/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

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0 posts even with waifu bait lmao

This bitch is older than Taz literally

Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.

Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.

But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game

MISSHARVEY IS MY WIFE

She's single

I missed the cs yesterday, only learned about the debacle right now so let's get this show on the road

>na cs

ded game
ded thread

I haven't played for a year or so and now I played two games and got ranked into Silver Elite Master

are u gud?

I had double ak when I actively played so I guess I'm not complete trash

How do we fix our boys in blue?

>double ak
>not complete trash
kick happy

fucking help i get paired with russians that just aim at the ground constantly when they're walking

But her hairy little French pusy is probably much tighter than TaZ's.

Thanks ugly god

Can't wait for the 300k viewers and hltv shitposting while overwatch babs are stuck at 30k viewers in their biggest event and the anime shitposting site

has pansy lost weight recently?? she looks thinner in face, is it bcus of her meth abuse?

u know what really gets my period flowing? csgo have more english stream viewers than dota and lol hmmm

uuuuuhh nip??

>tfw the only decent players on 1v1 servers quit after a few rounds because they are worried about losing their precious server points against me

pansy is a beastmode caster

Better than me?

Yo csgog i just ranked up to lem 2 so i wanna share a story with u

>be 19
>go to a music festival
>meet this beautiful 41 year old
>make out with her
>proceed to get phone number
>we go out for sushi a couple times
>asks me to come over and keep her warm
>show up she has wine and some food prepared
>we eat
>proceed to couch after
>watching some television
>proceeds to slide her hand up my leg
>ohyeah.jpeg
>we go up stairs
>sexy time occurs
>next morning
>leaving to go home she has a 7/10 17 year old daughter
>her jaw drops as she sees me leave
>proceed to bang her mom for the next six months while she gives me the dirtiest looks
>her bf is over sometimes and he is just like wtf
>one night smoking a cig
>bf comes out to talk to me
>hows that pussy?
>proceeds to ask me all these questions
>how I got with her etc etc etc

i think he wanted to bang her mom as well

u now i how i now this is bull?? there's no lem 2 rank u poser

i cant believe this game and general are dead

it's summer

who has time for video games

It's not dead
We're too busy trying to escape mge hell

1.2k usd in OP skines
Huntsman sapphire or dlore/howl

Why do all the pros have such low fucking mouse sensitivity?

>the general is dead on the taiwanese sword sharpening forum
>c-csgo is d-dead

Nothing. Withdraw the money.

They don't.

Yes they do
Average eDpi is like 900

Because they play with meme resolutions

csgo IS dead pal

find a new game

>Maikelele doesn't take the bomb

So what's the best skins betting site I can use for the major?

fuck off snitch

red reserve? more like cuck reserve rofl

stream where

why can't you guys be this cool


reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/6nfeij/i_explained_to_a_girl_i_met_what_are_esports_and/

Because we don't have the humour of a 10 year old?

huhhuhuhu foreskin huhuhuuhuh

bc most goggers are anime and pony faggots who erp and spout how dead this general is

no i meant why aren't you guys cool enough to have girls drawing you things

why have them draw something when i can paint their faces with my cum

>girls
kys fag

>biggest online fps
>more viewers than 2014 and 2015 despite the tourneys being shittier

nah

rusty is so bad

please tell me he's at least igl

is lele our guy?

>12-3

i swear if this goes into overtime im just going to sit here and take a dump on my seat

pics pls

I love this script

>swedes losing to danes

how can white people even compete?

jesus christ what a magic run this tournament by rr

>moddi throwing the game for his swedish brothers

LMAO

>10 Swedish players in the final
JUST
LIKE
IN
MY
YOUTH

>get a 144 hz monitor
>spend a lil bit of time calibrating it
>play first comp match with it
>CAN SEE EVERYTHING
>used think I was always getting csgo'd
>realize that I just suck way more than I thought I did

which monitor did you cop?

How many loses does it take to drop mm ranks? Stuck in sem

depends on how many times youve won. most times its either 6-7 losses

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Just got this. A nice lil budget monitor. I wasn't looking for anything super fancy. Just 1080p with 144hz. It was also on sale for 200$, which was what my budget was

guys you will never believe who I just met

is hampus /one of us/?

hey, professor oak asked you a question, answer him

im gonna pop by the store for some snacks

ya guys want anything?

Gimme a protein shake

i can give u something u can shake to get some protein ;)

will our boys pull it off?

Yes, by the power of /ourguy/

Cheating in CSGO, even at the pro levels is rampant.
There's a reason why War Owl can't make it past DMG in his solo queue series. It's not because War Owl is a terrible player, it's because he's not cheating.

>

nice choke red cucks

me on the bottom

is rez cheating?

navi will bomb out bottom 8

the reason friberg was kicked was because the core 3 wanted to start using cheats but friberg disagreed

You are playing against NiP. You do not ban Cache because you can counter it. NiP instantly picks Cache. You lose against NiP. You ban Cache next time you play against NiP because you're not stupid

hopefully
it's fuck them all at this point

Friberg cheated back in 2014 though

*starts playing overwatch like a normal persyn*

2017 had the highest peak and highest average players plus major viewership record was beaten by a huge margin in Eleague major go play weaboowatch faggot and fap to fanfic

ok isaac

My picks for pickem
3-0 SK
0-3 FlipSid3
1.Astralis
2.FaZe
3.Mouz
4.North
5.Fnatic
6.G2
7.VP
Thougts?
>inb4 muh c9, gambit and navi
yeah fuck of leddit and your meme teams playing good on meme tournaments they wont pass shit

chubby pansy was best looking pansy

>VP
>over gambit/penta/big/c9/imt/navi

I mean, sure VP has a history, but if the last 3 months is anything to go by...

>Try to talk about the game. How unlucky you were in a certain play, or how solo MM is unbearable nowadays
Either everybody is a hacker or you need to git gud xdd
>Try to talk about the competitive scene
Cheaters everywhere, nobody has the drive to win anymore, legendary teams don't even play and bullshit players like s1mple and cold are the hot shit
>Try to talk about how Valve is shit and you SHOULDN'T give more money to them
lmao lemme buy gloves fuck off

No wonder game is ded, cancer community

does anyone have pansys phone number?? i need to know

yes i do, why did you need to know?

tell her to see the doc

Hey this is pansy please don't give it to him

for what purpose?
i wasn't, i know i'm only supposed to use it when i need to booty call you

she'll understand, it's important

>legendary teams don't even play and bullshit players like s1mple and cold are the hot shit

This pisses me off. I really do not think cold is as good as he's hyped up to be. Sure, he gets weird as fuck kills and has a really good reaction time, but if he gets caught in a clutch situation he just kind of shits his pants.


Then again I've only ever seen SK play VP because that's my favorite team, I just love the stupidity and carelessness those guys put out. Astralis is a good team to watch too, always interesting.

Who here hyped to watch Krakow? I find CS more fun to watch than to play lately.

ayo

they historically don't give a fuck until majors you can't sleep on the poles

forests wifes son

what game should I play to kill time before the major? I would play csgo, but that game is garbage

some bot just sent me a trade offer for a free shitty skin

am I gonna lose my account this week

So, I want to get into CSGO. How approachable is it for a newcommer? Also, what DPI should I set my mouse to for 1440p? I've been playing around with 900-1000 but nothing feels perfect for my limited space.

It's possible, you really shouldn't have done that.

>buy shit with stolen credit card
>send the shit to random people
>banned for trading contraband items