Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.
Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.
But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game
Brayden Green
MISSHARVEY IS MY WIFE
Parker Russell
She's single
Jayden Adams
I missed the cs yesterday, only learned about the debacle right now so let's get this show on the road
>na cs
James Price
ded game ded thread
Samuel Barnes
I haven't played for a year or so and now I played two games and got ranked into Silver Elite Master
Asher Richardson
are u gud?
Eli Wright
I had double ak when I actively played so I guess I'm not complete trash
John Wood
How do we fix our boys in blue?
Carter Howard
>double ak >not complete trash kick happy
Jaxson Bailey
fucking help i get paired with russians that just aim at the ground constantly when they're walking
Gavin King
But her hairy little French pusy is probably much tighter than TaZ's.
Hudson Kelly
Thanks ugly god
Benjamin Murphy
Can't wait for the 300k viewers and hltv shitposting while overwatch babs are stuck at 30k viewers in their biggest event and the anime shitposting site
Nathaniel Scott
has pansy lost weight recently?? she looks thinner in face, is it bcus of her meth abuse?
u know what really gets my period flowing? csgo have more english stream viewers than dota and lol hmmm
Charles Smith
uuuuuhh nip??
Kayden Allen
>tfw the only decent players on 1v1 servers quit after a few rounds because they are worried about losing their precious server points against me
Jose Watson
pansy is a beastmode caster
Henry Gonzalez
Better than me?
Austin King
Yo csgog i just ranked up to lem 2 so i wanna share a story with u
>be 19 >go to a music festival >meet this beautiful 41 year old >make out with her >proceed to get phone number >we go out for sushi a couple times >asks me to come over and keep her warm >show up she has wine and some food prepared >we eat >proceed to couch after >watching some television >proceeds to slide her hand up my leg >ohyeah.jpeg >we go up stairs >sexy time occurs >next morning >leaving to go home she has a 7/10 17 year old daughter >her jaw drops as she sees me leave >proceed to bang her mom for the next six months while she gives me the dirtiest looks >her bf is over sometimes and he is just like wtf >one night smoking a cig >bf comes out to talk to me >hows that pussy? >proceeds to ask me all these questions >how I got with her etc etc etc
i think he wanted to bang her mom as well
Jonathan Cooper
u now i how i now this is bull?? there's no lem 2 rank u poser
Hunter Allen
i cant believe this game and general are dead
Justin Scott
it's summer
who has time for video games
Jaxson Rodriguez
It's not dead We're too busy trying to escape mge hell
Angel Rivera
1.2k usd in OP skines Huntsman sapphire or dlore/howl
Landon Morales
Why do all the pros have such low fucking mouse sensitivity?
Jason Johnson
>the general is dead on the taiwanese sword sharpening forum >c-csgo is d-dead
Ian Peterson
Nothing. Withdraw the money.
They don't.
Ryder Cruz
Yes they do Average eDpi is like 900
Carson Miller
Because they play with meme resolutions
Leo Davis
csgo IS dead pal
find a new game
Jose Wood
>Maikelele doesn't take the bomb
Camden Adams
So what's the best skins betting site I can use for the major?
Because we don't have the humour of a 10 year old?
huhhuhuhu foreskin huhuhuuhuh
Christopher Wright
bc most goggers are anime and pony faggots who erp and spout how dead this general is
Nicholas Walker
no i meant why aren't you guys cool enough to have girls drawing you things
Julian Miller
why have them draw something when i can paint their faces with my cum
Jeremiah Jackson
>girls kys fag
Matthew Butler
>biggest online fps >more viewers than 2014 and 2015 despite the tourneys being shittier
nah
Jason King
rusty is so bad
please tell me he's at least igl
Blake Gonzalez
is lele our guy?
Adrian Sanders
>12-3
Charles Young
i swear if this goes into overtime im just going to sit here and take a dump on my seat
Ian Cooper
pics pls
William Hill
I love this script
Sebastian Clark
>swedes losing to danes
how can white people even compete?
Brandon Gray
jesus christ what a magic run this tournament by rr
Julian Myers
>moddi throwing the game for his swedish brothers
LMAO
Jace Green
>10 Swedish players in the final JUST LIKE IN MY YOUTH
Julian Lopez
>get a 144 hz monitor >spend a lil bit of time calibrating it >play first comp match with it >CAN SEE EVERYTHING >used think I was always getting csgo'd >realize that I just suck way more than I thought I did
Daniel Ortiz
which monitor did you cop?
