Daily Bike Thread /dbt/

>120 queen faces for one thing
>Full service + carb cleaning, new sprocket installation and new tire costs me 170 on the exact same bike
Do I smell London?

It's not that hard, do it yourself.

That's another SR

they're olympic

>Changing spark plugs and brake pads with a friend today

It's going to be a good day, lads.

posting best girl

>tfw had rear drum break pad changed at dealership because it looked like way too much work to be worth doing myself

> heh do you like yamaha?
> me too i love yamaha isn't it great that we both love yamaha.
> i love riding my yamaha
> yamaha is cool :3
> show me your yamaha?
> what size is your yamaha?
> i don' t have any pictures of my bike right now for reasons.

DBT these days.

it's literally taking off the rear tire

I just do not understand why people are so averse to turning wrenches.

just get a yamaha and join the yamily, brother :^)

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I don't have a stand, or jack, or other help, or real tools really. Spark plugs, oil/air filters, oil changes, chain maintenence, etc. I do fine. I'd have to lay the bike down to take any tires off.

I post plenty of pics sir

how hard is it to buy a stand and a jack? they're not that expensive on amazon.

>get in crash, slipped on oil on the on ramp
>paramedics are called because i cant stand on my right foot
>they arrive
>tell them it's my foot
>they proceed to fucking cut up and tear my $600 jacket when i repeatedly told them fucking not to

FUCK

YOU

Your fault for not literally observing every atom for imperfections on the road of your journey before heading out

Except it's neither.

Your fault for not just taking the jacket off when they started looking at it.

Had my A2 licence for two years now so i can get the normal A licence this summer.
Looking to get a 600 to accommodate that, looking to get either a daytona 650 or a yamaha r6.
Yall have any opions about them?

TAKE OF YOU DAMN JACKET!
I saved my helmet my tacking it off when I crashed.

>My foots the only thing wrong
>But for some unknown reason I'm incapable of just taking the jacket off when they start to move to cut it off
>Implying paramedics give a shit about your clothing when all they're paid and trained to care about is making sure you don't die

People don't realise they're injured all the time

>tfw no cub

Sue
Why would you get a 600?
You're already going for retarded power, get a liter

Why didn't you just ask them not do fucking cut it you spoon?

>repeatedly told them not to

learn to fucking read

there's no way i would win.

it was cold outside. i had no idea they were going to cut it off of me. THEY HAD NO NEED TO.

This just reminded my of a story of mine

>ride mountain bikes with brother
>brother has fall and snaps hand off internally
>just skin and ligaments holding hand on
>he was wearing my MTB gloves at the time
>they were kinda shitty and old and I wanted new ones anyway
>paramedic comes and says he'll have to cut them off
>say sarcastically "oh no I'll just have to buy some nice new ones!"
>paramedic takes it literally and decides to carefully pull them off instead
>brother was in agony because of this
>mfw

>learn to fucking read

Yeah okay I'm retraded

It's okay friend
Kek

I want a "sporty" dualsport with around 600 cc what are my options? age is not a matter.

I want my bike to fucking WORK

Fix it

You forgot:
>I am gay faggot

I am literally the most pathetic human alive and it wasn't for intensive care I would forget how to breathe let alone be able to fix my BIKE WHICH WON'T WORK

kys wr tuv when

KTM 690, Honda XR650R, Husqvarna 610

Even a monkey can fix a bike

I have literally dynsome drome

>dynsome drome
How the fuck did Google make that "Down syndrome"?

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no you guys bullied me last time

I wont bully you unless you are rasputin

rasputin is just trying his best dont be mean

I've seen Rasputin's cock

I fucking hate these ugly streetfighters with their retarded headlights and edgy angles

Who thought they were a good idea?

Nobody cares, user

Best place to put action cam? Side or front of helmet? or on baiku

chin makes it look like you're going the fastest

Nobody cares, user.

cheerios

Muh bike

...

How do people ride naked bikes? I'm getting lessons on a cbf 500 but I hate my life when I get above 80 km/h.

Fuck the wind, do people ride naked bikes ironically?

Get rid of that plate holder, put on bar-ends, lose the windscreen

>Install windscreen
Done

literally never been an issue and i'm a twink
how thin is your neck?

>says nothing about GIANT muffler
Kek

>weak necked beta faggot

>tri-spoke wheels
yucky

I'd say "at least it's not the original one" but yeah, that is pretty bad. Fucking thiccc

Might want to put on a Black Widow like here

I've only ridden naked bikes. I've been blown onto the otherside of the road before into an oncoming car and had to lean as hard as I could as my bike violently shook in the wind.

Almost dying and have a shit awful riding experience is the fun of being poor and affording shit bikes

My grorious Nippon MT-25

This is my first bike and actually I think 36 HP and 22,6 Nm Tork will be enough for me for a way long time. I love the accelaration on this little & cheap thing

I wanted to remove the windscreen, but it's bolted to the headlight cover, not the mount. And it looks awful with 4 big screws sticking out.

Short stubby exhausts look like ass.

>short stubby exhaust look like ass
I disagree

lol I commute up to about 100mph on a naked, average speed is 70mph.

You need good high quality gear.

No, that horsecock muffler of yours looks like ass, thicc ass, and not in a good way. It looks like it's resting on the rear turn signal. Also, redo the rear turn signals. And those pizza-plates you have in the front too.

>TFW I realize I don't have a single picture of my hornet with the slipon
I gotta wash it and grab some before it snows all over

nah he's right they're pretty garbo

Just don't turn your head while going above 70mph.

Disagree

In the end, I still prefer larger ones, so deal with it.

Why do you want the '14 Grom instead of a newer one?

noice
bike

You ever ride one of the V2's? I'm curious how well they compare

How fast can a 36hp go? I'm looking to get my A2 licence but don't want something that won't be able to overtake on the motorway

You prefer them because you want to defend your shit purchase because you'd rather lie to and cheat yourself than let anyone tell you you're wrong. Not much of a man, are you, namefag? I bet you wear glasses.

Thanks mane, I haven’t but I’d love to try one, especially the gen 1.

I haven't hit the top speed with my bike yet, however people on youtube hit 180 km/h with this model.

So far I was able to dodge everything in city traffic with it. Accelaration is still better than many cars out there.

Here a top speed ride with MT-03

youtube.com/watch?v=e5m3E9dnRgk

pretty impressive for a glorified scooter

POST ONE NICE THING YOU SAW ON TODAY'S RIDE

bruh i like the windscreen, keep it.

Lol someone got mad I discarded their opinion.

we can swap bikes if you want :^)

realistically depends on your goals. I personally don't like extra shit on my helmet, If you're looking for general footage you might wanna put it where it'll get best views. Conversely if you're wearing it to record incase someone hits you, might want to put it somewhere where the viewpoint isn't so fixed.

...nah I’m good.

Your exhaust looks gay

So what?

Also, samefag?

When will ze germans let Ducati make tastefull streetbikes again?

Your exhaust is gay. Get a better one.

2 chromed cucumbers for exhausts

looks like crap

Instillation is only $15 user, why would I bother?

Also, I get free instillation of my tires at my car tire place, so it isn't a real necessity.