Self Employed Thread

Describe your average work day, Veeky Forums.

>wake up at 16:00
>vidya and Veeky Forums
>eat pizza and drink coffee
>manage my crypto portfolio
>draw some hentai
>get 200-300$ for hentai art
>more vidya
>go to sleep after a long hard day of work

pretty sweet desu. but i don't make a lot of money. not really sure how to scale long term and i am a bit worried about eventually being 35 and still making 20k.

>wake up between 9-10am, no alarm

>coffee

>check in with management via text or show up on location for a couple hours

>go to gym

>get lunch

>go home

>browse twitter,biz, etc

>hang with gf


Occasionally make a stock/etf trade during the day.

>wake up
>eat garbage for lunch
>pray to HEB, lord of affordable prices
>go to my classes and call grad students retards
>stop only to take calls from the chinks regarding business
>go home and crack the whip on roommate/business partners/slaves
>hump anime wife
>win easy 5k trash dota game
>eat
>gym MTTF
>internet
>sleep

on a rare good day

>wake up at 5something
>work for side business
>nap
>go to day job at 10
>make a couple calls during the day, maybe remotely access server to do a bit of side business work if imperative
>go home at end of day
>more side business work, maybe have a call or small meeting with cofounder or advisor
>sleep

this schedule will probably change if the side business ever takes off where i can quit my day job but my salary is quite comfy

>wake up at 11am
>masturbate in bed
>make a cheese steak
>masturbate at the computer
>work for 2 or 3 hours
>take a shower
>post office or errands
>go home to masturbate
>make another cheese steak in the pannini press
>screw around online for 5+ hours while drinking wine
>maybe cheeseburgers for dinner to mix it up
>masturbate before bed

sometimes i get a hooker

Consider procedural generation with respect to your artwork.

I did a small bit of 2D softcore as a teenager by hand using a graphics editor. I was subpar at faces, though great with everything else, especially textures.

But I was too lazy to keep up with what I wanted to do and began to float the idea of writing a graphics program to generalize the techniques I was then manually utilizing to make my art, to make for more rapid creations with more variety and one-touch customizations with respect to textures, features, poses, etc. Almost like a 2D verison of poser, but of much better quality than flash equivalents floating around online.

I would have done it but my interest in AI took over and I dropped the hobby altogether thereafter.

Burgers and wine are an underrated combination tbqh.

Dream of being self employed until i can sell out and retire... fucking kill me.


I did have a trucking company for a bit. But my day job competed with it and won based on stress levels alone.

>hour long commute to office
>am in office alone, turn on radio and browse internet
>jerk off
>maybe get 3-4 clients to come in
>jerk off
>do some writing
>go to liquor store across Street
>drink a little before it's 5pm
>go home at 5pm

That's it. Pretty bored at work

This man has the testosterone of success

Get a Lady or two though, just not one that can fuck with your shiz or screw you

Not self-employed but I work from home
>Wake up
>Wave goodbye to wife and daughter as they go to work/school
>Browse internet
>Check work email
>Reply to emails if needed, otherwise delete
>Browse internet waiting for emails
>Eat
>Play some TF2
>Check emails again
>Wife and daughter come home
>"Wew it's been a busy day but I should be finished in a few hours"
>Shut door
>Browse internet
>Last quick check of email
>OK now I'm ready to face my family for the 30 minutes before daughter is in bed and wife goes to gym

Trying your hardest to be alone is the crux of married life.

>wake up at 5:30
>fuck i'm hung over as shit again
>puke in the toilet
>take a shower
>hotel breakfast
>drive to client site in rental car
>arrive at 8
>work for 10 hours
>team dinner
>scotch is flowing
>shakes have stopped
>back to hotel
>puke in toilet
>pass out

management consulting

0 reading comprehension also

you alcoholic cuck

life is shit anyway

>management consulting
How do you look busy and important for 10 hours?

it's pretty easy, just stay busy and give them advice they can't argue with but will never implement

>show up at 8
>check emails
>check orders
>hide in the bathroom or parking lot for an hr
>take a few payments over the phone
>smoke a cigarette with the chinese warehouse staff
>go home

I wouldn't be complaining but I need more free time to get my business going. A few hours at night isn't enough.

>wake up
>roll out of bed literally on to floor because no box spring
>crawl into computer chair to check e-mail/work e-mail/investments
>usually pop a Veeky Forums tab open too to make a shit post or two
>put a pot of coffee on
>just hang out for about 15 minutes
>pop a moda with my coffee
>quickly shower and get dressed
>walk to work
>sit in office all day
>hate to hear women talk so put headphones on
>grade my students' papers
>cry when I have to go teach
>explain basic concepts to 21 year olds who use the verb "adulting" unironically
>they always fail
>"economics is hard, Dr. user"
>go back to office to eat lunch
>usually get some sushi or something from lunch area
>go to meeting with department
>same old horseshit complaining from professors
>people I worked with at the semi-truck distribution center back in high school didn't bitch as much as these cunts
>go back to office
>maybe teach another class depending on the day
>go back home
>go to gym
>come home
>rinse off in shower really quickly
>cry myself to sleep because no wife or gf
That's about it. You happy?

Those look like they smell good

This is my boss, Ed.

>wake up
>internet all day
>trade shitcoins
>cry myself to sleep

>wake up and check emails
>go downstairs and brew coffee
>pop a Phentermine, start programming
>keep going for 6 hours or so, time flies
>take a break from the fun, eat something
>back to comp, another 6 or so hours
>break with some Netflix, DS9 or TNG
>back to programming until tired
>sleep for however long I want

Freelance software developer with contracts for a few companies, and working for a Game Dev company. I love my job :D