/smgen/ - smite

/smgen/ - smite

Time for DreamHack, here's hoping for some spicy picks and plays

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Wow look at that, the team with jing wei lost

Final nail in the coffin.
They sealed it last season, they won't stop putting nails in.

So did anybody tried the PTS?

what's new on the PTS

>quit smite early this year
>decide to check out this patch since apparently they are overhauling a lot of stuff
>"this god/item was being picked too often so we're nerfing it to the ground. Also this was never picked up so we're making it OP and a must-have now"
>check out the plebbit to see the hirez cock gobblers' reactions
>outrage over the rigged T5 vote and even the whales are promising not to buy it

Fucking lel, never change, Lorez.

>tfw your favorite character is Chiron
>you enjoy playing him for his personality and you are very good at him so you play him all the time
>hirez makes him a retarded moose skin
>then they make him a LOL REINDEER skin
>now this

fuck this gay game, they defiled him

Anybody think up a name for the /smgen/ pro team?

Dead Thread

>haven't played in ~1.5 years
>come to Veeky Forums, look for a Smite thread
>see this
jesus christ how horrifying

Hey look that guy who masturbated on twitch is on stage

>picking AMC

The new patch

Is there a gayer pro scene than smite one?

Frostbound hammer AMC new meta

I will say frostbound hammer hunter is a top strat

Maybe not after the nerf

what, are they nerfing every item that isn't just stats?

smitegame.com/patch-notes-pc-4-13-mid-season/
They will nerf the slow % for ranged basic

who do you pick to offset the extra magical damage from hebo/morrigan jungle

Nice Bellona ''''''''''NERF''''''''''' we got. Truly it will bring her to the point of balance.

Could go with either hunter mid (Ullr, Neith, Chiron) or a warrior support (Amaterasu, Hercules, Odin).

NRG is kill

Best girl

not a single game I had this week didn't have one disconnect or a horrible ping. Where are all these gem event cash going

Sasuga Hi-Rez

Not even surprised desu, it's hi-rez...

>Spectator client crashes during the big, game-ending fight after 53 minutes of gameplay
Stay classy low-rez

He just got a major buff this patch. Calm down.

>stream keep crashing
Hi-Rez please.

''''''''''''HIGH'''''''''''''''''-rez

>15 minutes into the stream I get 8 things from the bot, including Ra'merica
>The next few hours after are nothing

The bot couldn't handle giving that much freedom

Artio a cute

If there isn't an Alamo reference somewhere in her VP I'm going to be disappointed

twitter.com/SMITEGame/status/885536975830347776

Be ready for a lot of bear pun

Can we see the end of game 2 anywhere?

>Pick Da Ji
>Build Jotunns
>Build Heartseeker
>Build Hydra's
>Get 5 stacks on Heartseeker
>Press 1
>Press 3 on enemy squishy
>Hold left click
>They're dead unless they have aegis/bracer

Anybody that plays Da Ji is just as bad as anyone that plays Loki.

In your imagination

WHY WONT THEY FIX THE CLIENT
WHY IS THE LAUNCHER SO BLOATED
HOLY SHIT ITS JUST A FUCKING LAUNCHER HOW DO YOU FUCK IT UP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>no slutty summer skins
Smite is truly dead

Team Rival SWC 2017

NA in charge of not surrendering at a LAN

smitegame.com/summer-of-smite-2017/
Didn't you see the Morrigan one?

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> jing wei arena/joust does nothing but fly to low hps get a kill with an auto and ult away
>nox scylla skadi serquet can roam with no consequence in your side of the map of any mode get two kills and escape freely
>anyone from the enemy team can overextend horribly and your team won't bat an eye
>nox retards can literally manually spam vel on you get a kill and dash away with no counterplay at your disposition at all
>every game has either jing nox skadi scylla in them sometime all four with a bloated guardian here to cockhug them
>terra has a heal a ground target root a dash that refreshes walls and a stun and takes zero braincell to ruin the game for others with infinite cc spam


im so burned out of this shitty game, everything in it is made to please damage craving kids. There are like ten mechanics but only two matter, cc and escape. nothing else. I always fool myself and think I can queue in a casual mode for fun and gigle. And everytime it's just same ugly shitfest of third world retards abusing the same ugly despicable playstyle. Do retards really enjoy doing the same shit over and over again because no brain huge number big kills ? just had a game againt a skadi with almost ten thousands worshippers, match history has nothing but skadi It's all he does all day, is it a good game experience of some shit to send a bot play for you ?

