"Merry Christmas, honey! I got these for your car because they would make it look sooo cute :3"

Wat. I've only been called a fag twice, by the same two 15 year olds with their pants around their knees.

i mean do you buddy.....

Do I know the muffin man?

Be thankful that I have someone in my life who cares enough about me to give me a gift.

thanks mom

>instructions in spanish
Lel

No joke, until my holiday last year I honestly pictured the US as being 40% black, 40% mexican and like a small enclave of super rich whites who were out of touch with all the "cool" POC. Weird how the media does that.

...

>"Aw thanks honey but I don't think this will work on my frameless windows, we can put it on your car instead though!"

"I think you're mistaking me for someone else."

>I knew that silly!
>that's why I bought this glue!
>I already put a pair on your car using this glue!
>I glued these directly onto the painted surfaces of your car honey!
>also I dented your trunk lid
>and Tyrone is coming over later