Dominic Anderson
How many loses does it take to drop mm ranks? Stuck in sem
Easton Green
depends on how many times youve won. most times its either 6-7 losses
Just got this. A nice lil budget monitor. I wasn't looking for anything super fancy. Just 1080p with 144hz. It was also on sale for 200$, which was what my budget was
Julian Williams
guys you will never believe who I just met
Jacob Howard
is hampus /one of us/?
Andrew Turner
hey, professor oak asked you a question, answer him
Jordan Brooks
im gonna pop by the store for some snacks
ya guys want anything?
Henry Adams
Gimme a protein shake
Mason Davis
i can give u something u can shake to get some protein ;)
Jaxson Ramirez
will our boys pull it off?
Daniel Smith
Yes, by the power of /ourguy/
Jacob Lewis
Cheating in CSGO, even at the pro levels is rampant. There's a reason why War Owl can't make it past DMG in his solo queue series. It's not because War Owl is a terrible player, it's because he's not cheating.
Sebastian Jones
>
Christopher Morgan
nice choke red cucks
Joseph Martinez
me on the bottom
Xavier Sanders
is rez cheating?
Gavin Reed
navi will bomb out bottom 8
Leo Barnes
the reason friberg was kicked was because the core 3 wanted to start using cheats but friberg disagreed
John Flores
You are playing against NiP. You do not ban Cache because you can counter it. NiP instantly picks Cache. You lose against NiP. You ban Cache next time you play against NiP because you're not stupid
Christian Ross
hopefully it's fuck them all at this point
Joshua Hill
Friberg cheated back in 2014 though
Lincoln Edwards
*starts playing overwatch like a normal persyn*
Christopher Walker
2017 had the highest peak and highest average players plus major viewership record was beaten by a huge margin in Eleague major go play weaboowatch faggot and fap to fanfic
Isaac Lewis
ok isaac
Lucas Myers
My picks for pickem 3-0 SK 0-3 FlipSid3 1.Astralis 2.FaZe 3.Mouz 4.North 5.Fnatic 6.G2 7.VP Thougts? >inb4 muh c9, gambit and navi yeah fuck of leddit and your meme teams playing good on meme tournaments they wont pass shit
Dylan Diaz
chubby pansy was best looking pansy
Gavin Rogers
>VP >over gambit/penta/big/c9/imt/navi
I mean, sure VP has a history, but if the last 3 months is anything to go by...
Eli Garcia
>Try to talk about the game. How unlucky you were in a certain play, or how solo MM is unbearable nowadays Either everybody is a hacker or you need to git gud xdd >Try to talk about the competitive scene Cheaters everywhere, nobody has the drive to win anymore, legendary teams don't even play and bullshit players like s1mple and cold are the hot shit >Try to talk about how Valve is shit and you SHOULDN'T give more money to them lmao lemme buy gloves fuck off
No wonder game is ded, cancer community
Carter Cook
does anyone have pansys phone number?? i need to know
Mason Cook
yes i do, why did you need to know?
Jason Mitchell
tell her to see the doc
Landon Martin
Hey this is pansy please don't give it to him
Asher King
for what purpose? i wasn't, i know i'm only supposed to use it when i need to booty call you
Elijah Kelly
she'll understand, it's important
Leo Hernandez
>legendary teams don't even play and bullshit players like s1mple and cold are the hot shit
This pisses me off. I really do not think cold is as good as he's hyped up to be. Sure, he gets weird as fuck kills and has a really good reaction time, but if he gets caught in a clutch situation he just kind of shits his pants.
Then again I've only ever seen SK play VP because that's my favorite team, I just love the stupidity and carelessness those guys put out. Astralis is a good team to watch too, always interesting.
Who here hyped to watch Krakow? I find CS more fun to watch than to play lately.
Samuel Wood
ayo
Alexander Garcia
they historically don't give a fuck until majors you can't sleep on the poles
Christopher Bell
forests wifes son
Wyatt Reed
what game should I play to kill time before the major? I would play csgo, but that game is garbage
Jason Taylor
some bot just sent me a trade offer for a free shitty skin
am I gonna lose my account this week
Anthony Scott
So, I want to get into CSGO. How approachable is it for a newcommer? Also, what DPI should I set my mouse to for 1440p? I've been playing around with 900-1000 but nothing feels perfect for my limited space.
Tyler Bennett
It's possible, you really shouldn't have done that.
>buy shit with stolen credit card >send the shit to random people >banned for trading contraband items