/owg/ - Overwatch General

thanks mister skeltal

Thank god

I'll be patiently waiting for jester Sombra r34

>tfw new comic

He's a big boy

>tfw you'll never hug user.

CUTE MEXICAN HACKER

>Sombra gets pushed out of Talon
>She reveals to Widow that she was brainwashed to kill her husband
>Widow doesn't believe her but her faith in Talon is shaken

Screencap this

>tfw no Bloo wife who kills Omnics

Why live

>Log into the game
>Under 100 level player on my team, named Genji
>Immideately starts giving orders on what should everyone play
>Ignore the fucker, pick zenyatta, because I ain't playin' Ana with one tank and two flankers, I'm not that good
>All throughout the match he keeps trashtalking and telling us he can't carry the game if no one will abide his orders
>Everyone ignores him and tries to stick together while he goes on wild flanks and dies alone
>Still a loss, even though it was a close game
>For shits and giggles type in chat that his skills were apparently not good enough
>He has a 30 second meltdown, literally screeching in voice, peaking his mic like crazy
Holy shit, I've never ever had such an entertaining loss. Wonder who his actual main is, if he plays genji that bad on mid-diamond.

How big is his cock?

>faith in Talon

Its not like she really has a choice to be there lol

Convince me not to onetrick Sombra.

>Doomfist wants a piece of the blue berry pie
>Sombra wants the BBC
>Meanwhile Reaper won't stop brooding over Jack

Talon is a mess.

> Reaper skeltal presses Q
>doot doot doot doot

Ana = goddess.

His actual main is probably Genji, honestly.
For whatever reason there are A LOT of Genji players with dedicated Genji accounts. Like I played with some guy named ThaGenjiBoi or some shit once. They are invariably shit.

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haven't thought that far,.. but he's probably a shower

Gabe lusts after Jack.

Sombra is best girl, she's pure (and she lusts for white dick only, she probably watches border enforcement porn). She sleeps with a teddy bear. Sombra is a sweet, pure girl.

This is canon.

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You're powered up GET IN THERE!

i'm not good enough for her

>wants
>implying he hasnt already
>implying "london" isnt a codeword for toilet, where they just haf sex

>someone picks Reaper
>hear "First you listen, then I kill."
You don't hear that one so much these days but it's still funny

>Jack has to want his ex get dominated by the BBC

I thought the NTR was a meme, Chu made it canon.

What a qt family.

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Forgot to mention how Reaper is Doomfist's bitch.

>Nobody noticed that one of the women is literally blue and has next to no pulse
Confirmed Chu is shit writer. What, did Jeff tell him to write that? ITS A CONSPIRACY

Beach Fun skins when?

>she lusts for white dick only
Oh man somebody hasnt read the new comic yet

>win game
>"we have the best torb"
>lose game
>"ugh why did we have to have a torb on our team. you suck"

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If a woman thinks she is smarter than you she will cuck you 100% of the time.

what does apagando las luces mean

Kill the lights

cool

Are there any bitchy cold-blooded heroes in this game? Like Cersei from GoT?

No! She likes girls only and if she was real she would totally date me.

This general is rapidly turning into tumblr, except nobody here draws gay art.

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As much as i dislike pharah, i gotta admit her younger self is cute

Fuck off dumb roleplayer

New comic was pretty all right. The art was iffy in places, but at least it explained a little about Talon's motivations.

>Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

>casino for criminals
>a known sniper for Talon goes to a casino
>to meet another member of Talon

This, Sombra's whole shtick screams "gay." She was practically drooling over Volskaya

I wouldn't have it any other way

Widowmaker.
She's a killing machine that bullied Tracer

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They already explained she's a fucking loser who never had any friends, so the whole amiga friend thing with Volskaya is just that on the nose (no pun intended).

>Omnic gambler
Fuck Doomfist, when are we getting Maximillian?

>little
Talon is basically all Doomfist now. Doomfist is Talon. He took direct control.

>implying tracer hasn't fucked her other selves many times already

Why is everyone in this game a disgusting amputee?

more Bi than anything and would only be down for one night stands.

none of the connections with ALL the pleasure

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>They
Who? When? Gib some source on that bullshit.

She doesn't seem an awkard autist like Mei, more like a professional criminal who likes to have some fun.

But that's better than what we had before, isn't it? Now they have a clear direction, not just "we're evil and we do evil things because good is dumb."

Well yeah, I can't see Sombra settling with anybody. You can also tell she'd like to have a go at Tracer

ROADHOG AMPUTEED HIS FACE

Any news on when blizzard is going to change fucking scatter arrow, I dont see how Roadhog who needs to HIT HIS HOOK to instakill you is bad, but scatter arrow that randomly kills you, dare you stand in semi clsed space is good for game.

Is it because of all hanzo shitters?

ha-HA!

E M P
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Very qt

dumb fleshy purist

Literally what was the point of the comic? Nothing happens in the story apart from Reaper saying 'Doomfist, we did some stuff while you were gone'. Chu is utterly shit at storytelling

>OWGfagposters

There are so many ways that you could and SHOULD kys that its hard to reccomend whete to start. I say keep it simple and find the nearest railroad track and wait..on it.

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

AMPOTATED

What should I do with Mercy so I can maximise my SR?

Also can't I do similar SR gains with other supports?

>in a game about shooting people with rockets, planting mines, and hacking them with swords, why are people missing limbs?
Hmm really makes me think

I know it won't happen because T rating, but I really want Roadhog to be horribly disfigured and half rotting under that mask.

We found out what Talon was doing before too. It was being strong armed by shitters with deep pockets. Then Doomfist threw the Italian whiteboi off a building.

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No fucking Doomfist suit skin?

to be fair, hanzo doesn't really have much else going on
a good hanzo can carry and if you change scatter into something weaker he'll just be ass

t. 0 minutes on hanzo so feel free to correct me

Reinhardt is ugly. So is McCree, Junkrat, Roaghog, and Jack. The only attractive male hero is Hanzo but even then he's a turnoff because lol no legs.

Does it get boring reposting the same fucking thing, every thread?

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>attacking a cybernetic fist fighter and a trained sniper with four dudes with no guns

God Talon is retarded

Why does he wear the mask?

>Morrison and Amari?
>No, not yet.
>I hope you're not feeling sentimental.

>No.

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Yeah

I want to kiss her on the lips

>having a threesome with two Reinhardt's