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1st for traps aren't gay

2nd for sostronk

>f3
>mirage
>A site hits with 15s left
:------(((

sirscoots is a pedophile
alex garfield is too young to own EG

if BIG wins against SK i will post nudes of myself on /csgog/ until i get banned

Back once again mixing henn sipping juice & jin

>picked the wrong image
kill me

>Shroud had Nvidia all along.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

where u at?

Wew lads. Who /can see into the fabric of space-time/ here?

Test your skills at:
humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

fnatic being shit is bad for the scene just saying

they bring the most viewers

but i'm pretty gay lol

At home? In Europe?
How specific do you want it?

>average 255 ms
:(

well i gotta know where to go if u want me to kill u...

>allu tatted with random stupid shit
moron

leave him alone

average -115 ms

how will you kill me?

pics NOW!!

drowned in hugs and kisses

gas faze

>pistol rounds
>important

how are faze so shit now wtf, they were dominating everyone apart from SK in past tournaments

I was thinking something lewder involving choking, but that works too

ALLU????

bot allu

That ain't terrible, it's just slightly slower than average mayne

Goddamn fingers are so slow, I can see/feel the page distort before it changes, everything depends on just how quickly you can click. The angle of the mouse, how far you extend your finger to click it, how much pressure you rest on the finger while you wait etc.

So this.... is the...... power.......... of faze.............

>Goddamn fingers are so slow
Nope, visual processing is. There's the same test that uses an audio cue and you'll get much better results.

anyone else playing with their ass while watching cs:go at another screen?

have all these >yous

playing mobile games and watching esports on 2 screens

I'm earing a plug, does that count?

Navi need to poach Electronic NOW.

Well, it depends - do you grind against it a bit? OR does it just sit there?

post yfw Faze's cheats don't load for them

It's pretty hard not to at least grind against it a bit.

...

>tfw picked faze to go 3-0 and f3 to go 0-3
>tfw have two large parlay bets that rely on faze winning this

That does not count yet, but we're almost there
Are you wearing pantyhose or stockings? Maybe some thigh high socks?

Faze is a meme team. They need to kick Kio and seriously reorganize everything, start from scratch.

Na'Vi better fucking step it up if Faze won't make it to playoffs or I'll be forced to root for the Frenchies or Danes against the apes.

I sometimes involuntarily hesitate and can't click fast enough, end up with 170ms times instead of 110-155

there is frenchie and a dane in faze

-Kio -Allu
+Electronic +Mixwell

F3 are looking nutty.

mixwell a shit

What happened to our guys

>forgeting about based snaximus

My grandma was slow, but she was old.

is this real wtf.

VP is fine too but it's hard to have high hopes for them

4-11 half
7-11 faze wins pistol
19-16 win in OT

If faze was to get 3/4 rounds on ct
they would win overall IF they were to win a pistol

>pistol meaning anything.
LOOOOOOOOL.

H-hey that's mean

Flipside ain't no chumps. Faze can probably (?) out-aim them individually, but as a team they suck.

its when they went to dubai

>pistol rounds
>important
it's csgo my dude

Didn't they just run this "11-4 at half time in favor of the underdog" script in the last game?

problem I always have is telling if a team is just playing crazy well or the other team is being shit desu
F3s executions look absolutely beautiful but MG2s can make it look like that against Silvers as well

...

Are you a wizard

you didn't get the latest script revision?

b-but the sides are reversed, imagine coming back 7 rounds on T side! FaZeUP!

apparently not
allu won't do shit

who do i root for now?

our guy s1mple

TyLoo

big. they are /our/ guys

>36.6 adr

kio.....

>FaZe actually going out in groups

LOL
O
L

vp

fnatic

great plan Niko you stupid shit.

>Faze

sk
Always root for the best - to be the best. - Mohammad Ali

>losing to shit teams

What a disappointment

Smug anime pls

>tfw picked asstrails as my 3-0
Fucking cucks

Faze splitting up when?

>TFW picked faze as winning group 3-0

FUCK

FAZE 0-3 LUL
Asstrlis never got out of groups cleanly mate. Bad decision.

>THE FUCKING GULAG OF FAZE.

NIKOOOOOO WHAT A BEAST
CAN SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN FROM BEING SO SHIT

...

Rain cooked unpeeled potatoes for his team again apparently.

need to kick allu, give kio 3 months notice if he doesn't perk up, get in some better players

Niko and Rain are good, karrigan is decent.

potatoes with their skins on are delicious though,

Americans are allergic to fiber

I'll remember that for the next major.
I thought SK would throw (with some rage hacking in-between because cold and fallen can't help themselves but get mad and toggle) to hide their 'strats' for the finals

but they arent alergic to all the disgusting shit that they eat

I feel so bad for Rain being stuck with theese fucking shitters

hahahahha niko nice aimlock you fucking trash

>That Niko snap lock.
Uhm?

>le faze up sign
faze up ex dee
muh meme team
muh superstars

How many clocked in hours do you think is legit for GE when the persons first CS was CS:GO?

>heh i won't even need to toggle vs these f3 shits
>oh shit we're losing
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