/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Mastering the blade edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Revealed at E3 2017:
youtube.com/watch?v=IUkL42p3Mss
youtube.com/watch?v=BMeqj8WG0a8

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/News/174

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/cZ4jSufd

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New Modules :
>Dickplomacy
mediafire.com/file/i6y5khh7w6u3t9y/Dickplomacy_4.3.0.7b.7z
>Modded Hispania 1200
mediafire.com/file/51qiedmuthgm804/Hispania2000_modded.7z
>Custom troop trees
moddb.com/mods/custom-troop-trees/downloads/custom-troop-trees-version-2-beta
>CTT for Dickplomacy
mediafire.com/?8qbwrc98hqt8o9b

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

rhodoks are white and based

This is Rhodok soil

CI spell crit inquisitor with no vp and loads of regen

show the treee

new patented meme?

What you on about you mad man? This is a sonic the hedgehog porn thread.

Prepare to fight! Prepare to die!

Everyone pls play my mod when I release it

does it involve lowly rhodok peasants having their way with noble swadian ladies?

>thread looted in two days
Why was there an urge to shitpost so much these last few generals?

It'd be cool if there was a setting you could tick that made it so that if you personally incapacitated an enemy lord in battle they would always be captured.

Nobody cared to pay for a watch tower.

>Swadcuck tries polearms for the first time

Only if it has guns

or this desu

>still no bannerlord release date

>he thinks butler lord is ever coming out

fuck you goro

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

caocaoposting? more like cacaposting!

tweakmb

gook detected. off to the camps with you

Have you heard of that dynasty warriors mod?

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more like cloacaposting

>guns
boring

next you will say is: I will cover you in caca!

Bannerlord, oh Bannerlord,
I long to see your face,
come at me forthwith
and pound me with your mace.

Ever ready do I wait,
for you at my side.
My castle's undefended,
the gates gaped open wide.

I'll cover you in caca

hmmmmmmm

this guy has some premium autism

Fucking kek I didn't realize it was some autist role playing

You're boring, kiddo.

I GOT YOU THIS TIME YOU ROMAN KEK!

I'm not him

or do you

F-fuck, please dont!
fug[/spoiler

never

Prophesy of Pendor!

why are lamellar armors so good looking /mbg/

No idea.
Must me the massive aspect combined with the refined work reqiured to craft it

I've been exclusively playing gekokujonew since I got this game a couple years ago. I try to play other mods but I can't get into them.

did you atleast graduate to gekonewer when it came out?

yea I've played that for a little bit but user kept updating it. Is it done? Does it have the same amount of large armies as gekokujonew?

yes, it is. Perisno have a really big variety of factions, items, unique spawns/events,etc. overall, is a great low fantasy mod. you can check my run posted in the last /mbg/ threads.

there is only 3 bad things about it:
>army sizes too big
some armies, garrison and events are just too big. the funny thing is at late game, they are ok even being this big. but they are still a pain in the ass + performance issues if you dont setup properly
>art/models from giants and dorfs
its not good, pretty low quality compared to the rest. dorfs are the next update focus.
>economy
can be easy exploitable when you know your shit

try not being a filthy weeaboo

>Plan on joining Empire
>decide that I want to fuck people up with bows, and join Ravenstern when Mercenary contract ends
>100 days later realize that Ravenstern is lame as fuck

Back to the Empire I go I guess.

days later realize that Ravenstern is lame as fuck
they have the best archers, they have horse archers, decent both infantry and cavalry and also cavalry that can be recruited from peasants which isn't common.
They're not lame at all

that's a pretty cool quote I made there

Their Rangers are awesome but I was really dissapointed by their horse archers, and their infantry was a little too weak for my liking.

I find PoP major factions pretty boring and not enough unique, but I will try it anyway I guess

I wish I was an Empire Immortal in real life.

Having disposable-ish peasant cavalry was a pretty big + for me. Nobles don't come cheap

>not a Red Immortal
lmao

I will cover you in caca! How did you...do that you bastard?

True, I guess I was just a little sad because I had this vision of destroying people with a big pack of mounted archers since I read that their Mounted Rangers were awesome, but when they were garbage I got demotivated.

It didn't help that their map position was incredibly awkward when at war with both the Sarleons and Fierdsvain.

Can someone explain me why the fuck there are no siege towers in 1257? Just one shitty ladder that also takes longer than native to make.

there are, certain scenes don't though, ya dingus

In all the castles and towns sieges Ive been on there is only one ladder, thats why I asked ya dingus.

don't call me a dingus broski

I salute your creativity, but please stop.

I hope the siege weapons will be satisfying to use.

don't call him a dingus friendo
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

never ever?

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>tfw trebuchets are normie
b-but i liked the meme
fucking normies reeee

memes are cancer

this
memes were a mistake

What kind of memes? like, haha cat vidya hahah meme, or the Richard Dawkins kind of meme.

Because without the latter you wouldn't even have a language, let alone shitpost on the internet.

you know we meant you meme loving retard

kys scumfuck

No.

Why.

>>>/pol9k/

Dumb frog posters need to be lynched

You folks sound too bitter. Did something that got you mad happen in the last two years or something?

Less talking, more posting

more bannerlording

why

why's it so fucking blocky

I reckon someone fuckered their waifu

its armor for the year 3000, only for intelectual superiors like myself.

>same fagging

Because dorf

that doesn't explain why it looks like it came out of minecraft

>doesn't even know how to check for samefag
spot the newfag

that's how dorfs like it

OH NO, THAT DEFINITELY CAN'T BE FAKED

because

dorf

I wish there was armor that good looking in minecraft

That's just how dwarf do armor

why do dorf do that

>still can't check for samefag

newfag
e
w
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low IQ

I think the main reason why geometric designs are considered standard issue for dwarfs is because of earth, crystals and gems having natural geometric patterns.
As opposed to the elves, with more curved designs

5'11"
6'1"

low test

never

gonna

give

a fuck

ing releasing date