/felmg/ - Felmyst General

alliance is gay

Friendly reminder that /ourguy/ is here, say something nice about him!

>*sips pepsi*
>*doesn't do squats because they make my leg sore*
Fucking virgin nerds, I'd torture you pussies if I could find you
>*starts to go bald at 25*
My genetics are perfect, you creeps will never get laid like me
>*phones girl, goes straight to voicemail*
FUCK I HATE WHORES
>*slams desk*
AND I HATE VIRGIN FAGGOTS
I'M STRAIGHT
>*ass rapes Gabe*
YEAH, WHO'S SHORT NOW?

thanks

I hope when the server finally releases you will stop all this fucking boring drama and talking about e-celebs and actually post about the fucking server.

Just drama my shit up

shut up fag

GET HIM OUT

you'll always be /ourguy/ and you should make more videos. Asmongold literally eats maggots off of rotten snacks on his stream and nobody cares. The clips of you being retarded mean nothing either if you double down on them and own it, don't give a fuck not embarrassed big dick

So who here is material?

FUCKING STOP LEAVING DOWN WITH THE CLOWN OUT OF THE OP YOU FUCKING RETARDS

discord.gg/uXWwH9h

STOP

how does it feel going from 800 to 30 viewers? do you plan on having a 'donation' stream for gummys release and then stealing all of the money to help pay for your apartment rent again?

is mulgore gonna be the least populated horde starting zone?

>tfw gonna play horde
>tfw no drama only comfy

So anyone else here can't pick up the scroll of scourge magic? It was fine in the open beta but it seems now that it just won't respawn.

i wish real ecelebs could play private servers
like summit1g my boi

it's nice to see that alexs mom is supporting his streaming endeavors

Can you like, go away, thanks.

We're the real Horde Guild.

>blood elf faction
>no drama

*slams desk*
SHUT THE FUCK UP YUO FUCKING RETARDS

i'd choose blood elf faction anyday over the mandate faction

I'm not alex, couldn't care less about him. I haven't visited any private server generals since /wpsg/. I'm only here because of Felmyst.

*slams desk*
FILL OUT YOUR MANDATE APPLICATION
*yells at roommate*
DONT DISOBEY YOUR TRANNY OVERLORDS

Clown posters reporting in, let's roll

*slams desk*
I FUCK A LOT OF WOMEN
*sips pepsi*
WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS FUCKING WHORES

Fixed some list

>BRO TIER
Male Tauren
Male Troll
Female Undead
Male Dwarf
Male Draenei

>KINDA WEIRD BUT POSSIBLY A BRO TIER
Female Tauren
Female Dwarf
Female Orc
Female Gnome

>I'M PRETTY NORMAL AND JUST WANNA PLAY THE GAME DUDE TIER
Male Human
Male Orc
Male Night Elf

>ONLY GAY DUDES DON'T PLAY CHICKS LOL WHY WOULD YOU WANNA LOOK AT A DUDE ALL DAY? TIER
Female Draenei
Female Troll
Female Night Elf
Female Blood Elf
Female Human

>I JUST WANT TO BE A PALADIN AND THIS IS MY ONLY OPTION TIER
Male Blood Elf

>PVP DUDE NINJA HAHAHAHA FAGGOT ARENAS ARENAS TIER
Male Undead

>I JUST WANT TO PISS EVERYONE OFF AND I DO TIER
Male Gnome

I'm down for TBC hoho

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ayHYClw8

Remember, the clowns, always get the last laugh

do i hvae to dl the client if i have a 2.4.3 client that i use for SF?

just want the realmlist so i can connect

post em

You should download the gummy client just to be sure there isn't anything that fucks with gummy's anticheat.

The REAL thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=_JUovNEtjVQ

Zach guild is happening already. We've got roughly 13 boys from the scriptcraft days playing.

wotlk sucks ass

You literally had one job
youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s
and you fucked it up

list tier list

>SHIT TIER
yours

Why do you shamelessly talk in third person?

This is some Merove-tier autism

I fucked up

Stop being autistic nigger, Zach doesn't even want me posting here.

clowns.... clowns....
CLOWNS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

I don't believe your fat ass, I posted my discord and all I got was disappointment

who is the autist always going on about third person? what is third person and why is it wrong?

I didn't see it if you mean in the last thread. post it again and ill add you.

Sure thing, Zach

Fucking weirdo lmao

Zach has done nothing but literally shitpost in wpsg even though he only plays with grizzly now, I'm suprised he still hangs around for literally no fucking reason.

