/utg/ - Undertale general

Wow fucking rekt you have completely convinced me that only kool kids murder.

For later consumption? That's one way to keep em fresh I guess.

But Jerry has slayed Toriel's pusspuss

Must be a very small man. Goats are not exactly strong mounts.

Don't worry, my tabletop group will eventually put a stop to this annoying mastermind!

My heroes!

Hiding under Tori's robe and pleasuring her!

Hiding under Gerson's robe and playing tic-tac-toe!

But he forgot to put air holes on them so they died and all that remains is their souls.

That's close enough enough to murder.

>they died
No, they didn't. If someone lost a leg, would you say they died? They just had a full-body amputation.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

No!

This. None of the kids were cis, so Asgore helped them with their problem. If they didn't like it they could reset, so this was fully consensual.

The spider being a renowned linguist!
Heptapods landing viewing mirrors on the surface for communication!
The army being unable to communicate!
The spider being recruited for translation!
The spider discovering the Heptapods' script!
The spider seeing it's two-dimensional!
The spider realizing the Heptapods don't think chronologically in terms of cause and effect!
The spider internalizing the alien language!
The spider seeing her life as an orderless whole where free will is exercised to fit the future that was already known!
The spider adopting a fatalistic view!
The spider rationalizing tragedies and bad decisions as desirable so she doesn't have to abandon the illusion of free will!

what a lovely day
I would say
if summer
would go away

But can the Spider help me calm down!? Today has been shit irl.

can't you just I dunno, stab summer?

Preach it, user.

strawpoll.me/13445625

if only it were that easy
would've been the youngest murderer if I could've
if only I could spread the word, the evil summer might be banished forever

I always picture Mercy as a vagina and fight as a penis.

Gonna protect this smile

Act as tits and ass as items?

Reminder that the mushroom in Tem village is a metaphor for genocide route Sans

Be careful, mate.

With those words, you can trigger both the sjws of Tumblr and the rightwing-sjws here.

indeed

What's with all the falseflagging today?

>Chara is dead
Might as well say Asriel is dead too while you're at it.

But he is.

Chara's a lot deader than Asriel.

Asriel got beaten, stabbed and possibly shot to death, even powered up.

Chara was practically shitting and puking their guts out.

I'll leave you to decide which is the worse death.

You keep posting this
It's not even relevant here
Are you ok

Asriel gets better regardless of what route you take. Chara stays nothing but a rotting corpse in every ending but, the non-canon to edgelords, genocide.

genocide is literally the intended final ending

Nah

Only for people who can't let go - although that would be soulless pacifist, actually.

I told you before and I will tel you again! It is a fact! That won't ever change!
That movie wasn't too great. Interesting concept and twist at the end, but it felt like it dragged on too much and the ending was underwhelming.
The spider using her ability to see the future to help those in need!
The world becoming a better place!
Of course! Just think of the spider and what the spider would do! The spider's cuteness brings happiness to anything it touches!
Relax and remember that tomorrow will likely be better. Whatever happened cannot be changed, so there's no point in worrying about it anymore. Instead, try to fix it if possible and learn from it so it won't happen again.
Without a doubt!

What

Toby made it clear in the Q&A that he considers the canon ending to be TP.
I'll trust the creators opinion over some edge lord on the internet

>considering the tumblr canon
that means you believe in Gaster too

Gaster literally appears in the game my man.

Even if the events in the Q&A weren't canon (they are) it shows that Toby at least considers it the true ending that he builds future content around.

My post is mostly based on the original written story, which if you pay close attention doesn't involve time travel. It just presents an alternative subjective way of viewing the world, without that way of thinking giving you superpowers. It's interesting, but if you mix it with the bit at the end of the movie version where having a child was claimed to be worth it, you can end up with scary fatalistic rationalizing.
I really enjoyed the movie, just because of how little it fucks up. The science talk is sensible. The computer interfaces are realistic and relevant. Talking to aliens takes months of relatively boring hard work and trial and error. People use the sensible option of a boom lift instead of something "cool". The army is neither villainous nor super amazing. The main character gets involved because she's good enough and happened to have clearance, not because she's the best linguist in the world or whatever.

reminder that its canon that Asgore enjoys internet memes

reminder that its canon that Asgore is completely aware of what he's doing and Alphys' reaction is the intended effect

reminder that its canon that Toriel is a drunk who hates gays and that she had Sans help her burn down Alphys and Undynes home killing Alphys in the process so that Undyne had no choice but to date and marry Papyrus so that his little bro wouldn't be a virgin anymore

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Art though a wintereth personeth?

But Alphys is alive and well in this picture

only in wintereth my true self wakes
and thou?

>/utg/ attempting to speak the King's English

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Thats Monster Kid

Whomst'd've thrusted thine misgivings upon one sucheth as mineself?

rolecall

I want to move to Alaska. The thought of snowy roads is terrifying, though.

Asriel/Flowey dualfag, here.

SRITRfag

Get thee gone, cur.

Lo, even the most capricious zephyr hath more design than thee. Pray tell, what hath deluded thee so? Peradventure in thy naivete and foolish imagination, thou didst think thyself wise. Methinks that perhaps thou art full of new wine. Judgest thou carefully on this matter? I troth not. A blot and blemish thou hast been. Quit herewith, and rid us of thine foolishness.

A pox upon thee and thy house

Somewhere like Alaska but with a good internet connection would be nice.

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reaction pics?
reaction pics

I still really hate Toriel

That's why you like Soriel instead.

Why would I like a good character like Sans being dragged down by a shitty one like Toriel?

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this ones a classic

I want to keep Burgerpants on my lap

But then you'd wind up in Scandinavia. Unless Greenland has really good internet and I've never heard about it.

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Thank you

All of Toriel's flaws work perfectly when she's Sans. Sans is just as shitty of a caretaker as she is.

Stop responding to the ban evader.

Oh are you talking about some kind of swap AU? I don't follow those because I don't see them as having a real point.

Goat

Children

are dead

So does Goat Frisk appeal to people that don't like Asriel but want a cute goat kid for Toriel and or Asgore or is it just a pedo furry thing because they want a girl goat to molest?

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Just think of all AUs as an avenue for porn. Because you sure as hell aint reading them for the plot.

I think it's combining two cute things to make a really cute thing.

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>that massive rainbow vomit abomination
>the two pokemon
>the humanized sans
>the death sans
>the sans with a gem
>the W.D. Fagster
good god why are there so many

Because TUMBLR loves Sans, and actually the current most popular fetish amongst gay men and a decent amount of women is the dadbody build.

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>and actually the current most popular fetish amongst gay men and a decent amount of women is the dadbody build.
What does this have to do with Sans? Despite the dumb daddy memes around here Sans isn't bara at all

>good god why are there so many
>so many
oh user...

That picture is almost a year old. Think about how many there are now.

Oh. I was unaware the movie was based on a written story. That's neat.
I agree with you on your points. It was pretty realistic in the sense of what would likely happen if aliens were to arrive on earth. It's just that as a movie it was not very engaging.
Any time.

I say this because Tumblr makes Sans into a daddy figure 99.999% of the time, guaranteed.

desu sans seems more like a shortstack to me

this is coming from someone who balks at sexualizing the skeletons

>that massive rainbow vomit abomination
You mean Asriel's boss fight?