Touhou general - /2hug/ - #27

Red Dead Edition

Previous Thread >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>Why isn't this in /jp/
Some Cirno poster made a thread just for a get and now we're here.

>Where should I start?
the games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there
some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
1: Arkanoid
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5: Fighting games
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist.

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html
moriyashrine.org/retro-era-pc-98.html

>Touhou for bakas
m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

>West Replays
replays.gensokyo.org/index.php

>Please git gud!
moriyashrine.weebly.com/introduction-to-touhou.html

DEMO LINKS:
Four seasons:
mega.nz/#!hIZTTapC!1A4MTSueiirqFTfLkMeSab3cd6B9b5s4uITU-DlUs2c

AoCF:
mega.nz/#!g4d0hRqS!cyFKIH3U_On3zUBNA6GtcIjNjrN3IK4StJBPalFafQM

eraTohoK (plus other era engine games):
pastebin.com/6CULQcKd (embed) (embed)

Touhou is a game sometimes.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rl7ppuXMfC8
youtube.com/watch?v=yjVaN0eMMqI
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Marisa!

Reminder that Marisa is a slut!

is fucking shit

Do you love her user?

Damn. I was just about to make a new thread, gore edition.

No

YES

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Don't you fucking dare.

When did "Spongebob being related to another series" jokes stop being funny?
Seriously though the concept has been done to death and I can't even get a smirk out of them anymore.

Because your in a position to completely over-saturate yourself to such a concept while I who hasn't seen one in a few months got a chuckle out of it.

Ichirin was this beautiful?

yucka

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Of course.

Let's be honest, NONE of us put Yuuka as our our most favorite 2hu. Nobody care about Yuuka at all.

YUUKA IS A GIRL

Control yourself, fiend.

How is this not wife-material?

The sociopathy has something to do with it, I wager.

:3

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Iku is a cute slob.

Im actually liking her more everyday, the "dont put your dick in crazy" part of her makes me want to do so even more!

>tfw found the whole collection while lurking
>Now I hate to delete and clean the early collection of mokoposting pics.

uwaa i can't eat anymore, help me pls

Stick your finger in your throat like all the beautiful girls do.

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You sicken me.

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youtube.com/watch?v=rl7ppuXMfC8
Scarlet police on duty!

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This artstyle seems familiar somehow.

Do you like Dai Chan?

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Why would the hag on the right go to the beach with stockings?

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>Hey buddy, I think you’ve got the wrong door, the leather club’s two blocks down.
>Fuck You!
>Oh, fuck you leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you’re so tough.
>Oh yeah? I’ll kick your ass!
>Ha! Yeah right man. Let’s go! Why don’t you get out of that leather stuff? I’ll strip down out of this and we’ll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?
>Yeah, no problem buddy!
>You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.
>Yeah, smartass.
>I’ll show you who’s the boss of this gym.
I wanted to transfer it into kaguyaxmokou but I couldnt think of anything that sounded good.

Wake up...

Nice

I want to breed that rabbit.

you can't just rewrite art

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Why do I wanna hatefuck Mamizou?

Mother issues.

Mamizou isn't a momhu.

So?

youtube.com/watch?v=yjVaN0eMMqI
Marisa is not a slut she is just a rape victim
The only wrong part of these post is the part where you said fuck but other than that its ok. She was made to be hated.

I'm gonna fuck Marisa then.

Why does /2hug/ have a sexual fixation with Marisa?

Because Marisa is sexy.

She is /ourslut/

Why do you hate her?

The smug glasses girls that ZUN made remind me of Mari and how trash she is, therefore I hate them.

her smug aura mock me

Don't you like dominant girls?

>Good example of dominant girls
The 2hu hags
>Bad example of dominant girls
Her

Did the artist make the tail like like giant testicles on purpose?

Isn't Mamizou also a hag?

She is a tanuki so take a guess

Why makes you think that?
Are you so gay that you see testicles in every image?

Mari is also a hag but that doesnt make her a good EVA girl like the drunk whore. And I dont think she is even that old in the first place

What was the point of this character?

To be beat up by Reimu

me in the middle

None of this talk is even about the game, why is this here?

>talking about the characters of a game is forbidden
Who made you the boss of Veeky Forums?

Thats weird cuz the first times I came lurking around here people were talking about 1ccing the game or sharing webms of their runs but idk what happened. You could ask more gamerelated questions or to netplay if you want I guess.
>not boss of this gym
You fucked up big senpai.

Go away with your gay memes.

Right because generic image sharing, blogging with a touhou picture attached, and which touhou you'd fuck is such great Veeky Forums material.

I'm sure those sane lads in the Katawa Shoujo general are also discussing the game after over 3000 editions.

They are also a part of the problem.

Their smugness offends me

Theres nothing gay about gachiposting, in fact all the 2hus are lesbians so they are gayer if you ask me.
Have you been to any other generals?
Its surprising the amount of unrelated to the game shitpost there is on most generals. For example the historical games or pseudohistorical are pretty much insidejokes mixed with a big amount of /bant/

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Tei sux

Tewi is cute!

U succ

Tewi sux dik

U succ dik

i wish

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Because this community will do anything in its power to make me feel like shit.
>inb4 someone calls me egocentric for implying that I matter to anyone in the slightest.

Why would people wanting to fuck Marisa make you feel like shit?

Because it's just one guy who does it because he thinks shitposting is hilarious.
He's probably the same guy who complains about the general being dead, because he seems to believe that he can have a cake after having eaten it.

>having this much of a victim complex

user...

Reimu...

user~

Reimu... you have something on your face

Sanae~

It's cum

user!

Reimu, what are you doing shitposting at night?

REIMU! I'll lick you clean!

>You will never shipost with Reimu
Why even live?

Touhou would be a better series if ____ died