Guy never lets go of the fact he led a molten core guild on /v/, he will take that to the grave as his proudest moment.

this is so awful it hurts to look at

*slams desk*

SQUATZ ARE FOR GLUTES, DO I LOOK LIKE A FAG?

LMAO A THYROID PROBLEM? I DONT BELIEVE IN THAT SHIT FAG. STOP FOLLOWING ME

*SLAMS DESK*

>/wpsg/ is back
we're saved

pvebabies need not apply

Is that Bernie Sanders?

>no scattershot
are you even trying?

*slams desk*

*slams desk*
STOP POSTING ABOUT ME I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU ALL
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF CANCER
I FUCKING MEAN IT

*slams tranny*

*slams desk*
YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS THAT I CAN CURL MORE THAN YOU
*SLAMS DESK*
FUCK
OFF

WHY WONT ANYONE ACCEPT ME INTO THEIR FUCKING GUILD? IM ONE OF THE FUCKING BEST HOLY PRIESTS OF ALL TIME. ALL OF THESE OTHER RETARDS GET INTO GRIZZLY AND CELEBRITY BUT THEY'RE FULL WHEN I FUCKING ASK.

*takes a delicate sip of bud light*

How do you like my rogue, user?

*slams desk*

*sIams desk*

*slams desk*
STOP DESKSLAM POSTING YOU FUCKING RETARDS

i hate /elyg/

*slams desk*
LIKE, UH, DO YOU THINK, UH, THIS IS FUNNY? THIS ISN'T, UH, FUCKING FUNNY, SERIOUSLY

Seems fine I guess.

I ONLY MADE A PROFILE ON GRINDR AS A JOKE. I FUCK PUSSY ALL THE TIME.

*slams gay roommate*

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.....
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STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

*slams donald drumpf*
AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

*slams your path*

fucking VIRGIN NERDS
*washes dishes*
How the ever loving FUCK do YOU think I could afford rent....IF I WASHED DISHES!?
FUCKING RETARDS
*slams dishes*

so these characters are going to be wiped right

these level 18s cant keep getting away with this

>dae like slamming desks?
>I like wolverine

Naw, gummy did a soft launch today.

*slams height chart*
5'5" IS FUCKING ABOVE AVERAGE IN SOME COUNTRIES RETARD
*slams rogaine*
GOING BALD JUST MEANS YOU'RE FUCKING JACKED AND IF I DID SQUATS I WOULDNT HAVE THESE MASSIVE ARMS RETARD

no, servers launched already
he did it so that there wouldnt be the meme rush where you cant get shit done

how am I supposed to know where to pick up quests without questie in THE BC?

*slams and bans you from stream*

actually a spot on list for once. nice work.
t. male gnome player

>tabs out to /felmg/ after being killed in the first two minutes in pubg for the fifth time in a row
>forced smile slowly turns into a frown, eyes start to narrow and body begins to shiver with rage
STOP POSTING ABOUT ME YOU FUCKING RETARDS JESUS CHRISST

What's fucking wrong with you /felmg/? Can't handle talking about the best wow youtuber. Jesus christ

*slams desk*

YOUNG TRAP, THERE'S NO NEED TO GET SKILLED
I SAID YOUNG TRAP, GET YOURSELF A NEW GUILD
I SAID YOUNG TRAP, ALL THESE BOYS WILL BE THRILLED
THERE'S NO NEED TO LEARN YOUR CLASS NOW

YOUNG TRAP, THERE'S A GUILD YOU CAN JOIN
I SAID YOUNG TRAP, WHEN YOU'RE WARM AT THE GROIN
YOU CAN JOIN IT, AND I'M SURE YOU WILL FIND
MANY WAYS TO MAKE SOME GOOD COIN

IT'S FUN TO PLAY WITH THE
IT'S FUN TO PLAY WITH THE

THEY HAVE EVERYTHING, FOR YOUNG TRAPS TO ENJOY
YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ALL THE BOYS

IT'S FUN TO PLAY WITH THE
IT'S FUN TO PLAY WITH THE

YOU CAN ROLEPLAY A GIRL, YOU CAN SELL YOUR RP
YOU CAN WORK ON YOUR HRT

serious question:

what faction do I pick to avoid all the autist trannies and neverglad pvp memeboys this time around?

me and 2 pals just wanna relive our 2007 glory without all this faggotism

Why would you make your own avatar have a receding hairline?

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receding? not everyone recedes in the same area, dummy

why does it matter? roll whatever (you) want and avoid Veeky Forums guild. simple as that

It's not receding, it's called excessive testosterone imbalance

but you wouldnt know that, being a virgin basement dwelling nerd and all

Go to bed Alex.

Just don't play with vg. It's all autism.