[Daily Bike Thread - /dbt/]

What's the fastest 125cc currently?

Honda CM

twin cylinder madness

R3

Aprilia RS125

Why is everyone obsessed with twin cylinders? It would be awesome to have a 125, 375 and 1750 on a bike.

gonna wait until next new thread to post a pic of my brand new bike :)

That would be great, 3 cyclinders of varying sizes that you could switch on or off depending on need.

Fkn j00cy.

postie bike

What's the slowest bike in the world?

I officially authorize you to post it right now.

t. Authorizing authority.

Probably a Rokon

DRZ

>looking into getting an old chopper/bobber, maybe cafe racer that has a blown engine or no engine and doing an EV conversion

are there any kits designed for good performance? like actually worthwhile torque. i can assemble battery packs from 18650 cells no problem

should i be using a sport bike as a basis instead?

Whatever bike Rossi was riding last season

Don't bully Rokon, he is a gud boi.

My favourite things to do when riding a bike
>pathetic attempts at wheelies
>going from 0 to Max speed as fast as possible
>leaning as much as possible around turns
>stick my leg out around traffic circles
>revving when I see people I know
>driving up and down the same street at night
>getting 2am MacDonald's
>driving by night clubs but never actually going in
>skidding off into a ditch in the wet and dark and lying there

I love bikes

It was still better than the Suzuki motogp bike

Ktm 125sx/ Husqvarna tc125
37 hp for the 2017 ktm

This

... are you me?

... no I'm autistic

how to identify a cuck

Yes you are, not him.

>that cute, obviously damaged chick who works the drive-thru every night who hands your 2am mcchickens and tries to make small talk but you're too autismo to carry it

Its this skinny black girl for me
>so... Are you going to a bike party or something
>she smiles
no I just wanted 2 big macs you bitch

>2 big macs
fatty lol

I'm 225lbs of man
My average MacDonald's order
>BBQ Signature burger (no onions or coleslaw)
>Medium fries
>no drink, can't carry it on my bike
>5 chicken selects
>those cheese bite things
>mcflurry just cause

Then I'll go home and make dinner

>I'm 225lbs of man
lol fatty

hehe does your height start with a 5

two for five, bitch

F A T
A
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>no drink cause bike
>mcflurry
Did I just get trolled /dbt/?

When i go faster then 120mph at night full throttle, my hologen headlamps cant keep up. I gues you could say i am faster then the speed of light. lol. If I got LED's will that make me slower then the speed of light? rofl. Or is there a better option for high speed night riding?

what if they just put lights on planes instead of engines since light is the fastest thing ever?

@18316039
you don't even deserve a (You)

I love taking my scooter through the jack in the box drive thru after work.
A breakfast burrito fits perfectly in those little Cycle Gear fake leather "tool bags"

Even if it starts with 6 is it too much.
Also, that order is more than you need in an entire day.

The McFlurry is no problem. Those giants cups they use in the US are.

curious how you madlads carry drivethru food on a bike. Backpack?

shitty neo /dbt/ is pretty bad no wonder it's slow as fuck and all the good anons left.

Well for the burrito I just tell em "Sorry, no bag please"

Everything else I usually have a backpack.
Or on my old bike I had these $20 bags off amazon

Lol, I'm a man with an active life style. 225lbs is not as big as you think, turbo skeleton.

I do manual labour, climbing 75+ meter of ladder, lifting 70kg parts.
I'm just fat with my 100kg at 183cm.

>it's actually not fat by US standards

Backpack. Usually switch it to the front while waiting so I can just drop shit in, pull off to the side to zip up and get it back on.

Tankbag.

gay sr400 user?

That's your problem, you only lift 160lbs.
I pull 600lbs

I pull 250kg daily, when getting my bike out.
Lifting 70kg and walking with it, all day long is slightly different.

i pull muh dick outside ur mums pucci after i cum inside her, fagge!!!1

amen brother

False equivalence. Your bike has leverages, you're not pulling the full 250kg, anyway I sincerely doubt you rest your bike on its side every night as if you're tucking it into bed lol. Pushing a heavy object with wheels is no hard feat.

