[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

All the bikes I like are 750ccs
800 at best
I have no idea why

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Oh that's actually a cool attention to detail.
It's a shame all of that went out the window with 5.

just bump start it you cuck

How? There's no fuel going to the combustion chamber because the fuel pump doesn't work, no spark because there's no energy, and no ECU because fuck you.

Because you're afraid of da powa

What are these like to ride? I'm assuming heel to up shift and toe to down shift. Seems like it would be worse than a traditional stick

Is the dash dead?
Can you hear the whirring of the fuel pump?
Does nobody around you have a pair of cables?

I just remembered there's a gas station ten minutes from where I live. On my way there now

FI cucks BTFO once again.

how is sucking tyrones bbc at the gas station glory hole going to chargr ur bike fagget?

awkward
I use my toe on both because trying to shift up with my heel just doesn't work, my foot doesn't bend that way

This is not the US, this is slavland. No Tyrone here, only Paweł

>FI requirements: no dead batteries
>carb requirements: no bad gas....or inappropriate altitudes and temperatures. garsh dangit, i flooded 'er again. sorry son we aint leavin just yet, gotta wait for er to dry out. i hate winter.

how do you bump an automatic

>bad gas
I don't live in the third world.
>flooded
Git gud at setting them up.
>winter
Literally use the choke.

>i don't live in the third world

You must, if your bike literally never ever sits and none of your gas has ethanol in it. In the first world we have ice, snow, frequent rain (as if you're going to bust out full gear to go five miles down the road for eggs) and ethanol.

4 hours and still no beds
I could nab this today, that'd be nifty

Just found out that KTM is now 50% pajeet owned. No wonder they've gone down the shitter.

anyone know what model this is
and is that luggage rack a garden pitchfork

>literally never ever sits
I like riding. Even when I do leave her outside for 2 weeks at a time (or 3 months in the garage), at most I just have to run the starter for a couple more seconds with the choke pulled and throttle slightly open until she turns on. From there it's smooth sailing.
>none of your gas has ethanol in it
It takes ages for ethanol to turn rubbery and clog your jets. Hasn't happened to me yet. I think the maximum is 5% here.
>ice
Bike is in the garage by then. The garage isn't heated so it gets cold still, but it's well insulated so I don't get ice in there.
>snow, frequent rain
Bike has sat outside for weeks with those things, no problems. Get a tarp if you want minimum protection but even without one you'll be fine.

Protip: Ethanol in your fuel can actually beneficial. E.g. when your bike is warm and the air is humid, and it cools down, water might condense and clog the jets. A little splash of ethanol (I use spiritus) in a full tank when it's cold prevents that. Even if you do get clogged jets from water, running the starter for a few seconds clears them out.

the 125-400cc road bikes are all made in poo in loo, thats about all it is.

>calling petrol gas
>claiming it should have ethanol in it
What the fuck is this mate?

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>500R on sale in a discount supermarket

Colour me surprised not

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>Can't clear out a flooded cylinder
No wonder you're afraid of carbs.

hust you wait user ill be a liter bike and then youll have to let me in

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>tfw addicted to the wave

i cant fucking stop. if i don't wave i feel like im cursed

>carbed V4 sportbike

Your move

How retarded do you have to be to flood a road bike

>be me
>1am
>2 below freezing out
>decide to take bike for ride
>bike is almost 30 years old
>has been sitting for 2 weeks in freezing temps
>go to bike
>start her up
>she's groggy
>coughing white smoke from exhaust
>going down driveway
>experience partial power loss above 3000RPM
>after like 2 seconds on the road i pull over
>letting bike idle to warm up
>cop pulls up
YOU OKAY?
>"ya"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>"bike's cold, warming it up"
>he drives off seeming angry
>i go get some gas and snacks
>put put around town for half an hour
>tuck my baiku back under cover for the night

what have you done today dbt?

