BECAUSE RACECAR!

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boo fucking hoo you delusional prick

Why would a girlfriend effect your ability to own a race car?

Ha ha you think you could actually have a girlfriend...or a race care...no, and no

>you always spend all your money on your car and never take me out on dates
>you're always working on your car instead of spending time with me
>you never let me drive your car
>you'd rather work on your car when you get home from work than have sex with me
>you never want to eat dinner with me because you'd rather eat and work on your car
>you look at other people's cars more than you look at me
>you always want to watch car stuff instead of what I want to watch
>you don't miss me when I show up at home late but freak out if you get back home from work if you don't see your car in the drive way because you forgot you left it in the garage

>eating in your car
neanderthals

damn, really puts it into perspective

cars really are the better option

you could just eat in the garage with your car. not inside it

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>you never let me drive your car
because you can't drive manuals you dumb bitch. and no, you can't learn on mine

my gf/wife only dated me because I had a cool looking car (an '85 caddy I had cleaned up)

just like my mom and my dad

>letting a woman/family dictate what you drive

Huh, good point. Hit the road bitch.
>mfw
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>americans act like driving manual would be something special, demanding and exciting

You wish that was a garage of a married couple.

I take it you never met a woman before?

I've only met one European immigrant who can drive manual. properly.
They all drive manuals just like your grandma does, poorly.
I ain't lettin no poor driving nigger drive my cars.

>All women are just going to use me for money and spiral me into depression
>All women are scum of the earth that just want one thing

I'm not gonna deny that those don't exist but not every woman is like that.

>europeans act like americans act like driving manual would be something special, demanding and exciting

>europeans in general