Motorcycle master race

How can cages even compete?

>oil leak
>not a Harley

Boi I tell you what...

by surviving a 1mph impact

>not owning both a baiku and a truck
Sad!

*rains*
tough luck kiddo

Well, this is awkward.

op on suicide watch

I don't get it. Why (((our overlords))) choose not to apply MUH SAFETY restrictions to the bikes? Where are the airbags and all that shit? Why bikes have no electronic cuckoldry like cars now do? How can this be possible?

>implying i ever used seatbelts in my life

Please don't give them any ideas. I like riding an engine with wheels with little to no safety requirements