright when you completely and utterly ignore the developers who think they have a legal copyright on a mod still utilizing source code from a commercial game.

this is literally every native faction

Yeah but only rhocucks and swadcucks throw bantz at each other online much more constantly.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Fuck I can't do grammar for shit when I'm drunk

It's cause they're both tsunderes. they really need to just shut up, kiss and fuck till they dehydrate.

That pic is literally Hannibal.

I generally judge games based on their quality and not whether or not the devs are c words.

You also have to ignore the fact that PooP is literally Lord of the Rings after a magic apocalypse.

I like to be like Kirito from Sword Art Online so I only use one handed swords with no shield.

Name one thing Vaegirs can't do

anime was a mistake

not get obliterated by ranged units because they don't have shield

What about Sarraniids

Sword of Damocles isn't the best mod. But it will be.

literally just brown swadians

thats why you have plenty of vaegirs huntsmen, the very best ranged unit in the game

>the very best ranged unit in the game
except they're......not?

Except much better map positioning

Found the Rowduck

they are if you set up properly

they're not even brown
sarranid units use swadian facecodes

>vaegirs huntsmen, the very best ranged unit in the game
you mean marksmen
faggot

>it will be
the bannerlord version will be

I'm playing Prophesy of Pendor while eating some home made potato salad and a home made burger and a hotdog and they're really good.

>implying any multiplayer mod for bannerlord won't die just as horribly and just as swift as multiplayer only Warband mods.

r u stupid?

>sword of damocles
>multiplayer
user, I...

I'm not, why do you ask?

I'll ask again, now answer honestly
r u stupid?

It's time to watch a fine youtuber called Someguy2000 playing Prophesy of Pendor! So fun! :-)

>It is a game based on the Invasion game type
is it not?

forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/board,205.0.html
are we talking about the same mod

nice what faction is he playing

I've learned so much watching that guy. How about you user?

please find the nearest body of water and secure yourself to the bottom

Is Nova Artichoke any good? I like the idea of being able to colonize but it looks like you have to wait a while.

How does aging work? I was thinking I could have my first character become a lord and then his son could go out and colonize.

and now what, Im just wet.

I bet you are, faggot

when did all these homosexuals start playing mountain blade?

>M&B: Sword of Damocles
>Warband: Sword of Damocles Warlords
>Bannerlord: Sword of Damocles ????

Although I have a feeling the dev Computica will finish Warlords first before working on the Bannerlord mod if Bannerlord ever gets released.

The stuff inside it is pretty good, but i can't play more than a few minutes before my eyes start to bleed from the absolutely retarded shading and graphical design. especially that garbage Ivanhoe filter

i thought it stopped getting updates in like 2012

Nova Aetas is one of those mods where the screenshots make me want to play it a lot less

caocaoposting? more like cacaposting!

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BANNERLORD WHEN?

I'll cover you in caca

DON'T

It's too late.

STOP IT

I'm already going

NO

It's about to happen

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PLEASE NO PLEASE

>those filenames

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO, HAVE MERCY PLEASE

Th-this is w-wrong! Stop this madness now!

I play this game to enjoy large battles, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Because of course the game does enough to ruin large battle for me by means of quick death, it is infuriating.

don't die retard

have you tried, you know, not dying?

stop being shit then faggot

I'm sorry faggots but when you actually get in the thick of it shit happens. I'm saying it's annoying to have witnessed the killing of 500 enemies but being forced to sit out for the other 1,700.

so
dont
get
yourself
killed
faggot

>I'm sorry faggots but when you actually get in the thick of it shit happens
not with native """AI"""
invest in first aid

Trying out warsword as lizards. Wheres a good place to take over and start my own kingdom?

you must be shit

Kill the highelves. Their island only has a few choke points to funnel armies through.

Sounds like a plan. Gonna go bully some weebsand amazons first though until I get out of my mercenary gig.

I'm a French knight in 1257, I charge with other noble knights at the start of battle, we all die before the battle is 1/10 of the way done. I can't fight my nature and I can't fight any other way, what is one to do?

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