Who do you want to reach the finals and who actually will?
I want He-Man Herc but it's going to be Herne and Urist
Asher Baker
HE-MAN VS HERCULE
I NEED IT
James Foster
Gourd.
Jaxson Carter
I'd be fine with Urist or He-Man, they're both fun fighters. I want Herc to win his matchup.
Jaxon Gonzalez
I hope He-man and Hercule win, so it'll be two legends fighting against each other.
But realistically, it's a 50/50 chance between Urist and He-man, and Herne will most likely win against Herc because adamantine cloaks, yo.
Xavier Lee
He-Man for the winner definitely, he destroyed all his opponents man.
Ayden Bennett
I bet it's that mask Skeletor wore that's empowering him.
Gavin Russell
Are we doing semifinals tonight? Or waiting again?
James Ortiz
I know that Hercule's manager said that he'd rather keep the lion cloak because it was more in keeping with his character, but I could easily mod in some "Nemean Lion Leather" that is just renamed adamantine, in case he wants to spend the points like that.
Semi-finals are gonna be next week, sorry lad
Angel Hill
Lava top lad.
Easton Wright
Blatant propaganda on the thread, Hercule's got this. DELET THIS.
Wyatt Moore
>Barely noticed the tournament was going on
Jason Brown
Look, last time we got elf vs elf, so this time we need human vs human.
Adam Myers
For those who may have missed it in the last thread and might possibly be interested I'm gonna be posting this again once more. My mod is officially updated to 3.0
New features are 3 new races that are sure to fuck your shit up, and a unique language for all 12 civilizations. If you give my mod a try, please tell me what you think of it. I could use the feedback since I probably won't be able to find all the problems by myself.
On another note though, I'm gonna talk about some particularly cool tricks I learned that might be of use to any other modders in this thread.
1. I was making a race of inbred, genetically defective mole people. I tried a bunch of different solutions to try and represent this aspect of them, but managed to discover a solution that I think works fairly well. I located their MAXAGE tag and did this to it: [MAXAGE:10:90]
Basically, this means that they are only fit and healthy for the first ten years of their life, and beyond that their genetic deformities mean they could kick the bucket at any minute, which is what I wanted.
The second problem arose from making an insect race with fertile male drones and female queens, and sterile female workers and soldiers. The issue was that the race quickly went extinct because drones kept marrying sterile females instead of queens. The solution to this particular conundrum was surprisingly simple. I simply made the bugs gay.
Basically, I greatly increased the rate of homosexuality within soldier and worker castes, which pretty much solved the problem.
Anyway I'm done rambling, please check out my mod if it interests you and have a nice day!
Carter James
Wow I fucked this post up on multiple levels. Presentation could have been much better.
Brody Reyes
They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin bugs gay
William Martinez
>tfw it's gonna be dorf vs elkman
Grayson Martinez
So, the military is full of fags.
Just like real life.
Logan Green
Y'know as soon as I posted this I knew anons would instantly fixate on the gay bugs. Never change /dfg/.
Ethan Clark
I am admittedly excited to see how the magic update will affect these tourneys when its finally released.
Jose Carter
I'll finally be able to make gladiators that are just shitty fighting game references.
I can't wait.
Brandon Davis
TOURNAMENT W H E N
Michael Bailey
Wouldn't that require the tourney to use a specific world-gen to create a set of rules for the magic to work?
>Crab with spell that causes full-body necrosis to itself but will probably kill the opponent before the crab fully rots
Sebastian Baker
I'm no artist, but this tournament has been severely lacking in art.
Gavin Phillips
>Artifact release >Steal artifacts from as many civs as possible in adv mode and retire >Adventurer migrates to your fort with all the artifacts in tow What happens, do the agents/armies declare war or what, what if he isn't a permanent resident? Do agents just come to your tavern and beat him up with you having no clue as to what's going on?
Lincoln Wood
Big Hearty Keks
Ayden Scott
>Literally drawing furry OCs GET OUT
Isaac Edwards
You're overreacting
Brody Brooks
Never
Tourneyanon fell down the stairs and broke his neck, killing him.
Joseph Ortiz
oh well who's going to host the next tournament
Ethan Jackson
Tourneyanon is dead? The horror...
Benjamin Hughes
David Attenborough
Justin Scott
That's a cape user, not a cloak
Hunter Gomez
It was inevitable
Angel Martin
Here's He-Man drawn in MS Paint using the pencil tool and shoddy colour filling bucket tool
Jeremiah Bennett
Just for you, baby.
Austin Cooper
I don't think Herne has eyes anymore, not after that headshot
William Hall
Truly, the arena medics are miracle workers.
David Morgan
Nice
Ayden Young
>ywn play as a top grade heal slut in adventure mode once the magic update is released
Keep your sick animal fucking fantasies OUT of my /dfg/
Jacob Perry
Get the fuck outta here with that shit
Jonathan Nguyen
We're all secretly furfaggots on the inside, my man.
Daniel Fisher
Sorry senpai
Charles Collins
Damn you my only weakness, Moths. This won't be the end you furry fucking faggot.
Ryder Hernandez
DF has animal men, if you're going to flip out every time they're mentioned/depicted because you've convinced yourself that Mickey Mouse is furry shit then it sounds like you're going to have a rough time
"Highlight this week was making sure other dwarven civilizations can in fact retaliate if you decide to bother them. So I sent my expedition leader by himself across the plains to the next mountain range to raid a mountain home. He did not survive. The next season, eight well-armed dwarves and two of their goblin buddies attacked my remaining six dwarves by the wagon. So one needs to be careful!
