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Slacks is fucking disgusting.
Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.
I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.
I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
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ENVY IS THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND
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>game servers work like super shit
>matchamking is trash because low prio pool and shadowpool got wiped out
>shitty 200mb updates almost everyday
>Game fucks up constantly due to these
>Conneting to the dota 2 coordinator...
>Cant open my treasures
>Can´t even enjoy battle cup becuase i got matches with 2k br niggers who got stomped by a bloodseeker because buying a TP is hard even though its 50g and gets lowered each patch.
>Cosmetics are garbage
>DRM on hats
>Can´t sell, trade or gift most of these to my friends or randoms to get the ones i want
>Balance is dogshit
>PMS exists
>They think having a 21mil prizepool means anything they are actually putting less effort in to they stuff they are making and adding more paywalls and hurdles
>Source 2 hasn´t improved anything at all and further ruined the games original aesthetic along with thie shitty hats they are shitting out constantly
Defend.
This.
shitty.
fucking.
game.
I honestly dare you to give me valid reasons as to why this is acceptable.
it's FREE
>Templar Assassin
>Puck
>Queen of Pain
>Ember Spirit
>Ursa
>Meepo
r8
Guys i'm trying to chose my Cosplayfu
Kleophina or Rehab
On the one hand, kleo has the cutest fucking nose jesus christ
On the other, Rehab did Necro And ET, so she's obviously cool as fuck
don't worry with the source 2 being a complete failure, they're moving on to a new engine. this new engine will SPECIFICALLY run for ONLY Dota 2. with that being the main focus they will fix everything.
>game servers work like super shit
Not for me
>matchamking is trash because low prio pool and shadowpool got wiped out
Couldn't care less because i play with friends
>shitty 200mb updates almost everyday
Don't care, i have good internet
>Game fucks up constantly due to these
They get fixed immediately
>Conneting to the dota 2 coordinator...
Never a problem, sometimes happen, wait for 15 minutes and then it's back
>Cant open my treasures
Don't have compendium
>Can´t even enjoy battle cup becuase i got matches with 2k br niggers who got stomped by a bloodseeker because buying a TP is hard even though its 50g and gets lowered each patch.
I dont know why are you playing the battle cup with unknown people
>Cosmetics are garbage
Not every one
>DRM on hats
what?
>Can´t sell, trade or gift most of these to my friends or randoms to get the ones i want
first point i agree
>Balance is dogshit
no?
>PMS exists
please dont tell me PMS means poor man shield and that you are complaing about an item
>They think having a 21mil prizepool means anything they are actually putting less effort in to they stuff they are making and adding more paywalls and hurdles
who honestly cares
>Source 2 hasn´t improved anything at all and further ruined the games original aesthetic along with thie shitty hats they are shitting out constantly
Source 2 actually improved my FPS by a lot, don't know why havent for you
There is only one correct answer
>playing with friendz
t. 1.2k solo mmr
source
not an argument
How many good boy points do you have?
guess the hero (this is 7 minutes in)
>Jugg aghs rework
fifth spell
same but separate CD and mana cost as healing ward
you generate healing ward aura at half values (2.5% max hp/s) for 10s
how did I do senpai
>its another lets check envy's stream because dotards are unoriginal episode
this meme is getting pretty old desu senpai
>not going for /ourtrap/
Slark
Tmbersaw
i wattch him (through livestreamer so he doesn't get any views) because seeing him lose horribly is sexual for me
sunsfan/moonduck
Imo slacks has the fanbase (as disgusting as they may be) to earn a pass to the event but he really shouldn't be on casts/the analysts desk/the panel.
Maybe throw him in for clownier things like interviews or all stars (I'd enjoy a serious all pro no fan all stars with actual casters, but if its gonna be a fan shitshow, may as well go full retard) to please his fanbase. Just keep him away from real dota, for the love of fucking god
This is an acceptable timber build, maybe no boots because timber chain is doing well for him?
nice try but that's envy's new epic slark build
no one here actually plays the game
I'll hold your ass to the fire...
I unironically do not even play this game. I've played maybe 100 games in the past year.
I only watch it for e-sports and shitpost here in d2g.
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i only play the game and never shitpost about esports because the only team i like wont win ti
>another update
>press play
>doesn't download anything just has my disk usage spike
>Time Remaining: 1 h 3 m
did that user ever report back?
nope
>Queue into the same feeding faggot twice
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?
>it started downloading 9.3GB
>opinions
i FUCKING TOLD YOU IN PREVIOUS THREAD dota just started redownloading itself and then i got this error message
game info file does not specify a steam app id
then i verified game files and now its downloading 4.5gb
No but i tried it it burned like fuck not doing again desu.