Jeez I miss Scylla Nigger..

How can this be further enabled all the time ? In blizzard or valve multiplayer games every patch is a serious attempt at not allowing ugly playstyles to.be consistently used over and over. Jing wei flying passive is so petty and retarded, how can this not be a problem to anyone ?

All EU semis baby

That was gay

no u

I know this general has a counter culture against balancing and criticism since you're the prime target of the pandering and the game goes your way (and you failed life honestly). But come the fuck on. this game is not going anywhere because of this kind of design. If allowing one risk free gimmick to persist indefinitely is the intended way of shaping the meta then no wonder this game is dying

>anyone from the enemy team can overextend horribly and your team won't bat an eye
That's because you have a shit team.

>The city of Luminosity
lmao, EU is too good.

Why does luminosity keep losing? Do they just get unlucky with tournament seeds?

That wouldn't be the issue if they were good.
They are just awful, Barra picks this shit gods that nobody plays and builds his pumpstomp ranked builds, Jeff is an idiot, Baskin is a shitty chink , ScaryD and Mask are literal whos who get carried by Barra and Jeff when they aren't being so fucking shit.

NA is embarrassingly bad. They need to stop being invited, they damper the esports experience.

Mask keeps feeding this is painful to watch

what da fug, jeff is full hipster faggit

>LG loses
>HUD says LG won
F A V O U R I T I S M

It's to make people think NA still has a chance

>i'm barely level 106 on the new system
Jesus christ, fuck you hirez.

54 levels to go

>the only character that can use anything while knocked up
l-lwed

>New Freya skin is on a 55 item chest
lol, fuck you hirez

bracer nerf when?

Next patch, also build antiheal

I literally main ankh

>consider reinstalling the game
>see this

Yeah, no...

cosmetic trash of a braindead character is all that matters to you ? good idea fucking leave please this is why this game is complete garbage with your retarded priorities.

So because you can't get a Freya skin you're not going to play the game? LMAO what a faggot.

>still this butthurt about Freya even when she was removed from the game
beautiful, I'm so happy your ass hurts this much.

retards like you made what multiplayer gaming is today, tf2 hats, csgo skin, dota mounts all the pure autism obsession over shiny colors is what made acceptable all this jewery. You're a fucking retard kid, probably some trash lower class shit with no education too wouldn't surprise me

NA needs to stop competing.

>get away with 1 hp
>get killed by an archer
Poor Mask.

>Stream dies
>again
>LG loses
someone from NA is butthurt NA is so trash and losing to EU

Can LG please stop getting stomped everygame, I want them to do good

Oh neat The new god is a stance switcher I love them

Why are all Amaterasu and Chang'e players the most worthless fucks ever. Everyone I see are terrible and feed all match long. They never team fight and spam VGS all match

Trash that picks OP gods without knowing what makes them goof

Jing is my wife. I married Jing Wei.

She is also a bear

SMITE more like SHITE

amirite, guise!?

...

4.13 is shit, SHITE!

can someone tell me why hirez is buffing sundering spear

Joust is the most popular game mode because it encourages the most despicable playstyles. tower camp, cc spam, damage whore kid, lane tight enough to make every ability unmissable.

New update sounds awesome. Finally we will have levels above 30 to help differentiate people who are still shit.

>Celtic Guardian
>Not Celtic Guardian

What do you think her asshole tastes like.

BEFORE you answer, remember that she can shapeshift into just about anything

not gonna lie EmilZy is a qt.

someone at dreamhack tell him he is a qt.

Odds Artio will ursurp the throne of worst girl?