/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>unironically ERPs as a nigger and a furry
>h-haha, just a prank, guys
>g-good thing I'm not as pathetic as them, r-right?
Who exactly are you trying to cool here?

>that poor diona who couldn't vent crawl
I tried to set you free so you could learn english but the firelocks were up everywhere and I didn't want to die.

>Being possessive over a literal whore

Jesus christ, these people are fucking pathetic.
Good thing we'll never have to deal with this gay shit, right?

I posted here a while ago and the guy got so mad he ocked ick.
He's one of those creeps who gets super attached to people he ERPs with, actually he's RPing a romance with the female character.
The type of RP he's doing is the most banal shit, purely low effort 1 liners sent to stop some other faggot on the internet from feeling lonely.
ERP is porn and has a place in jacking off, which is normal human behaviour.

Yeah, played with myself, if you know what I mean.

Pathos? Why?
I don't care if you jerk off to midget tranny BDSM, and you shouldn't care if I jerk it to My Little Ponies (Pinkie a good). Grow up or fuck off normalfag.

How do I achieve this

Banning ERP keeps the cancer out, waifufaggotry and metafriending isn't in a bad spot either, Veeky Forumsstation is fine.

reminder voxfags are furries

free kingston

At least whores charge, and the player plays not just a slut but a painslut (pretty damn well too).
It rivals the worst cuck smut I've read, it's almost surreal.

through severe autism

I mean it's pretty easy to build any of this, it's just impossible on a server where rounds don't last 5+ hours and greyshits keep messing with you.

From what I remember, a solid few days to a week of your own private server, mixed with some traces of insanity, autism, and paranoia

Sorry borer, my internet died for about 10 minute there.

>painslut

this.

the second you allow it, you'll have plenty of people just erping their days away on the server. Shiggy will come back and create drama with a new waifu, little kids sperging out because they're getting cucked left and right and on top of that, people screaming the server rules are bad and that they shouldn't be attacked while doing erp. You'll even have people becoming admin just to ensure they have their shitty rules shoved in and shit on people who tries to stop people doing erp

user, no.

>Shiggy will come back with a new waifu
Untrue, lad. My waifus are now only Mallory and whatever flavour of the week drug.

If erp happens, were still gonna have more autistic stories from you, shiggy

you can't escape spessmen

If ERP happens I'll probably just find the most popular waifu and bang her for thread drama, so you're right in a way.
Or maybe full meme ahead it and try to become the ERP headmin.

It's actually kinda frustrating they usually spend hours RPing fluff with some clingy cuck (who hangs on by rarely doing some creepy moth bloodsucking RP), they're actually pretty good at painslut ERP. Great writing style and responsiveness.
There's another painslut character that's also a charm, player knows how to take charge with scenarios and do dialogue.
Nearly everyone playing a male character on the citadel is a boring vanilla faggot, and there's a female skew to begin with.

why are you still here, shiggy? why do you always come back to the thread like a lap dog when you could be doing something else?

i thought lifeweb was better

he comes back because you niggers give him attention, see

truly pathetic

pomf should just permaban his ass for once and for all

>doobiedoo mades an admin application
>fullmin in a day

>squidmoko makes an admin application
>no response for 12 days now

Fuck them, i'll make my own server. With blackjack and ERP

id play it if it has scootaloos

add in genitals, poop, blood, piss, and semen and it's a deal

I demand to furiously masturbate everywhere while shitting on the floor as I kill the captain.

When are you going to marry me? I'll make you a happy woman.

doobie is an ex-admin who left on his own terms, the policy is they can come back at any time. Pain handles those. Nuke handles trialmins.
On another note with thie global rule #2 shit, doobie was made an admin while underage and proof was posted on the forums of it and no one seemed to really give a shit.

on another note with the global rule #2 shit, zealotron is 14 years old and proof has been posted in the thread dozens of times and nobody gives a shit.

at least 5 hours of constant autism. Atmospherics and power and patching up holes takes an hour at minimum. Then you have to build all the machines, raid the clown asteroid for some materials, bring shit from the main station. Lot of stuff to do.

zealotron is like 22 and goes to college, he just sounds like a kid
but whatever floats your boat

Just donate twenty dollars to my patreon for every update and i'll make you the happiest (wo)men on Earth.

