Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>having a waifu who's been plowed by some half tree half elf dude for 10,000 years

masterpiece

i'm only missing Tracer, D.Va, Probius and TLV; who do i buy?

Ain't comfy if shitters keep ruining people's experience
Miss and Paki being two of them

nah she had hot lesbian sex for 10000 years. all the elf dudes were sleeping

sounds like you need to go play DotA or LoL and come back

Tracers probably the best out of those desu

why dont they just DELETE RoD from the game? It is never good and is never seriously picked over Horrify, which is one of the best ults in the game

what the FUCK were they THINKING

>tfw have to level Genji and Malthael to 5 when they become free tomorrow

I literally can't think of anything I want to do less.

go with whatever your dick wants

>Leoric march
>Longship

ANYWAY what do i pick to hard counter free Genis?

you ban him

Varian

unless they have stukov, then enjoy getting fucked. Uther can manage well if Genji is a dumbass and dives face first into you

How much structural damage can Horrify do?
Oh, that's right. Zero. Less than an Abathur AA.

why not purchase a stimpack goy? think of the time you will save

Post underrated girls

Also, does anyone have THAT pasta?

jujst give it like a 50% slow baseline so it actually does something at level 10

the huge ass slow at level 20 is pretty good when it actually hits somebody, it's just without cc it's pretty much useless unless you want to siege a fort or something

>delete from the game
or buff it to be not awful?
in other words increase the meteors' aoe so it actually does consistent damage instead of being rng horseshit

Hi everyone! Just posting a few cute facts about my waifu, Diablo!
>she's wide!
>the widest!!!!
>extra fertile!
>she can breathe fire!
>I'm in love with her!

I already have one active. That's still like 6 games for each of them.

if you kill enemy heroes they cannot defend their structures and you get to kill the buildings for free

and anyways a lategame corruption takes off like 35-40% of a fort's hp by itself

pretty sure diablo can't breed, especially while in ultimate evil version. If you are the embodiment of hell and evil and basically immortal unless killed you don't need to reproduce, and squishy sex organs would just take up space when you could be more streamlined

a guide to what is acceptable to find attractive on lunara

how does this make you feel

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most of what I like about lunara is thinking about her lifting me up to carry her on her back and having to wrap my arms around her waist so I don't fall off.

I bet ur the type of person who splitpushes with sylvanas

Too many legs.

How do you Tracer?

Up the butt,make sure she doesnt use recall for first 10 seconds.

shes gotta be 90lb max, just pin her down and have your way with her

1. stick tongue in butt
2. ??????
3. acquire essence

Some one post it

to do damage to enemy player characters and reduce their hit points, use your right mouse button to click on them

when their hit points are sufficiently low, use your ultimate ability to take away many of their hitpoints at once, causing them to reach 0

Nuke her when the time is right with double right click technique

Raynor tips?

>duo queue with somebody in QM as valeera and tyrande
>at level 10 take shadowstalk
>both go invisible and find anyone you want to delete even if they're hiding in a group
>stun them with valeera then stun them with tyrande as the stun is expiring
>delete them
>run away with your movement abilities
>repeat
you are bound to get some maddies as long as they don't have anything to detect stealth like tassadar, we shut down this butcher over and over again today it was fun as fuck

Alarak tips?

Two schools of thought
>Annoying gnat that is allowed to follow her target to the ends of the earth, constant stream of damage and a good finisher; Can be enabled by supports like an Illidan can be, but with a finisher option with melee+pulse bomb
or
>Opportunist who sits on ult charge and waits to triple blink melee ult recall to secure kills

Don't click around with her like a machine gun, pick your target then hold the mouse button to glide around the battlefield smoothly. Quick cast is required to play her correctly.

pratice stutterstepping

cry to sleep as you realize that even if your micro is on point you're someone else's little bitch until level 13

Pro tip: Learn Valla or Cassia instead

Are you referring to Attack-move?

>mfw thinking about how much of a fucking pain it will be to buy the last 15 or so heroes now that I have everyone at like level 8-11

new heroes bundle when

did you make way for the bad guy yet today, /hotsg/?

>finally get a match in hl
>abdomen starts making all sorts of ungodly noises
FUCK

IBS is a pain m8

when I get another 3k gold I will

yes actually. won 2/3 games with him. shit on the enemy bad guy in some sick 1v1s too.

>not having an emergency bucket
Yeah i bet you dont even practice teledildonics

>tyrande can reveal Abathur every 20 seconds at level 20 and throw an owl
Does it one shot Abathur if you take all the talents for it?

