Title pretty much says it all
it has to be a BUSINESS none of that hurr durr index funds or invest in NAK and marijuana.
No stocks, we want to provide a service (but not manual labor
If you had $100,000 just to start a business what would it be
I have some ideas but everything ive though of in the past has been much smaller with basically no captial.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity and now im drawing a blank
Whats profitable and can be run by 3-5 people.
kneepads
you can buy my website for 50k and use the rest on advertising.
no thanks. like i said we want to offer some kind of service or goods.
My whole area is pretty low income, but we dont want any food service bullshit
Laundromat.
A series of nice, drive-thru shaved ice shacks dotted around your town. Enjoy EASY gainz during Spring and Summer.
this isnt a horrible idea
What are your skills
Someone already said this but I wanted to elaborate..
Kneepads and start mouth massage business. Op has all the necessary qualifications
Plumbing. Or HVAC.
If I had your money I could make a fortune.
Are kneepads a booming industry? this could work!
is there an increase in soccer players or something? ill look into buying a bulk amount of knee pads to see if i can make some money on them
could a "kneepad only" store surive?
well befriend a rich jew like i did. He says he's too old to do it again, but wants to have another business (already has 2) to give to his son so he can run one after high school or some bullshit. ive just been tasked with starting it and getting it off the ground.
how much experience do you need to start this kind of business?
A brothel with sex dolls instead of prostitutes.
Technically it's not prostitution. So you could be the only legal brothel in NYC or something. Zero competition.
Only downside is you'll have to clean bedsheets, rooms, and the dolls.
Plumbing I would say 3 years. HVAC I would also say 3 years.
Enough time that you actively seek out all the different scenarios that you need to learn.
Then once you know enough, and you know how to brand and advertise a business, then get that cash machine going.
cash out an leave the yid with 50k in the bank after you start it up.
Give me 10000 and i will sell European liquors user.
You could also invest in a new disco (a big one) in my city
Customers have to buy kneepads for their dolls
What I'd do
>buy a small/medium sized shed space in a city (think automotive repair shop)
>Renovate it, wood slate walls, hipster murals etc
>get 3-4 friends who are motivated like I am and offer them a contract, commission based with a base salary
>get together and literally spend all day churning out ideas in the new space, try everything, apps, stocks, youtube, buy/sell, trading, marketing/advertising,
>?????
>profit
regardless OP I hope your ready to input 100x the energy, effort and creativity you thought you would initially need to succeed
>follow up with leads, seriously pursue potentials
>be prepared to travel and meet people in person
>invest in coaching and mentoring
>any post/media needs to be posted at least 10x as often as you think to even get noticed
if you ever want to expand to New Zealand I would love to be your point of contact
Open up a gay club.
>a brothel with sex dolls
Sounds great from a marketing perspective. The only problem I see is not wanting to get other people's cum on your dick.
Maybe replaceable holes?
meth lab?
something for pets. people spend way too much money on pets.
Have you thought about the kneepad business?
Offer a drive-up small car repair place. Advertise yourself in Google so that when dumbasses google "Auto Shop" or even "Auto-zone/Firestone" make sure they see your business that reads "WE COME TO YOU!"
Offer a lower wage because your guys won't be real mechanics. Charge a modest diagnostic fee to run engine error codes if you can't fix it there.
>A single person gets an STD
>Sued for 204728582871714 million dollars
>A brothel with sex dolls
This is the worst idea I've ever heard in my entire life
there is one already open in Barcelona btw
arrange some kind of accident to happen to his son.
He will treat you like your son then and will give you this business
This is FUCKING GREAT idea if you live in Germany, France, Italy or other EU country that took in refugees.
Just open the fucking brother to help with sexual emergencies close to refugee camp (make it brothel on wheels.
And take away cash either from gov as you provide anti rape prevention or pocket cash that gov gives to rapefugees.
They surely pay them to use taxis, so maybe call it a """"taxi company""""
Open a payday loan / check cashing shop in a low income neighborhood. Poorfags love ruining themselves financially.
So you want to provide a service, yet don't want to actually do anything...OK
>The only problem I see is not wanting to get other people's cum on your dick.
that doesn't seem to bother people who use real prostitutes.
Delivering buisness probably. I know a guy who started a truck delivering buisness like 4 years ago and is making like $200,000-$350,000 a year or more.
Real estate business.
10k on cuckshack office.
Borrow 80% or only put 20% down or less if you can so like 2k.
Use 98k starting capitol to buy 4.4 million in rental property.
3-5 guys run the company.
Continue.
Die rich with your bros.
>$100,000
>run by 3-5 people
lemonade stand
Just give up. You three have already failed.
Media buying arbitrage? Like you have a Adwords account, agreements with like local newspapers and shit and basically people come to you and you can push their ads through your network. Charge a service fee to your client, but also because for the local newspapers etc. you have an ongoing agreement you can probably lower the price
I haven't thought it through yet, but there's something there.
Post-Production Facilities; this is what I would do because I'm in the business and it would save me a lot of ongoing expenses. I would buy a office space, soundproof the fuck out of it, spend a fucktonne of money on a powerful computer, calibrated screens, "monitor speakers", a mixing desk... etc. etc. everything and then charge my services as a Online Editor/Sound Mixer or just general Post-Producer to TV commercials, student films they want to spruce up before they send to festivals, and just filmmakers who don't have their own facilities and want to rent a proper place for a couple of days because editing on a laptop suuuuuuuuucks.
Time was you could charge like $1000 just to export a DCP file.
If you can't do it yourself - you can probably hire a couple of film grads to do all the actual work.
The trick would be having it in a city where there's a lot of video being made, and marketing yourself to the right people.
With HVAC couldn't you just hire guys fresh out of trade school to do all the work?
How many hard assets do you need? Like do you need an office, would you be strictly installation or would you have a showroom as well?
What kind of tools/equipment do you need to buy?
i like where this is going. You can probably get a bazzillion hits on social media as well if it's really flamboyant.
People love anything that anthropomorphizes animals
More deets?
Wouldn't be the first time I spent all my money on drugs.
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explain
>you can call a taxi where there is a sex doll to use however you like at the back seat
hmmm...
Depending on the property market in your city id say real estate, specifically offices for rent. Find a relatively cheap warehouse that can support at least 8 to 10 offices at 250 square feet each. Lease each space for $400 to 600 a month. Build one big board room for everyone to share and hire one receptionist to handle office shit.
The above is how I got rich.
>believing this is how it works
Aerial photography and surveying.
Mostly drones (quads and fixed wing) maybe even a light aircraft if needed.
Provide GIS maps to anyone, council, mining etc.
100k? thats barely enough to fund a few mall kiosks
Essentially in its most basic state, you can put 20% down on rental real estate. The 100k is about 29% of 4.5 mill give or take.
Deoending on the real estate we'll assume you found a fuckton of single family homes or a bigass apartment complex. 3-5 guys handle day to day of filling the houses or apartments, maintenance, reoairs, complaints, etc.
The idea being that the rents pay you more thatn what your bank payment is. That is your profit.
But there is a lifetime of study to be done while doing this.
already exists in Barcelona - google it
Septic pumping
Backhoe operator
>>get 3-4 friends who are motivated like I am and offer them a contract, commission based with a base salary
You are completely fucking retarded.
T. Real estate private equity associate
Real estate or fund app development.
>100k is about 29% of 4.5m
nigga u wut