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>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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degenerates out edition

Post things others have drawn for you.

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I'm sure that if you post your loadout here someone will take pity enough on you to do a shitty MS Paint scribble.

me on the right

I usually post them whenever people ask for specific mercs/3x3's, nobody has every drawn any of them. Doesn't matter.

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What's your favorite frag movie? I'm going to go ahead and post youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4 so no one else can.

none, too busy fragging to watch other people frag

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Friendly reminder that you will never look like an actual girl.

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I wish bonesaw applied bleeding damage

Are you sure about that? :>

youtube.com/watch?v=luSfeLzioCc

>Are you sure about that? :>
Yes i do.

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teamfortress.tv/42436/hypothesis-lgbt-people-are-better-at-video-games

youtube.com/watch?v=pGaANzokZx4 or youtube.com/watch?v=0IKY9IhhRus

Laughing at the gays when?

Danger is so fucking nutty

Aside from keeping a nice diet and no unhealthy habits like smoking I don't really do much effort when it comes to my appearance, but still people I don't know refer to me as female pretty much every time I go outside to let's say but stuff or run errands, I don't put much passion into it, nor do I consider it some sort of "goal", it just happens.

Come to think of it the list is actually quite large.

i get actual goosebumps at 1:20

youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4

post hands

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>graphic tee
like clockwork

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rate this

youtube.com/watch?v=8G1OJrSJ9wU

somehow the medic is the only one that looks passable

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>not even getting the moonman reference
your opinion is automatically discarded

okay
shit
why play fempyro without a mod
shit
shit
meh
only remotely acceptable one
shit

ignore all trannies

do not quote tranny posters

do not even reply to tranny posters without quoting like a fucking memelord

Not the best hands i've seen, but they're not gorrilla mits either. so that's a plus.

I expect great things from your pornhub career.

>It's moonman themed, this means it's not shit

>i play the game seriously because tf2 is serious and should be serious at all times
found the tryhard oldfags

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why did you quote me in that
nearly all of your loadouts are fucking garbage, that has nothing to do with how i play or how long i've played

@182771741
gotcha senpai

>Can't tell the difference
What's it like not having met a single female in your life before?

wew

>R-rate my cosmetics, guise
>y-you're just a tryhard if you think my retarded combos look retarded!

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>Shoulder Guard on a non-samurai loadout
For what purpose

Post your loadouts then faggot, bet you it's all MUH NO FUN ALLOWED shit

>haha look at my wacky and silly loadouts guys!
>did you know tf2 is a hat simulator?
>if I have to put in actual effort into the game to win, the enemy is tryhard as heck
I bet you also main friendly heavy.

youtube.com/watch?v=uJeIdq0bMP4

aahhhh... life o'riley...

There's nothing more infuriating than when your Turdbine round is done in under 5 minutes because your engineer is incompetent and your team has no idea what the word "defense" means. Also, I hate the lazy engineer meme. If you want to just sit around doing nothing all game, then why even boot up TF2? This shit should be filed under griefing and actively discouraged. Fun servers exist, I wish more retards knew how to use the frickin' server browser.

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i just wanted an excuse to post that picture

Just crafted the AWPer Hand on my second try

wow, better kill yourself then

are pugs dead?
tf2center is aids, mixchamp is dead, you never get picked on pugchamp, tf2stadium was never alive and faceit is full of fov_desired 70 idiots
where do you play pugs, i have nothing to play if i don't have scrims

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>look for killstreak three rune blade on the market
>like a buck twenty
>but what's this
>killstreak kits are on 40 cents
>and the sword itself is only 4 ref
>oh
i can work with this

I don't know how to make the birdman of australiacatraz look nice. Help.

>Oh shit, is that a motherfucking dmix?
Yes, dmixes are making a return! Come frag and have some fun!

>When?
Saturday, 11 pm GMT +0 (convert to your local timezone)
>I have little to no competitive experience, can I still join?
Yes, everyone can come, try reading up on things and play some lobbies if you are new, avoid doing overly autistic shit like going pyro if you're playing demo.
>How do we communicate?
We'll be using mumble which you can download at www.mumble.com/mumble-download.php
>I'm from NA/EU/OCE, where is the server located?
Server location is decided depending on where the majority of players are from.
>What's a dmix?
A dmix, short for double mix, is when you gather 12 people to play 6s. It's friendly matches against each other, can be serious and/or unserious, although it's usually more fun when people aren't fucking about.
The usual go for dmixes are that once there are 6 players on both teams, one player says last to spec and everyone rushes to join spectator. Last 2 people to join spectator have to play medic, they battle it out and the winner gets to pick a player first.
The most common way to pick is to have players pick. Captain's pick exists too but it's pretty boring since it ends in one team being stacked more often than not. In players pick the person gets to pick a player when it's their turn, team takes turns picking. Classes are picked once everyone has been picked.
TL;DR it's a fucking 6s match
>I'm interested, how do we do this?
Add me on steam, id/hamaham, send me a message telling me that you're interested and I'll take care of the rest, when it begins I'll pm you the mumble, once we're 12 people in the mumble I'll post the server and the dmix will commence.
Remember to have fun!

>11 pm GMT +0
fuck off

I have lots on my PC, but little on my phone :(

That's a good one. My second pick before Scope. The one that had 93 'Til Infinity before copyrights kicked it towards the shadow realm

>post your loadouts
Hatless on all of them.

>you never get picked on pugchamp
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What's wrong with fov desired 70?

>post your loadouts
Hatless on none of them.

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>What's wrong with seriously limiting your field of vision

>med just stands there in a corner
>gets 1-ta[B][B]ed by a pipe
>drops uber
were they throwing or what

Apparently that's how he dodges. No one expects you to stand absolutely still, so it's perfect in a way.

Except the person who does or the person who doesn't think, he frags.

make medic's coat part of his hitbox. medics are literally impossible to hit from certain angles please fix

yippe ki aye mate

stock hat would also work

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I don't like how the support spurs looks on the sniper. It's like his legs are too small to fit right.

What the heck is wrong with his hands?

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Didn't draw hands too well.

>tfw wanderer never drew any of your loadouts

Feels good, right?

>Wanting your loadouts butchered

cracking his knuckles and getting ready to frag

But scout has more finger than that.

Reminder that if you think being a friendly is funny you deserve death.

fingers are a crutch for baddies, you only need enough to pull the trigger, anymore and your gimping yourself.
Id expect you to know this by now.

nah wanderer's actually pretty decent at drawing. except that hand on the scout, that's not so good.

fuck off wanderer

If I were to draw some loadouts again Ill probably give a bit more effort. I was trying out a thicker outline style with these loadouts and it just sorta stuck.

>being so narcissistic that you literally ask people to draw your videogame character

Why do people include mentally ill people with the LBG?

Wouldn't it be more narcissistic to draw your own?

Reminder that if you disagree with this list, you're just bad at video games.

Ofifical TF2 crutch list:
Gunboats
Mad Milk
Spycicle
Dead Ringer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Rescue Ranger
Iron Bomber
Anything demoknight
Loch n Load
The entire pyro class
Machina
Black Box/Concheror
New Mantreads
Base Jumper
Diamondback
Frontier Justice

your list is wrong

Official TF2 crutch list:
all stock weapons
all non-stock weapons

Technically lesbians and gays are mentally ill too, just not to such an extreme that they think genital mutilation is okay.

>Ofifical
Is it ofifical according to a virgin on /tf2g/?

They never asked to draw anything. I offered free of service to draw these loadouts.

In fact, I suppose I'll draw one now for practice.
tf2r.com/kkg3dav.html