>got up
>cold shower to drive the cold and DOMS away, partially successful
>joghurt, oats, banana
>shitposting at work while eating chicken and pasta
>wish I could ride
At least I am making gains.

t. sub 8pl8 squatlet

desu that sounds comfy
>woke up
>jerked off a couple times
>went grocery shopping
>made tea
>played games
>had a couple drinks (several)
>shitposted on 4chinz
my life sucks and i hate winter

I've cleared flooded i4s like nothing, just disconnect the carbs hit the ignition and let the gas in the cylinders burn out

>wake up 10 am
>equip armor
>mount baiku
>ride calmy to work
>obey all speed limits to the number
>medium acceleration at lights
>be depressed as i park because i won't get to touch again for 8 hours
>workday was above average and far easier than normal
>SurgeOfAutisticExcitement.jpeg
>ride the exact opposite on way home
>ran a red light
>ran every yellow light
>minimum 10 mph over speed limit
>what's a turn signal

who else here /sometimes reckless/

It's bicep and lat DOMS though. I'm a pulluplet.

it's okay user, better times will come. desu your day sounds like it was pretty comfy too. stay comfy, user

>dad is having a midlife crisis
>bought an 06 night rod as his first bike

Is someone probably gonna have to scrape him off the pavement soon?

lmao you ride like a twat confirmed

I obey all speed limits in built up areas and ride considerately for other road users but as soon as the national speed limit applies I go about 100-120 mph.

>have somehow managed to get pulled over for criminal speeding on several occasions
>pulled over twice for shit first gear wheelies
>and one instance of blown tags.

How this scooter is a cop magnet is a mystery to me.

What bike? Looks like a 125

Dailies bike so every morning I have to do this shit

> ride bike
> no plates because MOT is gone anyways and riding without plates is cheaper than riding without MOT
xd

shouldn't be too bad

I put my bike back together while it was snowing

nope I own my shit I'd rather not be a reckless dick

the meme machine R3

Haven’t ridden dual sports above 250. Only rode 150s and 250s, and I prefer the smaller ones when it comes to unfamiliar and loose terrain. Lighter weight makes it easier to shift the balance between front and back. Just easier to control overall.

fellow az fag, up north though.

I4 is pussy shit
Hi comp twins are where real men are made

>he doesn't ride a 2 litre thumper

Yuma, there's one other /dbt/ poster here but he's mostly a lurker now.

too cold to ride up here now :( put her away for the winter. just waiting for the snow to come so i can piss off the BROTRUCKS with my subie.

I enjoy my 600cc i4, on a hard launch it can do power wheelies into 2nd and almost 3rd gear, makes a good show at the street races

post the best picture you have of yourself on a bike

best way to remove stickers

Paint thinner, get a rag dab some thinner on it press it on the sticker don't rub it in just let it Saturate the sticker then peal it off
t. Car painter

no meme, pissing on them. the acidity in your piss helps remove stickers like no tomorrow. not even fucking joking, piss in a windex bottle and spray your stickers with it and it'll come right off. this isn't a le haha poopoo peepee 4chang xd meme i'm 100% serious about this. Did it when I got my trailbike a while ago./

Not putting them on.
Goo gone and a razor blade if you have steady hands

but im scared to do that

fingernails

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anything i should drink beforehand?

Piss has ammonia it'll eat at the paint

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OwO whats this

Literal weak necked ginger faggot
Glasses wearing basement dwelling Pedo
U seem ok

same fag

Spray a bit of carby cleaner on the stickers, make sure to completely soak them, leave for 5-10 minutes then they should peel right off

It's nice to see furries have infiltrated dbt

lmao

soon

is that pokemon pikachu?

"no"

Try this one if you haven't played before.

YES.

:-)

This one should be easy.

... unless of course transparency gets rendered as black by jpg. FUCK.
Bonus points if you can still guess it from the outline.

Super Blackbird?
Busa?
ZX14R?

BUSA BRO

YEAH BRO

VERY angery shib revving at incredibly hihg speed

brum brum
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mad cus u dont have a ducati? i thought as much

Man, u b ugly