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Strike the earth!

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First for He-man will win

Herne's switched back to a pike with an adamantine cloak
Does this change your thoughts on the GWaG fight?

First for capturing elf merchants and using them to train war animal

THIS
GLORY TO HE MAN

There are two possibilities

>gorilla turns Herne into a pincushion before he can get close enough to attack
or
>Herne charges at gorilla and turns him into kebab on a stick

Is this a better chance for HERNE than sticking to the bow?

What are your dream victories?
I'd love Trihard, He-Man, Gorilla and Herc.
Realistically, thinking Urist, 50/50, Herne, Probably Steve but it's closer.

>What are your dream victories?
Trihardin, Larva Lad, Herne, Herc
>Realistically
Trihard, He-Man, Herne, Herc

TOURNEY WHEN

In an hour

H Y P E

>In an hour
lmaoing at you

if you're bsing me I'll find you

Trihardin
He man
Herne
Steve

Trihardin
Herne

Trihardin is champion
Stabbo wins battle royale

If you've been following Tourneyanon's post you would know im right.

I just woke up wtf user
it's saturday

>People not doubting Trihardin.
QUICK, GO BACK TO DOUBTING, IT FUELS HIM.

Trihardin will win the tourney

Trihardin is a VERY strong gladiator at this point.

JC will win Battle Royale.
Mark my words

What does ThreeToe's wife look like?

Fuck off

she probably has five toes

>a balding furry who looks 20 years older than he is and who has never had a real job is not only not a virgin but is married while you have never had a gf
not sure if this should give me hope or despair

this is what I thought
where does he even meet women, I thought they sit around drawing and jerking each other off, and play their musical instruments

Inb4 Trihardin loses to Urist now that people actually believe in him.

SO IN LIKE AN HOUR?
can I get a re-cap on the previous tournaments?

zach isn't all that involved in DF anymore. he still helps out with brainstorming ideas and drawing crayon rewards, but he also has a life of his own. I think he and tarn have been drifting apart lately.

I've got a dorf taken by a mood and he wants cloth...thread, and blocks...bricks. I've got both. Granted I don't have alot of cloth but I do have it. What do?

>in an hour
Sorry but the tourney is over. Tourneyanon2 was killed in a werezebra attack 3 days ago, may he rip in pip.

>killed by a striped ass
f

what did he mean by this

What does he do? Is he making his own games now?

throws around his patreon dosh and gets bitches

Getting Married.

Will dorfs admire creatures only if in a cage or will they do it even if the creatures are "free" but behind bars?

I mean where is his income going to come from if he's not going to work on DF?

Autism Awareness campaigns.

His wife.

Final will be He-Man vs. Herne

I don't agree.

I think he has another job now. he had to quit his blue collar job after he fucked up his back, but I vaguely recall toady saying that zach had another job now.

Gorilla with a gun should go all the way to the finals

I cannot see this happening. As soon as one guy gets into close combat with him he's a gone gorilla

>implying the big ape's pathetic copper bolts will be able to pierce an adamantine cloak

Which is why Herne needs to lose, cheese armour is much worse than the crab

Get gorilla some adamantine bolts

Why? It seems like a good counter to the bolts. If I was Herne's manager I'd have done the same.

Adamantine bolts bounce off adamantine armor.

I have a theory.
After the patreon money started rolling in, Threetoe was finally getting enough of Toady's money to outsource Toady's diaper changes to cheap immigrant laborers. With a steady stream of mexican changing ladies to choose from, and the increased institutional hostility to illegal immigrants brought in by the recent regime change, it was only a matter of time before one desperate enough to marry him for citizenship came along. In a few years we'll see a development slowdown after the anchor baby is old enough for mamacita to start working again, she divorces Zach, and Toady's diaper changes become less frequent and efficient while Zach shakes the rust off.

Does bashing work against adamantine?

Yeah.

>falling for the adamantine cloak meme

This.

Why does everyone hate the crab?

It killed a Very Good Boy.

I didn't mind the crab, I minded all the faggots forcing their unfunny memes on the thread OVER and OVER again

There's always more dogs, a crab that can hold a knife doesn't seem to common.

And yet, here we are.

Sporulation was very amusing, yes.

Dogs and crabs are not equals. Dog's are intelligent. They have personalities, emotions, hopes, fears. They're special. And Wilbo was special even among dogs. Crabs don't have personalities. Sometimes they have knives, though, so I guess that's something. A cursory image search suggests that it's a more common phenomenon than you think.

the crab has been dead for a week, you can stop your meming

>inb4 herne's manager was grasping at straws by looking into the super secret and intimidating raws

>Trying to kill a FB with dog bone bolts

Well this will take time it seems

Can I do anything with this?

Nope.

BEGONE

YOU ARE NOT MY LIEGE

hey /dfg/, help me out - i saw a DF comic years ago here, involving walling the expedition leader / mayor in with some demons. The booze stockpile was walled in as well. I remember the comic ending with the guy screaming at Armok

>Bruising the hearth, bruising the brain

Are not these suppose to be insta death , i am still tossing bolts at the FB

...

A bruised heart does nothing, and a bruised brain doesn't always cause death.

One day we'll be playing Total War: Slaves to Armok.

Maybe.

No. Brains can be bruised, and rarely even have "tendons" in the skull torn and still survive. Almost any heart injury is survivable, and heart bruises are never fatal.

tourney when

Never.

Tourneyanon died of cancer yesterday.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but tourneyanon passed away yesterday from a stroke.

Sadly, Tourneyanon died from FPS death IRL.

No reason to be worried. A necromancer was called upon to resurrect Stabbo's corpse for the next round.

So after a dwarf gets all the items he needs for a mood, you can forbid anything but the base item and get the item without added clutter on the item, or if they use an item you don't want them to use.
Neat.

Necromancer?
What necromancer?
I don't see a necromancer anywhere.

Tourneyanon has been found dead, dehydrated.

Man, my artifacts so far are lame.

We thank you for your service, Urist McUselessPeasant

Death is all around us. This cannot horrify me.

dfhack r2: github.com/DFHack/dfhack/releases/tag/0.43.05-r2

>cancer
>stroke
...which... which is it?

It is not that hard to siphon magma without killing anyone

Stroke induced by a cancer embolus detaching.

It was inevitable.

What should we do with Tourneyanon's corpse?

I read that as "It is not that hard to siphon smegma without killing anyone".

Decorate it with spikes of leather.

user...

My next gladiator will use it as a weapon in the next tourney.

What?

>not decorating it with spikes of cloth

This is a Tourneyanon's corpse. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of a crab in adamantine. On the item is an image of an elk man in balsa wood. On the item is an image of a copper arrow in steel. The copper arrow is impaling the crab. The crab is screaming. The elk man is laughing. This relates to the slaying of Stabo the Crabo by Herne in the late winter of 270.

The item is decorated with spikes of crab leather.

Human-bone Earrings

I don't get it. Is the necromancer pooping blood? What's that coming out of the side of its head?

i killed the necromancer with an iron sword
no one must know

It must be stopped with violent force.

Aaaargh why can't I make this fucking shit to work?!?