/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Fucking french faggots in the boipussi Edition

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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
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>Watching Streams
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>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to get good
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

Other urls found in this thread:

streamable.com/ymqbr
youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
clips.twitch
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

JW WHO?

first for csgog belongs to anime

OINK

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streamable.com/ymqbr
>silver games

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youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU

START IT UP BOYS THE PIGE IS BACK

where did the thumbnail for your webm end up

CUNT9 OUT WHEN?

what the fuck, did he have any info on him?

Why is france do this???

hell no, they don't care about shit like that

NiP on the otherhand, draken was a literal bully in school

what is broken now?

I don't know why this is the thumbnail for that webm, I thought it was just my pc for some reason

I want to punch Kenny on his lips

>Fnatic fucking french boipussy raw and live
Am I back in 2015?

Who /oink/ here?

Jungle awper was obv and they knew seized was prob near connector

the bomb was down right in front of connector, he wasnt stairs or cat
so surely he had to have been in connector, so flusha shoots at the spot thats literally meant to be wallbanged
newfag

>matches still not up on 365
just kill me

grand final

bitch ass faggot

>Silvers

In a 1v2 with the bomb down those would be expected spots for the CTs to hold

what a smug faggot

1. James, DDK, & Dazed
2. James & DDK
3. Pansy
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99. Anders & Semmler
100. HenryG & Sadokist

Why the pause? Are G2s hacks not working?

>more delays

thorin was right about poland

nice major gotards

kenny inhaled too much helium

Just because I never bothered to learn how to triforce doesn't make me a newfag :(

I've been making webms since they were introduced and i've never seen that happen before

Flusha is the Batman of csgou newfriend, he is suppose to win and you aren't supposed to be asking questions, just enjoy as he clutches brainlets with his Godlike gamesense and incorruptible aim

I really like blu and dazed for some reason

apex really looks a lot like gwatsky

>he has Anders and Semmler above Henry and Sado

your top picks are good taste.

uhhh...user...

clips.twitch
.tv/OilySullenSwallowTriHard

A L P H A

semmler is a little faggot, can't believe people have forgotten about him from the 2gd studio

just because he has a nice haircut and some decent clothes that doesn't make him any different

god i hate his gut so bad

We already had this discussion before, I know you are a triggered frenchie but contain yourself please.

>okay tier
james/ddk and anders/anyone

>reddo tier
henry/sado

>not even reddo likes him tier
semmler/anyone

>no umm
Fuck off

I want pansy to ride me until I die of exhaustion.

""""technical pause""""

definitely not a pause to stop momentum.

I heard that pansy gave victory bjs to C9

>godtier
machine & dazed

fnatic paused tho

Why the fuck would fnatic call it then?

>Biggest tournament of the year so far

>Not even 500k viewers

Where did everything go so wrong bros?

>people actually like this shit casting with reddit tier humor and meme referencing
There's shit taste and there's shit taste of GOtards.

>another delay

nice quality control you go here for your major gotards

and she was done with shroud in 15 seconds

ever since he acted like a faggot in the sc2 scene i can't really like him

>Tier of 2 based bromance casters is plebbit but nigger with forced maymays and racebaiting jokes in a slow disgusting british obnoxious voice is good
Neck yourself

krimz pc overheated from gamesense.exe so they're installing it onto a new pc for him

sh-shut up

>comeback script

nice game

this tournament has easily had as much time spent on waiting/pauses as it has on actual gameplay.
great tournament gofags

JW's steam crashed according to GOTV.

>Not like Bardolph and DDK
I mean you're either new or baiting. It's hard to tell majors.

>big pause
>g2 suddenly win
really makes me think

tournament is maintaining 400k average viewers tho throughout the week

its ok i think

>>based bromance
hello reddo

>liking Nigger and faggot combo
Kill yourself ESLfaggot.

its ok user, i still love you even if you're an idiot

>People talking about discord circlejerk
>People desperately baiting each other
>People with such shit taste to dislike best duo in favor of plebbit guys
geez, I wonder why...

has there ever been a team that has intentionally threw a round so the opposing team would get the loss bonus rest?

on a tournament of course

hello reddo

yeah and now fnatic is getting ass fucked because they were all in it and now they are probably cooled down and now they are going to shit. FUCK pgl their shitty polish technology is going to make Fnatic lose. Fucking slav niggers, I genuinely hope that Putin picks them next for the glorious russian empire, and drops a hot load of nerve gas on them. Fuck all the poles.

hltv confirmed

9-1 lead on T side. Good game.

JW dead? JW STILL FAK U

>event organizers turn off krimz mic and pc remotely just so g2 gets the win
I love g2 but this is funny

you just got my lol on

yes

reset*

literally nothing compared to the moba scene with 1 mil easy

kill yourself Gocuck

>2 pauses in less than 2min
Just fuck off G2

where did twitch get 1mil views on any moba games

seriously show me the actual viewer counts, not some meme article

>animeposting
Fuck off twitch chat.

what

g2? more like g2 pauses :DDDDD

>shills ask how a pro could slip cheats into a LAN when admins are watching all the time
>takes admin 40 seconds to notice the players want a timeout and round reset

hmm I wonder..

Happens every major. Casual gamers who use Veeky Forums descend on csgog to flame and shitpost. Probably got a better chance of discussion on HLTV than here.

God I fucking hate these little anime girls. I would love to catch one alone in an alleyway and force her to the ground, cut her arms and legs with a boxcutter to the start the bleeding, then rub the wounds against the asphalt to get sand and dirt in them so she's guaranteed to get blood poisoning. Then begin to rape her while holding her cheek against the concrete so that with each thrust it scrapes at her sweet innocent skin. Then as I approach orgasm I slit her throat so that she feels ultimate ecstasy and ultimate agony at the same time, the conflict shattering her brain, then leaving her there to be pecked apart by vultures and pigeons, tearing strips from her body, pecking off her nipples and pulling out her eyeballs, blood dripping over their beaks and feathers, slowly digesting their meal, using her body for energy as nature intended, before shitting out what is left around the countryside, the remnants of her corpse rotting away until she is part of nature again.

ECO'D

this is an anime website, reddo

>complaining about anime on 4chin
get the fuck out of here

whoops meant to reply

There's a containment board for animefaggots, reddo.

>tfw the redditors actually though the baguettes can beat fnatic

lmao

>not a pasta
well, you at least deserve a (You) i guess

good boy

>french cs

>the female toilets

why is jw not awping?

h-hehe. not so fast, kiddo.

>fnachoke

nothing personnel

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>buy pistols
>win
>repeat

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>buy pistol
>win
literally 6 rounds in a row