Yes you're lifting a measly 70lbs all day long but that stimulus never increases, so of course you're not going to get bigger or stronger. There's no stimulus to drive adaptation.

Ever heard of Milo and the calf? You should give it a read.

>measly 70lbs

Can't even read.

storage mode

> all the good anons left
as the best user (I think we all agree on this one), I can confirm that the best group of anons rarely posts anymore.
> opening thread
> close it instantly
lmao!

poor little bike looks like ass

Why are so many (I assume) northern garages built out of straight up plywood?

Suzuki really shanked it with the TL1000S

Which sucks because the TL1000R is their best looking bike

Muh dik. Muh hart.
Depends if they're like an addon or not by the looks of most, cheap and better than nothing I guess. If they're actually the under-house garage then shit... Got me there.

TL1000R just looks like an srad

I mean, I’m straight. But yeah that’s me. I sold it to go back to a ruckus

didnt you suck your cousins dick or something?

Nope, not me

I don’t even know any of my cousins

Anything sporty suzuki made between 1990-2000 looked like an SRAD lol.

Why? Is a ruckus even good?

thats probably the other sr400 user

its a 50cc scooter you tell me

In my opinion, yeah.
In my town there’s lots of stops, signals and traffic. So gears were just annoying to me. I can do it, don’t get me wrong. But having to stop as soon as you get going was annoying.
With the ruckus I can just twist and go.

Afaik I’m the only one. But when I started posting, my name was SR400fag just because it’s Veeky Forums and that’s sorta how everything is. People though I was actually gay so I changed it after a couple days

>SR400fag
So this isnt you

Definitely not.
I just remember so many people shitting on my bike choice that I figured no one else would ever buy one

Helping the old man pick up a restored IT250 in white he bought in the weekend.
After bitching and moaning (There's only on 2t in our group of 7, KDX200) about faggy 2t smokescreens during our trail rides he went and bought one 'because muh knees'.

I'm still stuck two weeks later with a broken foot. All I can do is watch Starship Troopers and play LoL/DotA 2. How long does it typically take it get back on my feet? I know you fags have wipe a few times.

what a fucking fag i bet that tyrone is fucking ur mum right now

>slim blue haired college girl
>cute ass
>pretty face
>mostly looks down
>when she looks up she'll make eye contact for a second then smile and look back down
>every time without fail she quietly tries to make small talk
>only ever answer yes or no
>pic not related but kinda looks like her

Pretty sure that if you were black she would be riding your dick asap

Pretty sure youre fucking gay so now post boipucci fagboi

This is man in a wig n8

I am concerned.

A guy put out a video of him getting on the V4 Panigale and he immediately noted how it's much wider than the other Panigales. While that was to be expected, one of the reasons why I love them so much is because they have the form factors of 600s. If the V4 feels more like a "big bike" such as the R1, I might just end up with a 1299 S or something. Kinda a bummer to hear that, but there's still plenty of time for videos to come out, especially ones of it actually being ridden.

that's jinx

This is the same user that has a photo in thigh highs

Theres at least 5-6 trap anons

Got any proofs? I mean since there are no niggers here, only Kaffirs.
>his midnight waif is a man
Get a better carry, because yours is shit.

Omg so fucking gay literaly nobody cares about your shitty opinion about some faggots jewtube video about a bike you havent ridden and cant afford so pls fuck off cuck

...

Only if u post pics of ur mum

Yeah, its probably him

>camt afford

But I can, and have reserved one. Sorry you're poor.

>not wanting to blow your load balls deep in a midnight trap waifu

more for me i guess

Hahahaha sure thing kid now go back to your mums basement and masturbate to your shitty anime cartoons

Always been confused as to why they're called traps, not cross-dressers. It's like people will go to any length to not call them guys so it's less gay in their minds.

Take it easy bro, weve all done gay sex to 13yo boys so its pretty normal to bang a thight boipucci.

This is me
Absolutely not me, that's a gross hand.