Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
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>starts at 50k
i wish. will be about 100k when we do get them apparently.
>>Starts at only $50k
If this were true, you would never ever again see a mustang GT on the road. Or a camaro, chevy would kill that out of its own market.
watch as Prez/poo/ spergs at this
Because I have hair.
And enjoy cars.
And I haven’t divorced enough women yet.
And gold chains are tacky.
And I don’t have a beer gut yet.
And I dislike how they look.
And I personally think I can do better...
Stingrays are grand touring cars not really corvettes.
Its really for boomers to drive around and park in the garage. The Grand sport or higher trim is what you want.
>b-boomers
What do you drive faggot? A Fiesta ST?
>is what you want.
no it is not
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Nah, for the kind of money those cost, you could actually buy a good car.
Why did you all fail to recognize a megashitter thread? They've been making these for LITERALLY YEARS.
DO
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With price as the only downside, I'd drive a 911 over a corvette literally any day.
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
Why the FUCK did you bump this? It was on page 3?
>price as the only downside
Come on, it's a Porsche
Because I'm a poorfag college student
I want the latest LS engine in my firebird, but ill find one in due time
>be me
>buy '14 Mustang GT Premium
>feel like a bad mammajamma
>never driven anything with half as much power
>I am untouchable, I cannot be touched
>two days later
>carefully hand washing car in driveway
>hear a mean rev down the block
>look up with a hand shading my eyes as I squint through the sunlight
>white C7 Z06 rolling toward me
>driven by young, clean cut black guy, maybe early 30's
>he blips the throttle as he rolls by, smiles and waves
>force a smile and a half-hearted wave back
>my car is trash
>I am a failure
>white privilege does not exist
>see him a few weeks later at a nearby gas station
>strike up conversation about his car
>really nice guy, successful businessman
>had a new camaro before but decided to test drive the corvette and had to have it
>compliments my car even though he knows his is far superior
>still revs, smiles and waves anytime he sees me around town almost two years later
Maybe someday I'll get on his level or at least step up to a GT350
Why do you idiots keep replying to this?
bump
It's entertaining.
Replying to literally years old pasta that was never funny to begin with is entertaining?
Stop being a little bitch. I like corvettes. You should just fuck off if you dont.
It's not pasta, it's truth desu
ONE
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FIVE
YEARS
OLD
PASTA
This is not a corvette thread. This is a "megashitters post gtr vs corvette shit" thread. Always has been.
look at this sperg having a meltdown, of course the phoneposter shitter complains like the red.ditor he is
Why is Veeky Forums so obsessed with this car. I just started browsing this site and it seems you guys just talk about the same things over and over.
Quick rundown: 3 or so literal autists discovered they could get away with posting literal garbage and image spam by poorly disguising it at benchracing gm vehicles against other vehicles. Mods are retards and don't see through it.
it's easy to trigger an specific group of people, which includes OP and this sperg
I'd love to buy a C3 and swap in a 350 sbc and put in a irs.
Jeez, calm down man.
You're going to have a fucking stroke or something.
What are you talking about user? I own every single Corvette on Highway 9.
Top kek
Because I'm saving up for a quality car.
the absolute state of phoneshitters
once the chebby discounts get low enough for a regular z06 with no options to hit $65k I'm going to have a serious sit down conversation with the wife.
>mfw i caused this
dtthv
Because my Nissan gtr34 is far superior.
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Why would I buy a z06 when I can get a ZL1 for cheaper and it wont overheat?
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i'll just leave this here.
protip: it turns.
i fucking hate all of you
Because my I can still see my penis without a mirror, and I'm not a high school custodian.
>Starts at $119K
Because it's overpriced shit compared to the power and quality of the car.
Yeah, IN EUROPE. They are a lot cheaper here
>leaf springs