Zujin can also reveal him with a talent,just pick purifier beam.

If you stacked enough owls starting from level 1 and owl from your hearthstone spot, but it's unlikely

stutterstepping is the mystical technique of actually moving between your attacks instead of just right clicking your target once and then dropping the mouse+keyboard to go jerk off or something

apparently in the heroes of the storm community it is considered a high level technique

not if the abby is smart. the bad guy has to kill every single hero to get that ability

But Zul can't do anything about it on his own

Just had a game where the enemy Tyrande started throwing owls my way and confused me as to how she constantly knew where exactly I was. After the second owl I had to go through her talents to see how she was spotting me. I don't know if she had all the owl talents but she was taking out ~80% of my health with one owl

you don't need 20, just 10
get an artanis on your team, throw an owl in the general direction of where locusts are coming from, then drop the purifier beam

It's not a high level technique, it's just a technique. You need to know how to do it in order to not be considered shit.

I think that's called orbwalking

owl + global heroic can do the trick

idk if she still has global though, haven't played her since rework.

You mean shooting-n-shimmying?

orbwalking
stutter-stepping
attack moving
kiting

it's all the same shit

Marry Fuck Kill GO!

it's only orbwalking when you have an orb
i don't think anyone in hots has orbs

Mary best elf.
Fuck annoying wizard.
Kill the mary sue.

>marry tyrande
>kill kerrigan
>fuck li ming

is there any other option?

Nah its called fondling the attack balls.
Kael has verdant spheres and Li-ming has orb

tyrande bullies valeera sexually!

reverse order

Marry Tyrande.
Fuck Kerrigan.
Kill Li-Ming.

Suffer not the witch to live.

where the fuck is zagara

good taste

pleb taste

It's actually scoot and shoot

marry kerrigan (best girl h8rs f*ck off
f*ck tyrande but only because best girl gave me permission
kerrigan kills li-ming for me while I'm sucking tyrande's toes.

those aren't orbs
those are balls
frost arrows is an orb, arcane orb is an orb
i'm trying to remember if mana break is an orb, i don't think it is

actually it is called the ole shart n' depart

>Tyrande is nestling herself in your manly beard
>Your seed glistens in the moongale as it drips out of her still hungry womb
>Sharp Pain in neck
>Wake up
>neck hurts as it always does
>Can't sleep on stomach because of these giant fucking demon horns
>"You want me to take care of that morning wood for ya babe?"
>A disgusting Fel Junkie woman begins to lick your dick
>She is not Tyrande
>She is not thicc, or pure. Her tits are flat and she has no ass to speak of
>Pussy smells of fel magic which smells of demon shit
>Whatever, some small solace
>About to cu-
>"MY LORD, we have word of Tyrande... s-she is pregnant. May I ask why her movements are relevant to the miss-"
>ENOUGH
>Boner becomes flaccid, would've been the first time you came in 10,0000 years
>Stare in the mirror and Bald, Beardless low testosterone face
>Consuming Gul'dan's skull did not increase facial hair growth like you thought
>Go try to bring about the end of the world

No. "Orb" refers to shit like Orb of Venom, Orb of Shadow, Orb of Flame, etc from Warcraft 3 that are effects added on to the end of your auto attack that are not unique modifiers.

"Orbwalk" refers to kiting someone with an orb effect to min/max damage done/taken, aka Marinemicro, aka Attackmove, etc.

I believe you mean attack and back

>orb effects
>not unique attack modifiers

Well, shit like mana break stacks with an orb, but other orbs don't stack. Like orb of venom and orb of ice or whatever don't stack.

I thought orbwalking was using spell orb effects like Clinkz' fire arrows manually so you could harass the enemy without drawing creep aggro?

>try valla
>die a lot early
>get my quests completed
>hit 20
>kill 4 heroes + 3 vikings without even moving or pressing buttons
fun hero, which talent do I get at 13 though?

>opponent favoured against
>rank adjustment minus x points
every fucking match
the hell is this?
I'm new to ranked

Maybe in Dota, but I meant WC3. Everything that is Dota is just hijacked from WC3 anyway.

it is, he's wrong

If they have magic burst go gloom

if you can get away with aa for days get the self heal

This unironically. Is center lightning quest worth it? I barely hit people with the center of my lightning strikes.

It's good if you finish it and use the spell correctly. If you just spam it on CD on the closest target then don't take that talent

no orbwalking is when you manually press your Glaives of Wisdom hotkey instead of right clicking in order to avoid drawing creep aggro

Auto then throttle