From which drinks can you get ethanol with the electrolyzer?

>don't play
>get permabanned
???
It is, but I'm not home right now and I want to пo pжaть a little

shiggy do you ever think about me

I do sometimes, my life could've been very different with you.

are you angry at me?

shiggy do you ever think about the fall of the roman empire?

...

I'm not. I just can't find time to reconnect.
Yes, it's a very sad thing but without it there possibly would not be a Shiggypiggy and that would be sad also.
/ss13g/ - Shiggypiggy Stories 13 General

~detective tier list~

>God Tier
Patrick Bateman
>Good Tier
Mallory Brooks
>Shit Tier
The Rest

youtube.com/watch?v=41GsS3jldOI

We totally should chat on Discord sometime when I have the time.

>you can't do anything ironically
this is why no one takes thread seriously, filled with joyless banned retards

if you wanna

user....There's no way to ironically ERP.

ss13.moe/index.php/poll/119

The Poll is officially over, 60% of players want permabanned players banned from the official Veeky Forums discord. Any word from the admins when this will go into effect/

What makes a good detective?

ERP and how long you can stay in the bar and do nothing

how cute you are (if female)

Nobody can be above Bateman then.

not shooting everyone with your revolver + actually asking people for statements

The true way to be a good detective is to do your job well for this reason Patrick Bateman is a _bad_ detective

You scan stuff and confirm that Assistant X did steal what the AI was screaming about 20 minutes ago so sec can get their valid on

That was a supremely comfy round for hydroponics

Comfy round

I apologize for the vampstended.

quality bird captain showering praise to everyone
Comfy Hydro
Medical is hopping but it's good
Vampire is actually someone I didn't expect
Little Adminbussing
Literally the best sort of round

Don't apologize, I really liked that round. See Although I'm probably somewhat biased since I think bagel hydro is the most comfy hydro

>sawbones
>not a kid

fuckin lmao, he's 12 yuou doofus

Same thing that makes an Internal Affairs agent good: Doing your job and following procedure.

If you play Detective with the goal to find the truth, that's good detectiving.

If you play Detective as security with a cooler gun, you're SHIT. Obviously, sometimes it's unavoidable to be Detcurity when there's an emergency.

How much blood does a vampire get by getting the succ on one person? I don't mean farming them, just succ and dump them somewhere.

Also, can a vampire of one race succ blood of other races?

like 150 ish if I remember

>Detectives can name their revolver a custom name

What do you name your revolver when you play detective?

Ole Miss

Russell

I like the Dreadnought hand.

165, it takes fucking ages though

Gun

>eva suits block syringes

Do they still do that if you target extremities like legs and arms? Id assume so but i know the wiki specified to shoot arms and legs if your target is wearing armor

Taser in a vain attempt to fool asimov borgs.

Nope

Mateba

Is this an example situation or it can really get named?

Now all I can think of is a detective trying to brig a grey for stealing glues from secure storage while ops are tearing the station apart.

I don't see how this matters when there are at least 4 confirmed seperate discords where most of the chatting and shit takes place.

You can name it, yes.

...

Serenity

Good

taser gun
Emperor

>nu/v/

Fun round. Glad i decided to serve the AI after it caught me trying to rewrite it.

>tfw you get to bully dumb nerdy carbons

Bateman a shit

literally Frank is better and I don't like Frank but at least the memeposting in the thread is probably not him

also he actually plays

Bateman is a detective, frank isn't. There isn't a single current detective as good as Bateman or as fun as him

Fact.

t. bateman

does more chloral keep you unconscious longer?
5u will put you down a minute, will 10u still be a minute? WIll 15u keep them unconscious till death or merely 1 minute and theyll die from toxin afterwards?

just use sleep toxin my lad

How long does that put you out for?