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Pyro update when

>TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
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>Trading
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BP check: backpack.tf
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>Competitive
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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>named fr4gger
>caps

Fucking Lying Little Binch

Oh shit, i'm sorry

post yfw pyro update comes next year

@183141710
Sorry fer wut

For giving you (You)

>it's a "6 level 150 players on the enemy team with 4k hours on record" episode

^183141887
^183141923
our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our fraggs, especially since they're such good size and all.

!183142197
Sometimes, when i roll out to mid, i get an airshot

hmmm

can i erp

Sure, add me ;)

(183142421)
Well, my daddy taught me how to airstrafe so you wouldnt get hit by airshots.

id?

》183142637
Would you teach me?

○183142798
I'd be right happy to
(They then spent the better part of an hour in a badlands me server helping each other improve)youtu.be/cE9GD_6FZMY

I love a happy ending.

stare of real fr4gger

i like the way he looks at me

>tfw no b4nnybf to teach me advanced tactics and rollouts
Time to end it all boys.

who's this retard

This picture tells an entire story

lol internetz

@183144196
You watch your fucking MOUTH

watch your profanity

>tfw b4nny held you close last night

hahahahahaHAAAAAAA

I've created a new wave of brapp posting, valve, please, release the update so I don't fuck up /v/ and tf2 more

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POST MOAR

dont samefag fart sniffer

youtu.be/Z5LnRmnxMuc
>csNO
>Quake champions
DADDY NO

I'm here to ruin tf2 further by sharing a dead mod
mega nz /#F!IjpQUD5D!2nBDophh1Ix8ldnmAiYzgg

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PE Tyrants or BF Brain Bucket?
I know the answer b-but FLAMES!

Get a good hat with burning flames.
I imagine your budget is like 30 keys being that you are even considering a brain bucket, but try to get a hat you like with an effect you like.
Settling for one or the other is going to make you trade it away.

lol im not downloading that just post more pics fag

I like the brain bucket

The problem is Tyrant is already high tier hat with high tier effect. And god tier effects is like 100 fucking keys more. I don't really want to invest money in some shit like Defiant Spartan or Stainless Pot.

you shouldnt be investing money period

unusuals literally make you easier to shoot

Get a lower price hat you like with a reasonably priced effect you like.
I lucked out in liking the storm effects.
Not every purchase is an "investment" Goldstein.
Some people just like special hats.

I didn't mean it like that


I mean you shouldn't be autistic and buy a virtual hat for more than 2cents

Nah, i'm just like to look rich in 10yr free to play games.
I already had ok combo before. I don't know, i probably just need to stop my self from wasting even more money. PE Tyrant is already overall good imo.

jesus fuck the update is never going to be released is it

nop

where can i get a miniature asbestos suit for my plush

walmart

where is my pocket medic?

>tfw unboxed a molten mallard brainbucket, making it my first ever unusual
>got scammed out of it cause I was naive enough to believe somebody
Rip brianbuket, you where cool for the time I had you.

that's where i got the mini death grips hoodie but do they really have asbestos suits

you can get anything at walmart
anything

can i get one girlfriend please?

i doubt they'd give one to anyone who actively posts on /tf2g/

oh

J.G. Wentworth
It's my drawfag, and I want it now!

just went to walmart

saw a bunch of mexicans and vomit on the floor. everybody walked at like a tenth of my pace and refused to get their plus sizes shopping baskets out of the way. i did a 360° and tried to walk out, but the greeter stopped me and asked for my receipt because he thought i got my 16.9 oz not for individual resale water bottle there and wanted to check my receipt. i told him i didn't have a receipt and tried to explain to him for 3 minutes that he's autistic and should fuck off with his surveillance state bullshit. they eventually let me out.

when did walmart get so shitty? it was never great but it used to be as passable as any supermarket.

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check your notifications faggot

old loadout

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Theres nothing there?

excuse what the he*k

nigga just use one of those scraps to buy one

^183151226
Soldier can smell your dirty commie schemes from here you ruskie

raven pet cosmetic for engie when

But i want self craft. Why the fuck it's not working

just use the recipe under the common craft list

Here you go.

Okay. I'll see what I can do.

You're a real human man.

Didn't I already draw this loadout?

... any more?

I never had you draw mine, but it's probably a common loadout, so take this instead

Oh that's good, I'll do that one for certain.

I don't really understand what did you mean.
This?

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OwO

what's this

I wonder if this was the right choice. It doesn't look like buying a strange or collector and then putting on the killstreak kit would increase the price enough to justify the purchase.

I already had another self-crafted pro ks original on another banned account. I just can't hold stranges for long time. I forgot to make in untradable this time. Darn.

why is this allowed

Because Valve isn't located in Germany.

My freedom of speech has not been tried

I'm not talking about the decal, but the price

It's an authentic german war flag from WW2, the price is quite low for such a rare item.

check if it's killstreak

>5 cents for a decaled item

a steal

1 key he's selling it for. For something that's maybe 2 ref max.

then buy one of the cheaper ones like how are jews even real just deport them and their assets back to israel like haha

nuke israel too haha

no israel is the holy land for a reason it has ancient reptilian fallen angel technology that we need to survive without the jews haha

snatch it then drop 80 nukes directly on jerusalem haha

oy vey is someone being antisemitic in this thread
daily reminder nevar 4get the 6 gorrillion dumb goys

6 million wasn't enough

youtu.be/EbAJivTHPoQ?t=55s
Goy means non-jew.

god i wish i was jewish

i should've put a comma

Fucking hell vkh, that's a mighty fine name/desc

Your first wasn't Johnathan... it was me, Dio!

cringe

Yeah, I don't think I got it close enough

what i meant was not only it's a forced jojo reference but also shit one at that
plus the most overused maymay that only animefags blurt out on every occasion

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Draw my cancerlord plox

I don't really think it's that forced. Engineer mainly fights through his sentry which can be thought of as a stand, the Brainiac hair pokes through the back of the hat like Jotaro's, and the beard and hat reminded me of Joseph.

Unless you mean the quote, in that case insert Nelson laugh here.

Which is more cancerous, the shiny soldier or the medic who heals him?