/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>change map banning to remove rng
>flip a coin

rofl

There are like 5 sites that still allow you to bet skins and have for years. Fucking idiot.

I want to protect that smile.

Fuck you.

lol g2 super noobs

>s1mple ace
FUCKING WHAT

>s1mple statpadding v pistols

this is supposed to be the best player??

stats > everything

279 ADR

>the state of seized

>guardian
lmoa

>deag vs rifle and awp
>deag win

uhmmmmmmmm
gotards?!?!??!?

>send simple to china
>have him cloned
>replace seized with clone simple
>win every major

s1mple will carry his team to semis

s1mple should honestly try to main awp for a bit

ughh
g2?!??!

nice coin flip frenchcucks

s1mple is better with awp than Guardian

>seized 39 adr
lol
guess who's gonna get the boot after this major

umm gotv ppl can u wait 3-4 minutes before posting so u dont spoil things for ppl watching on twitch? ty

>simple 500 adr
hmm i wonder why

>literally get baited into overpass
just pick nuke you cucks, navi didn't even know you couldn't save on b if bomb is planted a during pro league 3 months ago

he's the igl

SUPER TEAM

I bet on Na'Vi not getting to 13 rounds.. I'm still good..

aimbot

You could see his aim jittering just there when he was boosted and tried to shoot someone in hut, it's what happens when you try and pull your mouse away but are still holding your aimkey.

>Superteam
>Without Scream
>Without Ex6
>Both kicked out for the sake of muh feelings and comfy atmosphere
French teams are cancer, third french shuffle WHEN?

Hacks stopped working after halftime?
Timeout soon to check mouse drivers?

no i meant that simple and edward are going ham, there isnt much seized has to do. he had like 2 duels that he lost the entire CT half

He did the same thing on the legendary B Cache play when he jumped down. He does that a lot

are you retarded or just underage?

kys

probably underaged MGE

he has high sensitivity for a pro
also the pros don't hack, valve enables hacks for them during certain rounds to build up their storyline

I've been watching his gotv pov and he's clearly using cheats. He's got brazilian levels of "gamesense"

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY PEEK

Everybody knows s1mple is a cheater, hes double no scope on fnatic was the biggest bullshit ever, after he kills them the aim even locks on headshot level above Krimz's dead body

>t. dumb underage kids who have never used cheats and don't know what to look for

stupid slav dumbshits

>t. retarded cuck

Not an argument.

>t. redditurd younger than counter-strike

CIS shuffle when?
Leave flipside alone
Get JR and Mir out of Vega
- Siezed - Guardian

why peek

Also not an argument.

:(((((

the owner of starladder said one's happening after the major
guardian s1mple flamie zeus adren ez

why are the slavniggers throwing so hard?

why not

NBK is so fuckin consistently good
He's not like aggro like Shox is in his gameplay but he still gets the rifle kills every time

because the bomb was tapped

I'd expect this shit to happen in cobble to go to overtime to get people more drops but overpass?

>simple adr for t: 157
>simple adr for 6 rounds of ct: 4
toggled off

>n-n-nobody cheats!
>s1mple's shake aim is just his high sens!
Slap your mother for not aborting you two

>less than 0.5 sec to peek
>minimum 5 sec to defuse
>peek 1 second after tap

xddd !!!

Zues wouldn't go back to na'vi.

Seriously, Hellraisers, F3, Navi, Gambit and Vega could make two or three seriously intimidating teams.

What are you talking about? I know he cheats

they peeked after 3 secs

is fnatica dead now?

>meta flash

kennys looks like that kind of skinny guy with a big cock

why don't you go to valve or pgl with proof?
or just fuck off to reddit

Imagine how shit it feels to be s1mple. He always dreamed of playing with his heros in Navi, gets an offer and drops everything in America to come home and meet his heros, half a year later and you're still carrying.

>he thinks they aren't in on it
>he thinks valve wants their house of cards to collapse

pennyS

latest script revision says they'll go 3-1 in groups, then beat c9, astralis and sk in the playoffs

Ever heard of VAC? Lol noob

>Telling me to go to plebbit when they are the ones most deluded into thinking pros nowadays are pure
Fucking braindead prick, ''hurr durr go to plebbit xdd'' you don't even know what you are talking about, I bet you follow CS since 2016 you waste of sperm

oh, it's that talk again

>VAC
>the (((anti-cheat))) that allowed linux cheats for 5 straight years
>good
lmao

>panicking and not planting

lmao

>Navi letting the game drag a bit so more skines will drop

Truly our guys.

>thinking he was serious
you cant be older than 15
okay, so what will you do about it?

Haha losing against a full eco. Good shit frenchies. There goes my money.

>seized
>6 kills
>after 26 rounds
what?

please don't spoil english twitch viewers
thanks for understanding

he's the only one not cheating
t. redditurd

They're doing it on the wrong map though
They need to go to 100 rounds in cobble

I'm watching English twitch too, I just know our guys.

ok navi thanks for all the skines time to toggle

>tfw you get an absolutely disgusting prefire one tap on a guy in matchmaking and you have to make peace with the fact that a jury of gold nova shitters might very well take away your skines

>not a single drop all day

>double awp t side

is this viable?

>tfw no drop in the last 5 majors

Nothing, because I have no love for the scene anymore, jews and subhuman newfags like you ruined everything

what cs go player you think has the biggest cock?
I

I'm pretty sure I would be doing better than seized and I'm gold nova

siezed getting carried on flamies fucking back

5 awp strats when

>never cheat
>watch replay of your random mm game
>you're aimlocking though the wall pretty often
bbbbbut that means cheats

why is the stream so far behind ebot?