Ey pendejo

ey pendejo,
tomorrow you will be hauling drugs for Arturo Braga across the border.

show me the car you will be driving

>has to be running 1/4 mile ~ 10 second

Sure, load it up.

i hear those border hauling routes get a bit messy. so i thought id come prepared. AWD son !

good luck getting police to even notice your car

They'll think it's a shitty Malibu

Only choice is the colour

y'all niggas realize you gotta haul ass across the border b4 border patrol catches yo dumass, right?

I live but to serve you my liege.

shitbox, looks like you're up

Pic related. Looks like a beater but will run 10s if you dial up the boost a little bit.

You can't outrun the police. The only way is to outsmart them.

I've done it myself. Lots of corners does the trick

>5-0 hot on your trail
>shitbox lawnmower engine at redline
>a blistering 45MPH
>they're closing fast
>time for the SECRET WEAPON
>aim for small hump in road
>floor it
>the small amount of air and rearward momentum is enough
>the wings have been waiting for this moment
>Jesús Malverde and the Wright Brothers all smile on your blatant disregard of basic physics this day
>slowly but surely gain altitude
>in the rear view you see the cops skid to a stop at the edge of the gorge you're soaring over
>Jajajajaj! Que te jodan, puto!
>the trumpeting of a rickety-assed I4 blaring through a cheap JEGS exhaust kit heralds your victory as you buzz over the horizon into México

Nice truck nigga.

right on ese

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underage spotted

Not conspicuous at all

just take all the decals off and give it a stock bumper
you'd just look like a stancefag in a white volvo
ultimate stealth

True that, doggie

i wish it was mine :(

mine's a 3rd gen

>Ey pendejo
>Arturo Braga
italian Families would rather deal with the Jewish than spics

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Are you retarded? Braga is a spic