/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>zan play zat gizmo all za times
why get dubbing with a stupid accent?

HAHA EPIC I JUST LOST ALL MY BETS. MY FINAL 15 ON FNATIC, VP & SK COMBO. FUCK BETTING I'M FUCKING OUT.

pic or gtfo

left the stream open during the last match and got a stewie signed cbble drop, can't wait to sell and/or hoard and then sell this shit for free money. almost better than the $10 I got for my first hydra case and then the FT handcannon deagle I got for finishing the dumb guardian missions.

good job idiot

NA

CS

Can ourguys defeat Arsestralis?
Stay tuned to find out

You can sell that souvenir drop and keep the money where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box

THE BOX, THE BOX!

>twitter.com/KjaerbyeCS/status/887353191213535232

can't afford a second keyboard or something?

Nice pic for ants

i want to die

krimz????????

professional
player

is krimz gay btw

open it you gay faggot

>I'm wasting money on a rigged pro scene! be jealous of me!
How many layers of ignorance do I need to be to become such a dense brainlet?

>zowie
>broke
water is wet. also nice job zowie, give top pros one whole mouse to use lol.

you'd have to be an idiot to open a cobblestone box
it has a $20-$50 potential

>Play from GN4 alt, bottom frag
>Play from LEM main, drop a 45 bomb

say goodbye to your last $15 you dumb nigger

it's a mouse though

Staymad.com

uhhh PGL why is there a goose on a chair

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>he thinks there's a difference in skill from gn3 to supreme
Lmao

>u mad xd
Slap your mother for not aborting you

He should still have at least two of them considering how important they are

lickmynutbag.co.uk

???

>firefox
CÜCK

i'm gonna slap your moms wrinkly face with my cock

>cbble banned
break time

>zonic

Guarantee /our guys/ from Astralis fuck their psychologist on the reg. what better way to keep your calm and relax than knowing you have some fine pusy waiting for you back at the office?

jesus fuck hiko needs to lose weight

at last, my favourite metrosexual casters

Nuke is still worth like $10.

I had a feeling either North or Faze or both of them would shit the bed hard this major, Faze has basically been lucky since Niko joined, that wasn't going to last forever and he can't carry Karrigan and Kio. Also North is basically tilt town with magisk and konfig tilting instantly when they lose a round.

i hate shitarcist. But Henry G is a sexy fuck

they are 2nd best casting duo after DDK and James, but HenryG + Sado are still 100x better than Anders and Semmler.

Hate those guys. Such tryhard phoneys.

Neck yourself Moses

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yes i hate those two as well.

if you could punch one pro who would it be

>eurocucks and amerilards so fucking tilted a SA team took over their little game, they actually believe people are cheating in major tournaments

And redditors are stupid. TOP KEK

kennys, i'd probably fix his face

>togglestralis
zzzzz
when is our guys SK on

kenny is cute

hen1

hello reddo

I really don't care if they cheat or not as long as they make me some money.

Shroud. I hope it kills him.

at least NA will make it to the playoffs

goose

snax in his belly
it's okay as it wouldn't hurt him, but it would be fun

>pistol rounds
>important

This is like Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest

>The best casting duo casting my favorite team
FEELS GOOD MENG

based piglet

Why are all the casters like slow as a fuck?
Do they have a delay?

why would you play against a forest?

>delay

I can't read that word now without thinking about that brain has delay, from NA spam

This isn't a soccer match you ADHD retard, they are fast enough

what is the best drug to enjoy watching cs:go to?

>lose to VP on pugs:the map
>play astralis on nuke
what are fnatic doing

crack

Why are fnatic so shit? Are they swedish or something?

cock lust

>tournaments still use the swiss system

PIGGU

How come JW didn't hear reload on the right? either retarded or shitty sound mechanics

gambling + coke

OINK OINK

>literally their only job is to provide commentary on what's happening
>they can't do that in a timely fashion
>adhd faggot
jesus they could drink a fucking coffee or something and fix it you autistic cunt

anime

>Preferring archaic system with loads of stacked groups and non-fun to watch
As a veteran I prefer swiss all day, still happens some outliners ( like SK getting PENTA and BIG, basically 2 free wins ) but its still more competitive and fun to watch than groups bullshit

/ourguys/ playing my dudes

PIG vs GOOSE
the whole farm is playing in poland

I'm not saying you are gay, but supposedly you have to have sex with one of the pro players.

Which one do you chose?

gay

why are you so gay gotards

Young stew. He's a toxic wanker but he's quick to complain about the community being toxic against cry9

sadoshit is stuttering

KennyS

what part of "hypothetically" do you not understand?
Geez, how gay...

>dumbpreeh strikes again

ahahahaha

KennyS

even hypothetically you are gay

sadoshit and lesbianG.....
where are /our ddk/

Holy hell, Dupreeh keeps baiting to be so shit at clutch situations...

So many soloq MM PSTD my head hurts...

Julia "juliano" Kiran