/utg/ - Undertale general

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All I know for sure is that I hate Toriel and would never allow Frisk to stay with such a godawful mother

Looks like you have mom issues. Mom not there when you grew up, sport?

I have a great mother unlike Toriel who is completely awful and shouldn't be allowed near children let alone to raise them. She clearly doesn't care about anyone but herself considering she put her own feelings before the lives of seven children

Nice bait, kid. Come back when you fixed your mommy problems.

She literally locks the door and tells Frisk to not come back to the only safe place because it would make her feel bad. This is a thing that she actually tells an eight year old child who she fully believes is walking to their death.

Toriel is a shit person

report and ignore

Yes good

>report and ignore anyone that doesn't share my opinion about Toriel even if its based on actual in game canon!
fucking lol

Nope, you definitely have mommy issues. Have fun at the doctor's, kid.

Nipple bulges.

Once again I have a great mom who I love very much. You know what she never did? Let six children die and allowed me to go walk directly into a serial killers arms that she knew for a fact would kill me all because it would have made her feel bad to actually stand up and care about anyone but herself

Because my mom isn't a shit person like Toriel

Don't respond to the eternal plat shitposter.

kiddo...

>don't respond to anyone that has an opinion that I don't agree with
this is you

Reminder that phone posting is ban evasion. Thankfully for you, the mods seem to magically evade deleting your favela monkey faggotry.

Excellent

So far the only 'rule' i've broken is not liking Toriel, something im more than happy to do.

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That's a nice one, but how about this one?

It's good, but I don't see any perky nipples...

I don't want to get in trouble by posting too lewd of images.

Post more dick bulges
Less gayfish

I would but I'd cop rule 2

I getcha.

Don't Fishfags have their own thread? Do you guys really need to hijack any posting that isn't fish related?

Why do we even have an Undertale General anymore, shouldn't we just balkanize into 7 /trash/ threads that all sputter out within a month?

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Does the fish truly have best neepol, or does that trophy belong to

>The Mom
>The Lizard
>The Spider
>The Rabbit

>rule 2

Or rule 3 rather. The fuck

What if Papyrus could remember everything about why kiddos love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

we should test them all to find out!

What if Papyrus could remember everything about why kiddos love the taste of ecto cock?

People in /trash/ are already pissed about the number of Undertale threads there.

Don't Jerryfags have their own thread? Do you guys really need to hijack any posting that isn't sex related?

Don't niggerfags have their own nigger? Do you niggers really need to nigger any niggering that isn't nigger related?

Don't Jojofags have their own thread? Do you guys really need to hijack any posting that isn't IT ME DIO! related?

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Good night, anons! I love you!

>Mom - biggest, softest
>Lizard - innies, probably most sensitive, for better or worse
>Spider - literally a loli
>Rabbit - Jack of All trades in size, sensitivity and form
>Fish - perkiest, very sensitive

Goodnight!

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Goodnight lad! Sorry I didn't say goodnight last night, I went to bed early yesterday.

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LETS GET READY TO WUMBO

sleep tight bleater

Sounds hard

This is Asriel! Asriel Dreemurr!

Say something nice about him!

Something nice about him.

something nice about him!

I still wish to grasp that goat.

WELCOME, TO DIE!

What if Magneto fell into the Underground?

Best ship

Almost canon post TP

Mjutant stufW?

Last user alive? Tickety Boo. Time for a good session of the old rumpy pumpy.

Yeeeep. Last user alive.

Nope. Lurkin here

I'm playing video games, shush.

Good.
But I don't wanna. What'cha playing?

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What's she so excited about?

Her friends are coming over to play

Isn't it sad that her only friends live on the other side of the Underground and they're really only friends with her because his dad knows their dad

I want to make love to the spider for a very long time.

Goodnight /utg/. I hope you have a great day tomorrow.

Morng

Absolutely!

At this point they most likely live in the core so it's not a long trip at all and I'm sure that they're all friends with Undyne because she's such a great person and not just because of her connections

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The cutest of pairs.
Azzy's in good company

Friskriel is cute. CUTE!

Friskriel is an abomination onto Nuggan!

Poor Nuggan. Starved to death because his people worshiped his rules instead of him. Om would have met the same fate, if not for Brutha.

discworld crossover when

What if Rincewind fell into the underground?
He'd get lost, start looking for potatoes, find a Vegetoid, and suffer a heart attack

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When Toby and the Discworld author collaborate. What was that guy's name again?

Terry Pratchett.
He died.

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The tweets on his account in relation to his passing are beautiful.

spiders!

If Muffet is the only huge humanoid spider then how the hell did her parents feed and clothe and bathe her when she was little

With lots of care and practice

She'd probably freak out if Frisk read it but wouldn't punish them.

Good morning, anons! I love you!

Morning. Morning never changes.