World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

whats your prestige rank you focking cunts

runeheal btfo

>Me
>Leveling alts through invasion
>Get hyped because nicely timed invasion
>Check zone
>Stormheim

Well...I guess I can go back to sleep before work.

So, who has the worst class mount quest?

For me so far it's gotta be the Paladins, it's not terrible but man there's so much running around. With a lot of the other mounts they just slap you into a scenario.

who is this artist u keep posting prestige poster

stay cucked my man

is that cum?

>GRANDMASTER! let me suck you off today!

That mount is shit.

Someone redpill me on what spec to level next

>Windburst
>increases speed
>wind is fast
>slowest moving Hunter projectile next to the Explosive Shot rocket
What does Blizzard mean with this?

>link me something impressive
what did I mean by this?

Prestige 9 level 45

Don't really play BGS or anything like that. Just a 100 3v3 wins a season and PVP WQs every day.

Hooters have good wings.

no idea i saved some images from a chicks with beer thread
it can be anyhting you want it to be
also fucking answer what the normal prestige rank right now or do people not bother with that?

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

they mean dick pics

my rogues is almost 2 but im just lazy

did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

they said impressive, user

I switched mains and miss my underlight angler but I'd rather gut myself than have to do all that shit again

it doesnt have to be your dick

I really should switch mains but all the completionist shit I have on my Ret is keeping me with him.

i actually met girls on an rp server yesterday

they knew way too much about horses

go into details my good man

they fucked horses? wtf

Consistency of horse poop is rather amazing

man thats high did you play for the entirety of legion?

i just made some friends that played female toons and called them out as being big fat dudes irl and they divulged way too much shit to be actual dudes

oh no what did they do the the launcher
>muh material design
no

yuzumiya mono on danbooru

>Shadows Over Kul'tiras
>Jaina returns home to find everything is a little bit off
>discovers the old gods have been quietly influencing the entire nation for centuries
>She slowly loses her mind as the expansion goes on
>fight her as the raid before N'zoth and she's a deformed asymmetrical fish person

eh?? nani????

I'm a dude and I've lied about being female plenty of times, I even added disgusting facts to make it seem more genuine.

Those probably WERE girls but it's not a guarantee

i start wow manually now
i cant handle twitch adds in the battlenet launcher or app as they call it now

Yep. No breaks or anything

I'm here forever.

fish jaina will never be better than mipha

niiiiicee he even has some more chicks with beer pics

Man, I couldn't do that. Almost like clockwork I quit shortly after the new expansion and usually only some back after a couple of patches for the catchup mechanics.

I wish their heads didn't look like dolphins, I really hate that

it was pretty funny, it was 4 female rooms and one was a gay guy, a straight guy, a definite girl and a probably girl

>I will do what is needed in the name of the Black Harvest
wew that's a mouthuful

I was thinking more in the eldritch horror direction of fish person as opposed to the waifu end of the spectrum

Do you think erping on a rp realm for gold and then using a portion of that gold to buy a transfer to your normal realm is a legit way to make munie?

your gonna be sucking cocks for a while

Wasn't there supposed to be a Magni Bronzebeard scenario where you help him talk to Azeroth? It was in the 7.2.5 beta, but there hasn't even been a mention of it since.

you better be a damn good erper to make enough gold for multiple tokens and then some for it to be worth it

>I even added disgusting facts to make it seem more genuine.
i may yet regret asking you to elaborate

>doing any wq on a resto druid
>find a group
>stay near the group
>pretend to do something
>quest done

priest mount quest

just talk about your period and your fish taco and you should be gucci

Literally just talking about periods and how much my totally real vagina stinks. Also bulimia.

Nothing too horrible really, just acted like a super laid back girl

Literally the worst class quest

Why are all the priest class storylines so complete shit:?

it's just magni telling brann and pic related about how azeroth doesn't feel emotions in the same way we do but feels like a sunrise and mountains
it makes no sense and sounds like a 14 year old girl describing how her shitty nonhuman OC feels emotions

>check bags
>see unequipped 940 relic
>replace 910
>ilvl goes down
>wait what
>it was 840
>i cant read
>can't get the 910 back
>dont come to dalaran tomorrow

Prestige 3 Honor level 12

...

2 days bros. It's almost here.

i did too, shit is annoying, i refuse to wear glasses

item recovery

how do you make a story about paladins that are too girly to use a sword

>yfw a random immortal raptor has been closer to fucking your waifu for 10k+ years than you
>your boss fight is a fucking joke
>you get eternally cucked over babysitting Sargeras
>while your faggot brother is banging your waifu and is sleeping for years
How did they put so much suffering in one fucking character?

>how do you make a story about a class that wields the two most powerful and primal forces in existence

>Liadrin will never perform a Light-infused blowjob on you
Fucking eternal suffering. Also Liadrin>Valeera.

>crafted 4 Imbued silkweave bags to replace my hexweave bags just because i liked the image better
top this autism

yeah sure now wear this dress and heal me

>a random immortal raptor

pussy and ass?

the void is probably the strongest type of magic out there

liadrin is thicc but this certain image of her looks like a tranny

Ive sacrificed everything. have you?

great post
been months since i laughed in this general

Does that even work for replaced relics?

Who is the keyboard cat of world of warcraft?

heal me you little bitch

pe "pizzadough" zado

a dumb animal being unwillingly controlled by an unseen force into doing things?

the player character of course

...

havocbros, which one do i upgrade next?

you weren't kidding wow

>the eternal raptor

>tits so big you can see them from the back
Intredasting.

THERE ARE NO JUNGLES OR RAPTORS IN KALIMDOR AND TYRANDE HAS NEVER BEEN IN STRANGLETHORN VALE
FUCKING MEME DESCRIPTIONS REEEEEEEEE

priests could be really cool but "the light" is basically a stand in for Christianity but without any of the weird or interesting theology making it boring as fuck

Are you trying to be dumb? Raptors are all over the Barrens, and motherfucking Un'Goro crater is there

>a young tyrande whisperwing
>meaning before kalimdor split
>there were, and still are, raptors

>queue healer
>play as dps
>receive free satchel

What the other guy said. Also she was alive when it was a super continent.

>lorelet complaining about lore accuracy

>Sylvanas and Nathanos become raid bosses
>they kill Lady Liadrin

> someone resses her as the new forsaken leader

calling it

>mfw maining arcane mage
>mfw every mage i run across is either fire or frost and a complete reddit-tier annoying snowflake

What the fuck do you do for 10k+ years? We barely live for a hundred, and that's a long ass time. What the everloving fuck would you do for 10 thousand fucking years?

>le lolret meme