Does your car have a name, Veeky Forums?

Does your car have a name, Veeky Forums?

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i'm seeing a girl and we were talking about her past cars and how she misses driving stick. All of her cars had names and i jokingly said "Christine", as referencing the shitty steven king novel, as my car's name, and it sort of stuck.

This happened in september, and november marked 6 years of ownership. 4th car and 3rd bike, nothing before has had a name.

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Her name is Roxanne. She's a 2002 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT. 5 speed manual

nice bike

I don't know her name. All I know is the sound she makes when I put the foot down on the gas.

stfu miata faggot kys srsly sly fucking niggerfaggot god damn your soul in hell for all eternity

Ruby, Batman....

And Bubba

Luci

It doesn't define me, it's only a tool I use to do what I do best.

Autism, ladies and gentlemen.

At the end of the day I know who I am because I see my car and I know I am a driver.

Love it, great name and car

green machine, or the grean beest

jamal

>Bubba
literally my highschool nickname, fuck

Didn’t name the car but the hood ornament my wife ended up naming Juan Pablo

Heh. Nice

Katrina

My Grand Marquis is named Freddy

Brad

its scooby

yes i know its a shitty name

if nobody gets it, dont tell'em.

great name choice btw

White XR8 is Whitey
Blue Falcon is Bluey
Gold Magna is Goldie

I have a dog. His name is Doug.

I dont get it and am very angry

Rin because her color scheme is similar to best girl's.

Don't have a pic of car right now

The DeathJ

Nina

Took me a solid hour before it hit me.

Ketchup & mustard

"my soarer" and "the maxima"

You named your Eclipse after a hooker.

Perfect

Who makes the Grand Marquis my guy?

Sshhhhhut up!

furiosa

I call mine Dumbo, because:

1. Its colour
2. Its 2 doors are like malformed elephant ears when opened fully
3. It can fly (down an open road at 110mph)

I named my Abarth Il Duce. Viva La Duce!
(Also the car is made in mexico and Mussolini was named after a mexican so it makes sense)

Viva Il Duce* God dammit i need some sleep.

Every car has a name you dipshit.

It's how we identify it.


These threads just keep getting worse and worse on the piece of shit board.

Evette

Dodge named it from the factory, it's name is "ram 1500"

you're a bad person and you should feel bad

Only boomer retards do that

Theseus' Whip, on account of nearly every parys needing to be replaced

Is it because you're a disabled lesbian?

Brad

Who fucking names a car Brad.

Like male names are fine depending on the car but Brad? What car could honestly be called Brad?

Maybe he says it "Bee-rad"

i drive a cougar and call it "the coog" do you get it?

Just bought this bad bitch on Friday. Since it's from Sweden it needed a viking name so i named it Asger, which means "Spear of God"

my plates spell out Buddy so it was a pretty easy decision

Yea, my 2001 dodge dakota is called.... "2001 dodge dakota"

Pic of wife's feet pls

>the world will look up and shout "save us!"
>and I will roll the window down and say "naaahhhh"

The funniest part of this picture is in the lower left hand side.

Bismarck Drei, just Biscuit for short
She had an older sister named Frau Bismarck and a little sister named Prinz Eugen, Pudding for short.

>RX-7 FD
Muhh dick

Current car (civic) doesn't have a name yet, but the truck is named "Agent Orange"

Junk

carry
pronounced car-ree

which displacement for the Scrambler?

I spent 3 straight minutes trying to imagine what sort of incredibly funny and clever joke this was. Finally it hit me, what a letdown.

Mine's kinda cheesy but I like it. I drive a red 2001 Dodge Dakota Sport (4.7 Quad Cab). When I first picked it up my dad jokingly said we should name it "The Red Dragon" after the car from that movie Old School. In the scene the song Here I Go Again by Whitesnake is playing and as soon as I told my dad no it started playing on the truck's radio. So the truck picked it. Not me.

Here's the scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=9I9MDswUeYc

Rex

That was fucking awful. 10/10

Should have named it the Swaggin' Wagon

Good one.

The silver GT: I call her the Grey Ghost, on account of her being grey and technically back from the dead after being totaled. Sometimes Snuffy or Snuffleuffagus since she sounds a bit like a miffed elephant (gutted cat, no muffler, baffle in pipe) and looks like one.

The Black base: I just call him the PT, or occasionally blackie.

I also jokingly call the silver one the Pussy Wagon or the PoonTang Cruiser.

how did you fuck up enough in life to end up with 2 PT cruisers?

Black MK7 GTI ELVIRA. I do love me some cheesy horror flicks.

Haven't decided yet...
I was considering "Tachi" like Tachikoma...

Jolie~

name yourself fag along with that weeb name

i want to punch every MR2 owner, including myself

No, but it's red.

Ghost in the Shell is one of maybe 3 animies I liked enough to watch all the way through. My wife liked it...

I'm far from weeb, I just can't think of any spider names, and "Mr. 2" is generic as fuck.

Only two names for her right now

> the X
> PSM - pure sex machine (or pure shit machine, depending on how broke she is)

day I got her. removed mudflaps and step rails. next step is new tires, then a lift kit. might do some more modding on her but I'm not sure if its worth it since shes got 170,000 miles on her.

bus

She looks likes a Betsy