Wildest Schemes

What were your best schemes?

I'm not talking business deals, I'm talking about loopholes and hoodwinks here.

What's the wildest scheme you ever pulled?

>used to "reserve" parking spots with traffic cones at night
>moved cones and parked in spot when lot was completely full

>subway at school has 15 min line at lunch time
>order with Subway app and get to skip line and pickup food

>know a guy who bought an ambulance at police auction
>he said it cost "a few hundred dollars"
>bought school parking pass for year
>lives in ambulance in school parking and uses free school gym as bathroom

>go to college
>meal plan is $3k a year (read: fuck that)
>Can buy unlimited meals option or 14 meals/week (basically starve)
>In order to gain access to dining halls, a card w/ magnetic strip is swiped and a meal is deducted from your account unless you have unlimited

1. Create a fake ID with someone else's unlimited meal code programmed into the strip
2. ???
3. Free meals for the rest of year
2.

Quality
You used a card skimmer?

>Needed 10 volunteer hours for school
>Volunteered for Rose float setup
>Literally just cutting flowers with scissors, no fun engineering of floats
>My name is in volunteer list already
>Leave out the back
>Come back 9 hours later
>"Good work kid"
>Easy 10 volunteer hours

>Dad visits job sites often for work
>Used to share a car
>Have hard hat and reflective vest and toolbox in trunk because of dad
>Wear the vest and hat and bring tools if I need a "backstage pass"
>No one tries to stop you

>be a photographer
>color gels are expensive as fuck for flashes and lenses, just like all camera gear
>find a theater company online that sells color gels for stage lights
>order a sample booklet "swatch"
>comes in the mail 2 weeks later
>dayim.tif
>booklet is stacked with every color gel they make, every diffuser they have, stats on all of them. Perfectly sized for my flashes.
>have more colors than I could ever use all for free.

>live in apartment
>people keep sending mail to my apartment for some girl I don't know
>ask mailman to stop putting her mail in my box
>tell office they keep sending me this girl's mail
>nothing anyone can do to help
>sick of getting her mail day in and day out, she gets more mail than I do
>it just won't stop
>she is a member of like a dozen random big rewards programs / coupon groups
>constantly get really good coupons for things ranging from food to haircare to clothes
>"thank you for your valued membership"
>use her coupons

It's not a very wild scheme, but it's not like she's ever going to use them. I got Christmas presents for all the girls in my family for nearly free thanks to her Bath & Body Works coupons.

That's a good scheme user
But isn't opening others mail ILLEGAL!!!!! I'm calling FBI rn dude

I don't open the mail that's actually sealed. The coupons and such usually come in some vibrantly designed, barely wafered shut flyer with big ads all over it. Some of them are even basically postcards.

Ahh
K
I'm cancelling ur appointment with the FBI boys

No it's okay I called the NSA on OP anyway.

Poor OP

I told my photographer friend this
He already sent them an email asking for swatches

Putting a 50BTC short on DASH about an hour ago.

Explain

Walk in like you own the place.

Works every time.

>visit university
>ruffie hot chick
>rape her deep and hard in the ass
>brush her hair while she sleeps
>tell her it'll be better someday
>kill her in the morning

Look at the DASH chart....

Oh it's crypto

I've heard this works

Almost broke the record for longest thread without mention of crypto. We are talking about good old fashioned scams here, is nothing sacred

You know those deals where if you shop in a store, you get a sticker for every 5 bucks paid. You then use the collected (say 20) stickers to buy something for a miniscule amount/exchange for stuff. The cashier usually has a whole roll by her side, so I wait till there are no customers and talk her into giving me a a whole bunch of stickers. Its not that Im a Don Juan, they couldnt give less of a shit how many stickers they give out/they dont count unless there are other people waiting in line.

Putting gas in company car with company card, but putting benefit points on my own card.

>buy copy of earthbound on amazon ($300 game, any expensive game will do)
>file A-Z guarantee claim saying the seller sold me a broken game/the wrong game/it never arrived
>get refund for original purchase
>sell copy of earthbound on ebay
>$300 for nothing
>always do this to high volume amazon stores so they don't fight it

Damn, it was 60 yesterday. Make a thread once you close out of the position. Genuinely interested how much you'll possibly make.

>go to local chippy
>order a burger
>they start cooking it
>i walk out, don't come back

i've had so many people make me meals for free

A family member working at amazon told me to do this. Basially my packages, when not delivered by the mailman but DHL/UPS/other just get put down in front of the door or mail box, no signature or anything. She told me I should just keep the packet and call them up about how nothing was delivered and get my money back.

>receives spam
>blames mailman

being this autistic

>Guest speakers every Thursday for a whole school year
>Have to do a write up each week, to be submitted end of year
>Take a gamble that no teacher is going to bother actually reading through this shit
>Do first week and stuff the rest of the clear folder with blanks
>MFW B+