Current project is turning all of my dwarves into children, letting them be kidnapped by goblins, and then growing them back up so I can send them off on rescue squads." Dorf civs can now actually fight back against the goblin horde. Nice!
Logan Murphy
i specifically mentioned two things, neither of which is that
Joshua Johnson
In addition is some monster-girl tier bullshit
Gabriel Davis
HAH I do have something I want to write if herne loses, though. so I win either way!
Cameron Murphy
Is this the worst tournament yet?
Landon Moore
i know that doujin
Joseph Miller
Nah. There's not really a "worst" tournament.
Kayden Clark
Certainly the one with most controversy.
Samuel Parker
No, all the elves are dead.
Michael Russell
Reminder: >Every mechanic has already been figured out and is well-known, so you're not allowed to ask any questions >Every mechanic has already been figured out and is well-known, so there's no point discussing anything furthermore >The game is a "story generator", not a game, so you can't complain about anything except the story (which is also randomly generated so you can't complain about it either) >The game's difficulty hasn't lowered over time, that's just a meme >The game doesn't have serious FPS problems, exaggerating those is a meme >If I don't like something, then it's a meme >All memes are bad except "kill elf" which is hilarious >The game is in alpha, so you can't say anything bad about anything >If you have anything bad to say you can't say it anywhere except in the bay12 forums (this includes passing mentions of any bug, which are inherently a bad thing) >If you know what bay12 is, you can't post here, you need to go back
With all these rules in mind, here are the /dfg/ approved topics to post about: * The update
Henry Long
>Basically, I greatly increased the rate of homosexuality within soldier and worker castes Pretty sure there's an asexuality rate you could have upped instead, which'd make way more sense
Elijah Carter
kill elf
Jace Lewis
desu I'd be fine with the homosexuality if they were yinglets but then I'd fixate on why you modded yinglets in
Ethan Baker
Dude, calm down. People acknowledge DF has problems and that some mechanics aren't widely understood. It's still an alpha, so you can say whatever about it, it'll most likely be changed. It's more of a game to people who want the game aspect, and a story for the ones who want a story. Quit being retarded.
David Ward
Way too true. But seriously though, elves are inferior to Dwarves in this game, they're literal cannibals ffs
Asher Sanchez
>spend more time planning your fort than playing the game
Jace Lee
>Start fort >Can't into A E S T H E T I C >Retire
Elijah Lopez
Elven women were made for the BDC. lil elf bois can't get it up for them so it's up to the Dwarves
Connor Green
>being this elflet When will they learn?
Ayden White
>Big dwarf cok Kind of contradicts itself, leave the elf fucking to the human degenerates anyway
Jonathan Cooper
>just lost whole fort of 20 dorf to a single werepig after he killed 3 skilled axedwarfs and then infected 10 more before being choked out by a 150 year old fish dissector who arrived a month before
Kayden Reyes
>make excruciatingly picky embark >back up save >play for two hours >not satisfied >roll back save >repeat until suicide
Hunter Scott
>one tick after embark This is going to be a good fort.
Ryan Long
Dwarf cock is probably T H I C C as fuck though. I never thought I'd ever write that. I am horrified and ashamed of myself.
Sebastian Wright
What happens if you pour magma over weapon traps? Are the weapon traps destroyed?
Hudson Rivera
You know how this works, you smaller you are the bigger it is. Also, Humans don't deserve those precious Elf Ears.
Oliver Martinez
Why do you even need weapon traps if you have magma?
Oliver Howard
I want to watch the gobbos gib AND burn.
Andrew Rogers
maybe lava for undead, traps for goblinite?
Juan Baker
Hey, you still around? If so, I skimmed through your shit and there's a lot of mistakes/copy-paste errors, some of this shit I'm surprised even works. I would post it anyway for whenever you might be on, but it's a lot of stuff to get into, and I don't really want to bother unless you're here.
Andrew King
Hey anons, I come from Veeky Forums. Is Dwarf Fortress free, or do I have to pay to download it? Does it require an account, or can I play it offline without ever having to sign up for anything? How hard is it to get into this game for a newb?
John Collins
Completely free. Doesn't require shit, 100% offline. Extremely. Google 'starting dwarf fortress' or some shit, there's plenty of guides on getting started.
Evan Adams
Dorffort is 60 dollarydoos and the collector's edition is 120.
Mason Reed
free
no account, all offline
follow the wiki and you'll do fine. Though I would additionally reccommend that you download DFhack and use the built-in Stonesense application just once so you can get a good idea of how everything fits together (ASCII can be disorienting if you're not used to roguelikes).
James Martin
>implying this game is ever going to leave alpha Top KEK
Caleb Morris
download the lazynewb pack aka starterpack
Kayden Allen
Thanks anons!
Camden Evans
What can I do to enjoy the game? pretty much every fort I build up to a decent running level and then abandon it and start again. What kind of things do you guys do to make it interesting?
Nathaniel Hernandez
Self-delusion, mainly.
Lincoln Martin
>Hey, you still around? If so, I skimmed through your shit and there's a lot of mistakes/copy-paste errors, some of this shit I'm surprised even works.
haha yeah I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. Once I get it to work I just don't touch it and hope nothing breaks.
I would post it anyway for whenever you might be on, but it's a lot of stuff to get into, and I don't really want to bother unless you're here.
I'd totally be down for some feedback. I really have no idea what I'm doing.
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what is this magical realm you have thrust upon me
William Ramirez
Adventure. Do shit.
And then, write.
Noah Perez
New to /dfg/ where can I watch the tournament?
Noah Miller
It's written down. Dig through the Veeky Forums archive and search for /dfg/ threads, it'll be on the weekend days.
Bentley Myers
how do I add my adventurer I got him to max fighitng
