/palg/ - Paladins General

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

Not prepared for a good OP pic edition.

>Dreamhack Valencia - Paladins Summer Premiere Schedules (Time in CEST)
dreamhack.es/en/paladins-summer-premier/

>/palg/ Discord
discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB54)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?47555-Open-Beta-54-Patch-Notes-July-12-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&index=1&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9&index=1

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Counter Guides
paladinscounter.com/

>/palg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
paladins.guru
mypaladins.com
masterpaladins.com

>Reveal Trailer (Lian):
youtube.com/watch?v=ZuUX6cakDT0

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>Bug Reporting Thread (OB54 PTS):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?47532-OB-54-PTS-Bug-Reporting-and-Known-Issues

Previous thread:

I want to feel the roughness of Fernando's stubble!

This is Ying, my beautiful and perfect wife. Please say something nice about her.

This is Ying.
She is my wife.

Some people have tried to dissuade me to measure her worth by how she performs in the tournament these days.
That's terribly shallow and selfish however, because I will stand at her side regardless of her winning or losing. I know she always makes her best effort to guide her friends to victory, so the final results are of no importance to me.
Besides, she already won what matters most, which is my heart!

>memenessa on frozen guard

RIP EU

GO CRYPTIK!

fourth for never ever pick kinessa

daily reminder Ying is a slut and a shit healer

Yesterday: nothing
Today: 45 Crystals, 1 Flair, BM Cassie, DH Maeve

I thought the "disable your adblcok" thing was a meme, but I'm glad I did

quicksilver is so fucking ugly

Which one's which?

Yay! We have two Yingposters in here now!

when i grow up, i wanna be a big support like kusqt aniki

Quicksilver is fucking fancy, I like it. But again, I never play Ying.

I didn't disable shit and I got drops. You just gotta be in the text chat I believe

You're fucking ugly.

WHO /FORSAKENBYTHEBOT/ HERE?

I both disabled it and got the chat running on the side. Got both Bloodmoon and Quicksilver. I think you have to have the chat opened?

Must be super mega random then.

Lol what a S L U T keeping two husbands
Actually with illusions, Ying could potentially have three husbands and they'd never know better

The secret strat to winning all the skins is to watch channels with smaller audiences like Iker Guide which is in French.

Intermission time, I'm going to play a game of Onslaught, open 26 Radiant Chests and a Winter one.

Can you watch more than one channel at the same time?

This is Ash, she's my owner and abuses me everyday, i've been starving for 4 days and having sexual interactions non-stop for 5, i wouldn't mind if you rescued me.

Nice try frogs
ADIEU

I think you can tell my style apart by now.

Begone, impostor.

You'd think that, but it's evident he's lying.
I'm her one and only loving husband.

I'm gonna try to check if i got some invisible drop
Wish me luck /palgay/

First one was better, subtler and funnier imo.

It wasn't meant to be like this.

>tits
>implying she isn't compensating with armor what she naturally lacks

What is up with those weird stretchmarks around her nipple

>Thinking most people don't have this garbage open for anything other than free shit
lol

so? doesn't mean you gotta be a crybaby

Nope Im banned from text chat and I still get drops

Veins.

it really was, i felt the need to put more words tho

shes the biga mama around here.

yes.

it's up to you. I got pic related within 1 hour of opening that stream in 160p muted.

But it cant be
This is the veiny version

I think we can summarize the lootbot's behavior:
Are you watching on your phone or PC? Doesn't matter
Are you online or invisible? Doesn't matter
Are you typing in char or lurking? Doesn't matter
Do you have Adblock on or disabled? Doesn't matter
Were you watching for 5 minutes or the whole day? Doesn't matter

I want to kiss Ashes Ash.

wait nvm the shitty resoulution of previous pic made veins less obvious
this makes it more obvious

I just imagined she was pregnant from Fernando. Now it makes sense.

its just a diferent resolution, negro

so, totally random as it's supposed to be.

What a surprise.

Should I open 25 Radiant Chests without boosters?

...

It is, I'm just tired of people posting strategies and tips

SAY IT WITH ME
CHINA

fuck you, GO AUSSIES

BUCK

...

WILL

NUMBA

>Kusqt healing for double that of Bird on Mal'Damba.
>Not even attempting to take away Mal'Damba from Kusqt.
>Barely attempted to focus Kusqt despite his huge healing output.
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

WAN

>Buck, Torvald, Ying
It's finally over

Has anyone checked the china streaming sites?
I think the nip nongs tweet about it when they're about to play

Aaah, another conquest!

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

Well done, angelical fags BTFO.

>chinks keep picking the same thing
zzz

its ok since they arent the meta :^)

EU needs to REMIND YOURSELF

Was there ever any doubt that this skin would win? I mean, let's be real. If you were 14 like 90% of the playerbase, which one would you vote for? The sexy one, of course.

>demon fags cant post at nonshitty quality
lol

I can't help that I'm a thigh man.

I TOLD THEM TO KILL KUS
BUT THEY DIDN'T LISTEN

WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN?

the chinks slowly gaining

SERIS HAS POISONED THEIR MINDS

Buck? more like "get fucked"

"CAUSE NA SUCKS AND I NEVER WATCH NA TOURNAMENTS CAUSE THEY ARE SHIT" - Bird.

It all belongs to Wekono now.

visible tummy > all

Oh boy better start saving up 400 crystallized drybear cumbabies

Now we see if QC changes their draft.

They put up a good fight

>only 400
Lol

kronics won that round in the end
gg

Holy shit these games are SO GOOD. I hope the finals are even close to as lit as these games have been today and yesterday

I want to see QGshasha's Androxus. At least since they got roll'ed they might actually change up their draft now.

lmao

I'm banned too but I still have it load in case that matters. 100% confirmed disabling ad blockers is not necessary though

>Previous '50 Shades of Snek' gets rolled by Snek
Like pottery.

>pro gamers keep drafting the heroes theyre most comfourtable on
>WAHHHH they pick same thing every time
???

uh oh

>tummy
>thighs
>bewbs

gib pls

I'm sure the feet fags will be happy too

>Ying gets nerfed because 'she's easy to play and perform well'
>Ying is in tournament and suddenly 'she's very difficult and nuanced champion'
Palatards????

who's gonna counter the lizard of many damage
Buck? lmao

Grohk will

>hooks keeps stoping buck from giving people the fuck
>digimon is still on an aeo character
lol

they gotta realize this isn't working
where are the other pocket drafts they have

>spawncamping
Just like my 1500 elo pubs

the no-drop-because-adblocking is a ruse right

Yes.

no idea. some people get stuff the moment they uninstalled adblock. Some still get drops with adblock on.

Nerf China plz. lol

Yup

CHINA NUMBA WAN!!!

Chinks are crazy, but there is method in this madness.

Think of it like this: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, you only have 0.0005% chance of getting a drop every second.