>not waiting a few minutes to dodge
Your own fault faggot
60 GORRILIOON DOLARIDOOES AND SERVERS ARE FUCKED ALL WEEK AND NOW THIS SHIT AFTER RELEASING THE WORST IMMORTALS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND THAT HAD AN ESCALATION BUG
do you still lose mmr for dodging
Why aren't you playing me mid?
>get sunstriked
>die
me too
the fuck? he meant waiting 10 minutes so you dont requeue with the same people
no you just don't queue immediately
get some water, do some pushups , etc
>21 base STR
>2.2 STR gain
Or watch an episode of anime
Rather kill myself tbqh
i got the same feeding game ruiner in 4 of my games last night and the games were like 2 hours apart.
or make some pop n chicken
>authentico
>school lunch
tendies or I riot
NEXT FUCKING LEVEL, THIS ENVY
>Leffen
dead game dotards
>melee
Literally the worst game at evo
It's too good to be at evo..
do other generals endure literaly shitposting when they get real deep in the catalog?
ur lucky thats the clean version of that image
she's gonna make a bigger mess if she spanks her :(
hot
ah rare gustavs for my dank memoire
diapers are part of diaper2general history
>tfw no bf to diaper you in lane
>OG losing to Cap stack
Will it happen?
>not the hamburger mac
fuckin plebeeee, do you even michelinas
post webms senpaitachi
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>morphling will never be a tsunami terror at ti again
JUST
>report everyone who adelaide/anime posts
>the starcraft general faggots who dead game posts come back while everyone is bored puling our their modem to get a new IP to undo the ban they just got so theY play dota instead of continuing to shitpost on /d2g/. Meanwhile
DAD GEM DOUGHTURDS!
>2 peruvians highlight offlane
>Pick Wraith King and Faceless Void
>Both autoattack
>Supporting safelane spectre as winter wyvern
>Void and Wraith immediately start feeding their safelane solo bristleback
>Hear double kill every few minutes because bristle literally walks at them under tower
>Teleport bottom after successfully ganking mid to save their lane after they feed for 4 minutes straight
>Both of them die while I try to slow bristle when he tower dives but I can't stop him because he's already gotten EIGHT kills
>Void says "reporten kaka wyvern no heal" and wraith says "reporten"
>stop hanging their lane, sticking to mid and safelane
>neither of them get above level twelve in a forty minute game
>combined they fed more than three quarters of the enemy's kills
>They shit talk me in Spanish for ten minutes even though I always had wards up and did well
>of course they're the only two south Americans on my team
>the other teammates are English speaking and very friendly, commending me
There needs to be a fucking region lock
you are the only constant
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I'm trying to play as many ranked games as I can before TI7 is over because I think they're gonna nerf Treant hard. I instanlock and take him offlane. At my MMR, courier kills are super easy. My winrate with him is 69.37%, but that doesn't mean much because my MMR is trash.
>Play shadow demon mid
>hit q, w and 3 stacks of e
>enemy just walks away
oh....
>play dota instead
NOT SO FAST
*breaks your game*
Actually no, retarded game ruining peruvians are also a constant
Dumbass
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I don't get it, explain please.
Every hero in the game right now is a bad version of those 5
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people get to 8k being american and without speaking spanish
whats your excuse dude
>muh brown people
LAMO
who is wisp a bad version of
How is Riki or Pudge goodDisruptor?
You should log off of your cabana, you're going to run out of pesos to buy dinner. Oh who am I kidding, you're probably munching on a rat you found in the street. Nobody wants to hear your opinion Pablo.
pic related is u
>loses one game due to shitty teammates and immediately claims region locking is a good idea
fun fact friendo, race has very little to do with ability to play the game
git gud
I want luna to ____ in my mouth
he is trying to rip off the meta(meme picture) before 7.00
most americans i play with are much lower skilled and more likely to intentionally feed/ruin the game compared to spanish speakers.
Nice try Pablo but you ain't fooling anyone
be careful dude the tripfag might start posting his MAGA cuckoldry images
Indiana is full of shitskins so it pretty much is the same thing
is everyone watching EVO or something?
>pick brew mid, instead of an offlane PA (she marked it) because of the fact I took the bot rune (dire) She sits mid and tries to contest farm.
>enemy hero kills her once and she tilts and runs directly into mid
>game ends
>same person from last game, on my team AGAIN they do the same thing as last game (I spam brew and go mid if no one else marks it) they sit mid and feed after they die once
>go to their profile to see what they post, see what breeds this kind of brainless, feeding faggot
REPORT ALL SPANISH SPEAKERS
kek, glad I didnt even speak at all both of those games. Less he start blaming americans as wells
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rofl
>tales from 2k
probably
you should be commentating there Maut, would be a good show
But od is better than all of them except for maybe invoker