/wotg/ - World of Tanks General

Stay dead: Electric Boogaloo 2 edition

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>Where do I look up tanks?
tanks.gg/wot/
>How do I find people to platoon with?
Ask in the Veeky Forums channel

>Want to do clan stuff?
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Looks like a porta potty on tracks :^)

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>LT day
>t49
>battle starts
>get tracked by an allied m41gf because I'm faster

you lazy bastard

What, you don't like shitting in safety.
Fuck outta here.

DED

>shitting in safety.

Pleb, you don't shit at all when on the battlefield.
True men eat some MREs and worry about the clogging when they are done fighting

>HE shell and chill and CDC gives you this look

its the little things that keep you playing

True dat, I also did near 700 dmg to that poor fuck
>WE GRILLE NUMBERS NOW

anyone happen to have milkym4n's fv215b->chieftain model swap mod?

>he/se is ok with putting his asshole through hell
>think he/se might just be a cheap whore
Have fun with that.

>Be me t49
>go kamikaze to reds
>spot and die
>Go to garage take bulldog, repeat
>Mission complete in 2 min
>take profit, done for today

The O-Ho is such a clunky piece of scrap. Why do I enjoy playing it so much.

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I fucking love this tank, the new matchmaking means you barely ever see even tier 5s

>last tank on sale is the Löwe
fucking knew it

>WZ-132-1
>prius pens my turret frontally but my APCR bounces off his

bump

because it's a meme

>tfw your paper med gets bullied by a Centurion shooting HESH

I hate this game so badly. The only thing that motivates me is the marathon event. The mission today was so painful. World of Cunts is the anti thesis to fun.

isn't it just play 3 matches?

>The mission today was so painful
>tanks in the queue:
>heavies:65
>mediums:45
>tank destroyers:30
>SPG:12
>light tanks: number that represents your moms weight

>The mission today was so painful
i know right, spotting 10 tanks in as many games as you want is truely too much to ask for

7/1 having HESH as it's premium shell is one of the best things about the tank.

But it was an Action X.

No, I don't have a light tank and every other shitcunt is driving one in every game. Always 2 slow 2 spot.

>2 slow 2 spot

Spotted the yellow.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whatcha gonna do, faggot?

give you a right spanking.

>T-54
>5k damage
>4 kills
>1.2k exp
>1st class

that's what I get for playing balanced tanks

Something, something. Jew did this.

>I just wanted to post a gif cause bikes.

This prototype, when?

>you can only use the frontal gun

>tier 5, premium tank

do you have the "deal with it" version where he just takes off into the sky?

>turn left or right
>track immediately snaps

Well considering that WG is gonna add this thing and a bunch of French superheavies, a Russian line can't be that far off.

Why does this always happen when I try to continue the Chieftain grind.

Sadly no, only got two Veeky Forums deal with it gifs.

>Glory IS-5
>Centennial
>Fatherland
>Snakebite
>Champion
lol console wot is a meme

>image macros
>with watermarks
>unironically
this is what the general has come to

>SEAmonkeys
>anime tanks
>yellow shitters

>not having ~500€ worth of tenky tanks

Image macros are proud Veeky Forums heritage.

fuck, wrong screenshot

>giving 500€ to a belorussian toaster software developer
whoooweeee

yeah but they got overused
just like ragecomics
i dont have a problem with image macros if they are on point and humorous but they cant be used for everything
same as with greentext
ofc this is very subjective but image macros with watermarks were very rare in the /wotg/ i came to know when it was still alivealthough it pretended to be dead

tfw completing ht15 after literally a fucking year because lel no heavy tank lines researched at all

>bounced same tiger 5 times
Wehrboos and e-honor go toe to toe I see

The Caernarvon isn't that bad, just stick with it. I had a second mark by the time I unlocked the top gun. The grind really slows down on the Conqueror. I figured you would have the Chieftain before me since I remember you starting it like a month or two before I did.

>The Caernarvon isn't that bad
I know. It's just the teams as usual. The weak alpha is also a bit disheartening.
>I figured you would have the Chieftain before me since I remember you starting it like a month or two before I did.
Yeah. Other games and RL stuff. You know how it goes.

