/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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why unban him in the first place?

i hate you all

>global rule 2
>tfw you helped collect banvalids
feels goodman

>Pomf gives a step by guide on how to ban evade in front of the entire server
What a swell guy.

Pomf, have mercy he is only a child

>make admin application
>get banned

>tfw you do the butt removal surgery to build a butt bot but the butt just vanishes

leave plapatin alone pomf!!

Aging only made pomf bitter

butt removal surgery is broken and the fuckface who broke it refuses to fix it

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Any self respecting spessman has to read WGW to the station at some point in their lives, right?

I don't go to highschool anymore so eh...

Don't shoot up your friends, I guess.

Its not a big secret dude
Probably!

IS there anything for me to do if I get stuck between a crate and a wall and can't push the crate anywhere for me to get out? This assumes I also have no tools.

no lol

you can ask someone to help you out over the radio/PDA messenger but i prefer to just cry

>still get called a validhunting shitcurity

Open the crate

order the AI to cut through a wall next to you

And I'll also close any attempts to. Buttbots cannot be located. They cannot be muted and any channel hopping is tirivally matched. Admins refuse to do fucking shit about it so hey whoops guess you guys can't get butts anymore teehe~

You have zero excuses to not have tools Suicide, succumb, and contemplate not being a fuckup

Could someone give me a quick rundown?

Thanks I was playing miner for the first time and trapped myself with an ore crate before I grabbed all my shit. PDAd the QM but was wondering if there was a better way.

Plap got permabanned for being a shitter
Is actually underaged
Bitched about his actial autism on reddit
Made an admin application and got nuke'd

There are no good space mans servers left.

You literally can't disprove me.

You're right.
Let's go ahead and kill ourselves.

Oh, alright.
You first though.

No, you go first.

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Lethal farts?

SMELL THAT AIR

>Win a lottery
>Can't even get a hyper cell for it
>Borg laments how I promised him a hyper cell but couldn't deliver even with over 54k

You can stunlock with super+toxic fart until you give them a space drugs OD

>Two of my statements became file names
You spoil me.
Why didn't we try cloning the clown first?

Apparently, the clown got locked up and then farted the security officer into a wall.

I was actually that officer, He took me to crit but didnt actually manage to kill me.

He did give me fucking liver damage though and the doctor nearly killed me again trying to fix it

>be clown
>shit around for a few, do clown things
>slip some people
>in arrivals for some reason
>Surgeon arrives, slip him, take his ID, he goes ballistic
>break into medbay and attempt to make space lube but get pushed over by a Gray and have to run for my life
>run into space
>nearly freeze
>use the ID as a projectile to Third Law my way back to the station
>hide out in the locker for a bit until I can run again
>shoes now make laser sounds and I have incredibly powerful farts
>shoes begin to scream sometime later
>everyone is fucking after me by this point
>eventually get apprehended
>fart two sec officers into the wall on two separate occasions
>toxic myself to death in the process
>station descends into insanity because the Honkmother intervenes
>through massive shit find myself alive
>main hall detonates so I have shit for blood and fucked lungs
>Janitor gets ultra pissed when I steal his cart and valids me
>get back up and do it again
Great round to clown.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw Theme of Honk

>pomf's depression has caused him to get more involved in adminning and coding for the server
no...
not like this...

So you'd rather me be mister server from the sidelines again?

why did he get banned

wat did play do I missed it

*plap

what was his staticname?

Johnson Nugget

why did he bite the curb

I hate Elon Musk physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chris Chan disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does in the game is therapeutic.

tldr

Thanks for sharing?
If I'm timid IRL and also just mostly neutral in game does that make me timid for real or am I also just pretending to gain the pity of others? Would it be better to be fully arrogant or fully timid, all other things being equal? You know, for roleplaying.

>be clowned on shift after shift
>finally go to irl work
>atleast theres no clowns here
>walk in
>fucking niggles the clown painting on the wall

I fucking cant escape the honk

I would tell you to not self-insert or create alternate versions of your own personality. Try method-acting something completely different.

Do boots stack if I get two different types?

Colonial marines is fun

>people still take only AP
playing medic is pain

>90% of every Marine's injuries is friendly fire

Yesterday we had someone treat down a crowded maint tunnel firing AP as they went

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still, inevitably, a couple decades later, pic related

>Get shot with AP
>Get captured by aliens soon afterwards

It's okay

Hey pomf, nexis, I was trying out the custom strike teams button in secrets, what do I use for the landmark prompt? Where do I find the list of all the landmarks to use?

How come plapatin gets banned for being underage but sawbones doesn't?

Sawbones doesnt go above and beyond to be obnoxiously autistic in ooc

Link proofs of underage

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Because he's a meatclub.

>guy who gets valided by a malf AI, rages and respawns as a derelict mommi to teleport plasmafire onto the main station as revenge
>got permabanned a day after his successful appeal for nonantag murder?
colour me surprised

I got you senpai.

>12
That guy looks like 24

this is the real reason.

>has stated multiple times that his brother is "special"
>expects us to believe that he got the good genes and didn't get none of that.

>He has the Chris Chan disease
I don't know why but that made me laugh

sorry for cheating smile

He's some next level of attention whoring like holy fuck nobody fucking cares about how you were autistic for 14 years stop talking about it

Yes, so why didn't he get banned but plapatin did?

>that terrible feeling of jewishness you have after some of the crew gets massacred by the syndie bus and you waltz in and steal all the syndie bodies the crew killed and sell all the gear back to them before any of them notice that you did

How much would a remake have to be finished before you would switch to it?

Finished/10
I'm getting a refund if you early access me bro

Paid yeah but what about a free version

>help kill the syndies
>have to buy my loot back

Side note but do energy shields only reflect laser weaponry? Because two shielded syndies got absolutely smashed by the scattershot

How, I thought syndies exploded on death

I'm getting a refund if you early access me bro

They're mobs not the ops.
Also, ops have everything to remove implants on their shuttle you little metafaggot

Nevermind, bus squad. My bad.

Yes but what if it costs $0.00

I am refunding $20.00 you filthy scammer

Everyone knows nuke ops explode when they die/deathgasp, it's not metagay

Yes but what if that $20.00 was discounted 100% to $0.00, would you play it?

No, and I would claim a refund for $20.00 to compensate me for the mental traumas inflicted by it.

You cant refund the full amount when you get a discounted price

Security being able to issue tickets for minor things like littering, loitering, not having an ID on, etc when?

Dunno, where's your PR user?

I'll review it and merge it right now if you link it.

>expecting me not to be lazy and beg people to do it for me

Ex-shitty game content designer here, looking to get started fucking around with spess coding, thinking chaplain content.
What sort of content would you like to see that doesnt require admin intervention to do?