/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

>tfw playing mh1

>teostra 1-8: no gems
>teostra 9: 2 gems (still need 2 more webbings)
>teostra 10: 2 gems
>teostra 11: 1 gem

I haven't kept up. Last time I checed the only thing I had on it was the dude in the original trailer doing the full auto fire thing while walking, it made me a little wary. Link?

Come play the best MH, user!

it didn't let me :(

It's in the fucking OP

world is going to be perfect

Oops
Wonder if the autofire thing replaces siege mode or if it's some sorta other special thing that recharges with damage dealt or something.

>event chameleos with OHKO poison breath

Built in ammo that builds up over time and is weapon dependent. There's no more siege mode and melee attack according to the button prompts.

Anjanath! shilling my drawing

where's the wings

Spectral obliterator or lightbreak twins?

Why not?

Breast slider for World!

Only if we get a height slider and a thigh slider

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Jiggle physics is what's more important.

What about butt sliders?

Cute slightly upturned nose sliders for World!

Do you have a nose fetish, user?

Nah, I just think it's cute.
And it was the first non-standard cute body part slider concept I could think of.

What the fuck. Did they model this off a cafeteria jello?

I don't get it.

>yfw breast size actually matters and tig ol bitties consume more stamina, get tired faster, etc, and thus shitters get away from them

Imagine being able to tell shitter from competent player just for the size of their tits

I love jellos

At least here it sort of seems like something besides the tits is moving.

Cheval has gone too far.

why are western devs allergic to making these sorts of things for their games?

Reminder to kill all monsters!

They are all USELESS

>Killing
>Not capturing so they can be hauled away and vivisected

for some reason it's an sjw controlled job environment

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>have to decide between PC version and playing with my normie friends on PS4

I thought by quitting Generations I could be free of 30 fps...

>need a Zinogre Jasper
>got two and one plate

We're the only friends you need, user

reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/6njb6a/random_hunter_in_mhx_says_mhxx_west_version/
desperation is seeping in

Everybody have played the stupid game, can we stop pretending that we want it?

Not me.

I want a localized version.

Yes, you have.

Fuck user, science is important but capturing is a pain in the ass and killing with reckless abandon is just so addictive.

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I've hunted 12 rathian doing a los+ian quest in FU, figuring that I might have a better chance at rathian rubies for this quest in particular. Got a sweet rathalos ruby to show for my efforts even though I don't bother capping or tailcutting him.

>alcohol fetal syndrome slider plz

you can stop pretendin its cool to not want it now, your in the actual MHG

Turns out no gays allowed. Weird place to enforce it but there you go.

No, my 3ds is not hacked yet. I don't want do it.

You should it

Are you telling me, it's what Iwata would want?

No, I'm saying you should it.

Name 1 (ONE) reason Zerureusu shouldn't permanently replace Rathalos.

Handhelds can't handle it.

its gay

>deviantart, the monster

But i didn't post Glavenus or Astalos?

delete this

We already have once frontier cancer monster. We don't need two.

I can't, because there isn't a legitimate one.

Wait scratch that, they already did.

But Frontier is on Vita. Besides MHW is on consoles

>watch gameplay
>Monsters kill each other
Why even hunt. Only item I'll need is popcorn

For what purpose? XX is a shitty game anyway.

Because should it?

this game will devolve into pokemon esque fighting. mark this down boys

Just like now I'm just letting my cats do all the work

Looks fucking autistic and has an autistic name

Too hard for mainline.
They'd have to remember more than 5 moves.

what the fuck I love airpods now?

Has anyone figured out the MV or damage value of the LBG's Charge Shot HA?

It seems like it's doing some decent damage, but I can't tell...

>v. hollow
Cancer in map form.

>Anything 4U map is cancer in map form
Ftfy. The inly redeemable map in 4U are perfect GQ map without ledges and caves.

Surprisingly it doesn't bother me half as much as everyone else. I do hate Area 4 A. Steppe though.

I just spent all day at a Bastille Day festival thing and met a lot of French people who weren't the slightest bit rude or incompetent. So why are all the frogs online such garbage to be around? What is it about Monster Hunter that brings out the worst in them?

MH GOT BTFO

>big U shape with lava in the center
>cave with huge pillars that turn the area into narrow corridors
>slopes, ledges, and lava
>H shape with two narrow bridges connecting the sides

Every single V. Hollow area that you mainly fight monsters on is such trash.
And they decided to bring it back for who knows what reason.

>Tumblr meets MH:The Game

>diversity is bad
you're 100% right

>diversity is our strength
>our strength to getting fucked in the ass by brown people and not scream.

>Cats
>Useful
Hunter are you fighting that monster? Lol I'm taking a cat nap?
This health horn is of great use to dead people
Need a taunt? Nah, you don't need to heal yourself that badly

those poor devs and backers must be on suicide watch

>Implying people aren't already making delicious chocolate characters
Shit taste.

Saw a brown female hunter with lighter hair (I think silver or white or something) wearing I think mainly Alatreon armor. That looked really good.

>remember gunner from 4u
>she never noticed you

MH brings out the worst in everyone but frenchies are more susceptible to ego inflation at early hunter ranks making them impatient, rude, and always spam "GO". I sold my 3ds but the last hunt I did had a faguette constantly spamming my name after only being in the room for 20 seconds.

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I want to be her Dad

>tfw almost no lewds and the ones she has aren't very good.

I wish Yukumo chief had more porn.