Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>tfw no qt dotu rd gf

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I want her to shit on my face

New hero :

Madman, The Absolute

Agi, Ranged

Skill 1 : Tentacular Assault
Madman uses his tentacles to attack the target, all at once. Deals slow afterwards.

Slow : 10%/20%/30%/40%
Range bonus : 100/150/200/250

Cooldown : 25/20/15/10

Skill 2 : Constrict
Shackles the target with Madman's own tentacles draining magic resistance and adding it to himself as well as dealing damage. The shackle can be interrupted by attacking the tentacle's core; The attacker gets constricted instead however until the duration runs out.
The magic resistance is also removed once the constriction dissipates.

Magic resistance stolen multiplier : 100%/150%/175%/200%
Damage : 75/150/225/300
Duration : 3/3.5/4/4.5

Cooldown : 20

Skill 3 : Protect
Covers a target with tentacles, protecting him or yourself from any kind of damage for an instance of attack.
Increases movement speed after a successful block

Movement speed bonus : 20%/25%/30%/35%
Cast range : 650/700/750/800

Cooldown : 15/13/11/9

Skill 4 : Metal Pierce [Passive]
Madman skins his tentacles to unlock a strong ethereal energy before piercing the target dealing bonus magic damage. This is only done on every second attack.

Damage [Hero] : 140/200/260
Damage [Creeps] : 300/600/900 (Pure)

>dead game
mfw

>700k peak
>this includes bots

bin haus oup pw bidya

>370k current players
>this includes bots

server?

are the servers still fucked up

>game is THIS dead

rip, reminds me of sc2gen desu

wait, did EE draft instead of puppey in early secret? wtf

i will miss you guys

it didn't fly so well
dotabuff.com/matches/2408704984

How to deal with a tri-lane as a LC off?

evo is up fuck this game

>i'll hold your feet to the fire

spam quas

what is happening here

I think it's a radish but I'm not sure

cm in a diaper having a root shoved in her ass
ginger roots are bdsm thing that burn

where you going?

oh right

this sounds like a league of legends hero

the urgot rework actually sounds really cool desu

>kunkka mid
only ee

and Attacker

How come Lina can fly naturally but CM needs Arcana to fly?

attacker will never be a pro

Anyone ever try the ginger root?

Remind me to go buy some after this match I am in and I will report back.

when Lina was busy studying to pass her mage exams Rylai was off sucking dick

source?

Stop right there, nerd

Hey dotard, Im the glue eating newbie. But I got to lay monkey dick as offlane MK this game. Was fun.
>3313869740

sorry here it is
>dotabuff.com/matches/3313869740

*hands over ward money*

'ello

reminder

its only good if you have something keeping it shoved in like a diaper

why the fuck is practice 1v1 mid the whole map instead of a special map with just the lanes, runes and maybe one of to the shrines?

>excited to play dota after work week
>this is what a get
half the games did not even have a courier cause last pick would always be some stupid jungler bs or necro
i am not even joking something is wrong with this stupid match making it feels worse than lpq

it''s weird that you're 4k and bitching about shit i don't see in 1.5k. I support maybe 50% of my games but when i carry i almost always get a cro and some wards even if i don't have a support.

its only been like this past 2 days
i had really good games prior to yesterday and all of a sudden there is a flood of complete retardation from low priority
i am talking about players who refuse to group up and team fight, afk farmers until our throne falls, refuse to support as last pick just to fuck the draft over, shit that i haven't see since 3.5k

whats the way to play lone druid now

you don't

Radiance bear

you max summon better hero first and pick Lina

when someone starts blaming you whats the best thing you could say psychologically to lower the chances of getting reported?

>my dad beat me before this game because my grades were bad

>you blaming me won't help us win this game. it'll just tilt me and we'll lose harder. just play the game.

>>

I act like a pothead at the start of every match and flame people all the time and i very rarely get reported

anyone got cute naga images?

>water themed TI
>no naga, tidehunter, slardar immortals
>only pudge's new immortal is on theme
dotards?

>You're right. Sorry, I'm learning how to play [your character]

Guilt trip into apology into explanation for poor play.

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>at some point in time Puppey EE and Universe were all on the same team
man now that I think about it, we've been through some seriously crazy roster swaps.

sounds good but wouldnt they get mad because you picked a hero you cant play?

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rate this week's podcasts
moonduck - zyori, trent, brax, sunsfan
ppd & slacks
capitalist, blitz, charlie & grant

the onyl one i listened to was ppd slacks and it was marginally less interesting than the bulba episode.

>moonduck - zyori, trent, brax, sunsfan
the best one

>we all have bad games, that's just part of dota

Hmm. Could be. Maybe instead of saying that you're learning how to play the hero, you could say
>You're right. I'm sorry. I'm a bad [hero], but I'm trying to get better with him

never breed with tiny women like this

you will have underdeveloped babies

shut up maut, nobody likes moonduck

if im playing core mk, do I sell my casual blightstone and buy sny or use the 3k gold to build a desolator? Or is it always situational? I just built deso one game and until I built a skadi as my 5/6th big item, I didnt feel tanky at all and I feel like the SNY (combined with the echo sabre and level 25 talent) wouldve helped mitigate that a little.

>finally go to make a prize pool prediction
>It's locked with no prediction

>TFW no Mirana GF
FUCKING KILL ME PLS

It locked like a month ago you bloody wog

>When you drop back into 3K
>Win 4 lose 4 consistently

>fuck off you retarded shitskin nigger

>tell disruptor to stop glimpsing people away from my atos+mystic flare after he's done it 2 times in a row, effectively saving two priority targets
>>ok cancer
>keeps doing it

how do you even deal with this?

it depends if you're dying at all right

if the enemy team just runs away from you and your team every time you can go deso because they never thing to fight you

if you are actually having to fight the opponent then yes sny is better

i find that in games were core mk really takes off i feel i have no choice but to run away

>doing shit
>getting flamed
>"yea like you have never had a bad game"
>go on dotabuff after the match
>guy has 68% winrate in 3000 games
>very rarely has negative KDA even in lost games as support

Well fuck me then.

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Free Dota items on my site

shit looks suss af

mods are asleep post POTM lewds

Maybe, quite possibly you flame so your behavior ranking is so low?

Barnyyy is streaming again, get the fuck over here

I just need entries for my ads just login with your shit dude.
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Go

sent ;)

>On your knees and lick my feet, worm

What do you do?

mfw i just started playing dota and ember spirit is a thing

i can't believe i'm able to use his W in the middle of his ult, that's insane. this entire game I thought I was locked into the movement and couldn't do anything. i don't want to go back to league..

fuck off used goods

i like my women fresh

play coy

Blink in, hit her with atos to make sure she doesn't have linkens up and then mildly inconvenience her to death.

>first pick treant
>got countered by every hero on the opposing team
>lost early game very badly because enemy did le 5 man meme push strat
>took one rax
>AND FROM THERE ON OUT I NEVER LEFT THE BASE
>+5 damage block instances
>healed towers every time off cooldown until full
>we just waited for them to try our highground
>got i think 5 5 man wipes, used maybe two buybacks on any of these fights
>never got a single rosh
>got outdamaged by a shit ton
>won anyways because how do you take down towers when they're at full health every time you come back to siege
that was the most fun i've ever had in dota. i got a glacial abyss treasure and +750 for it.

Pat her head!

why does lone druid have to suck

he's so fucking fun