How? They're just tanks with free permanent camo.
>IS-5
>Chieftain/T95
>IS-3A
>Light tank cromwell
>Warcrime Panther


What's the fucking difference between m8? I actually like that most premiums look cool instead of just having bland factory paint.

Which one /wotg/ ? Instant gratification but inferior aesthetics with obj.140 or worse performance but hope for future buffs with t-62 ?

140 because top of the tree (crew exp buffs + sale)
then T-62A

>T-62A
>inferior
oh please

It has a smidge better gunhandling, but the obj 140 with the proposed buffs to the turret beats it in every other category.

The slightly better speed/depression/handling are only relevant in clanwars. T-62A is a better pub tank since it doesn't constantly burn/get ammoracked from the front.

love that HESH, it's a true equalizer, I once consistently used it to ben the turret of an e100 from the side as it engaged another tier 9 medium at close range, killing it in around 4 shots

t62a because looks are everything

but that happens to the t62 aswell, both have the same module layout

If I stack event and reserve crew exp bonusses, are they multiplicative or additive?

additive

You've convinced me, T-62 it is.

welcome to us hipsters

>get drunk
>play t-54

it just works

>play t54
>get stalingrad
>mastery time

I finally two marked the Conqueror. This is second tank I've two marked before getting an ace.

Ikv 65 is surprisingly comfy after the horrors of the gun on the 103.

103 is the roadblock on that line, its smooth sailing from here on out

Guys, I just goyed up paid gold to free XP past the stock M103. Did I just commit a cardinal sin or is it acceptable in such extreme cases?

who cares, it's your money
I paid to skip to the 90mm on the T29 since I got to it from the jumbo

>all the scouts go the same way, leaving an entire flank to get invisishot to pieces

>all your scouts are suicide platoons

I hate this so much that when I play scouts I fill the holes even if I usually hate playing that flank

Playing the game at all in its current state is too much to ask for. I'm literally only doing these in case the game unfucks itself one day, and then taking another 3 month break.

that was never a prototype nor a project nor even some engineer's absurd idea, it's just some story some guy made up

Obviously.

Why do I have more fun in my tier 9 tanks than my tier 10 tanks?

you see more lower tiers

Because a lot of tier 10 tanks give very minor improvements if at all on their tier 9 counterparts, but everything is far more dependent on you doing well and costs are considerably higher.

BIAs 4 life

When the driver of the Edelweiss dies, Welkin yells "Isara!" That's a really nice touch that I can't believe I'm only just noticing.
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Why VC tanks? Why not GuP tanks? I still can't comprehend it. Was it licensing issues or something?

sony is shilling out marketing bucks to promote the new Valkyria game
GuP has no marketing bucks

maybe expect something when the movies start to come out at the end of this year since they have done tie ins before (GuP premiums on console, official modpack on PC)

>the movies
Wait. We get more than one final installment?

>A six-part theatrical anime series has been announced, with the first film premiering in Japan in December 9, 2017.

Shit. I've been out of the loop for too long.

>sony is shilling out marketing bucks to promote the new Valkyria game


It has nothing to do with that. It's because the VC tanks are original tank designs whereas the GuP tanks would be reskins of tanks already in the game. There's one GuP tank on console and it's garbage because it's just a reskinned PansyWagon IV that doesn't even come with a special crew. You just get some German bloke.

are you implying they want to avoid selling reskinned tanks?
/tips tiger 131
/tips pudel

>are you implying they want to avoid selling reskinned tanks?


I said nothing of the sort. A reskinned GuP tank would literally only be appealing to fans of the anime whereas the VC tanks have broader appeal because they aren't just reskins. People who have never played or heard of VC might still want to play them because they get a whole new tank instead of just some shit from the tech tree with a gay paintcoat.

Also Otto Carius' Tiger.

>a gay paintcoat.
A cell-shaded gay paintcoat.

>hit t6 with td brit line
>lots of people using gold

woah I'm about to quit, why does this shit even exist

Better quit now then. It only gets worse from there.

i only got the $10 pack so yeah this is some mobile game shit

why does this game attract disabled people?

This person has the same ability to hit the "battle" button as any of us and end up on our team. Why? Why can't there be a "you need to have this WR to go to the next tier" limit?

because then there'd be even more people spamming panzer B2 and t67 platoons

>20% RNG
>+2/-2MM
>balanced tanks comrade)))
>gold rounds