OFFICIAL FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD

Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

What are your car related plans for the weekend?

your car > whores

post waifu

I'm going to work because it's 12:36 in the afternoon

I don't have a car
And I just have a fat chick I'm trying to fuck because /v/irgin

Going to a meet in the CTS-V

>tfw life is misery

It's cold out and I feel like shit

>It's cold out
Lol its 58 F inside my neet den. don't see the point in putting drinks in the fridge as they are fridge-tier cold just sitting by the shitty insulated windows.

nothing but the heat from my computer and game consoles to keep me comfy.

Why not get a space heater

Probably will if starts to get too cold. i have a pretty strong tolerance to the cold and even now with just a T-shirt and blanket i can still sweat balls. one of the reasons i hate hot states like Arizona where they reach triple digits.

Why you no speak English?

Cold, but that's no reason to not go on a night drive- gonna head out in about an hour or so. No one to go with, probably going to give one of the the cars a good vacuum/swap out the headlights this weekend, and take the other shitbox out for a spin so it stays fresh.

I got home from a full day of welding, so I'm relaxing. I wish I could find the motivation to go do car stuff.

My only two friends are out of town, and no meets because it's freezing balls out.

>Actually having a gf

Check battery terminals, screw with stupid power steering that's being intermittent. See if brakes are acting up yet again for the same reason they have the past 3 times. Maybe go for some touge runs to get rid of carbon because dorito life.

Actually thinking about why I'm home on a Friday night and the whole existential questioning that follows is probably the exact reason that I am.

My car is stuck in a snowbank and i dont feel like dealing with it today. Might try to pull it out and do brakes tomorrow though. No bros and no gf, just a some group of friends i met on meme sites and ill probably chill with later.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Just got home for weekend, plan on hitting the gym once my peetzer settles

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf
Tfw had to postpone tonight’s activities with my fwb due to her Aunt Flo hitting today and your boy ain’t about to earn his red wings

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Just got my 135i back from the shop, going to try to finger bang a Stacy in it tomorrow night after I take her to one of those winter festivals or some shit

Waifu>your car > whores
I love muh nazi God Machina but she doesn’t have shit on Cadance (posting side qt trap boi waifu in order to not break R15)

You in NorCal?

I'm at a small comfy anime convention.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
I'm actually pretty fucked up and may be infertile, can't sleep, and shit blood.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Vacuum new shitbox and oil. Maybe wash it.
>your car > whores
>post waifu

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
i slept through my friends calling me out for dinner
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
my whats?
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
windshield washer fluid and maybe a car wash
>your car > whores
>post waifu

Change of plan br/o/s, ended up going to a meet actually
>be cruising instagram
>see meet being hosted by local hardpark fuccbois
>at a target near my house so figure why the fuck not
>at first its pretty mellow, nothing really is going on
>decide to go shopping for some Xmas shit since the lot is dead
>come out and while roaming the lot one last time spot old coworkerbro riding bitch in his friend’s 135i
>discover the friend’s 135 is heavily modded
>600+ hp.jpeg
>coworker convinces him to give me ride
>out of nowhere get thrown back into seat as we hit 120mph on a nearby boulevard
>jizz pants.wave
>do a couple pulls and head back to meet
>by this time the fuccboi crowd has rolled in, in full form
>some autist in a z3 is doing burnouts to an orchestra of mustangs reving in background
>cops gon’ be here soon
>exchange numbers with 135bro and bounce
>cruise home listening to some comfy eurobeat
>mfw it actually turned out to be a pretty good night

Pic somewhat related, it’s a picture of an m3 I parked next to toward the beginning of the night

>Why are you sat at home alone on a Friday night?
Nothing really to do in town, could go to a pool hall and shoot but I'd feel like a bit of a loser going alone. Most tables get taken by groups.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Small hicktown that's surrounded by ghettos, not really anyone to click with.
Doubt there are any meets near me, I would go even if I think most of them would be autists, though, just for the hell of it.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Gonna go cruising after work tomorrow
>post waifu

>was planning to buy a GTR early next year
>probably going to do the right thing and buy another house instead (first house is now a rental)
makes me sad anons.

my ex gf showed up so we went out to dinner n downtown. came back to my the crib downloaded the cranaberries and john maus discography listened to music drank a bottle of wine and a half case a corona. we didnt fuck because shes on the rags. now im eating a turkey n egg grill cheese my kitchen is fuggin wrecked now lol

>ex gf
>prez/poo/
Kek the absolute state of larping faggots

poor thing lol

You never posted your car there is no reason for you to be here. Even alphonse has a car.

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haha they got all mad again :D

I had work earlier and am going to go out tonight to see some local bands playing.
Undecided whether I will drive there, or get the bus (or some other transport) and get drunk with my friends.

I just bought some stickers which I am going to use to beautify the car.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Because work, but it's my last day.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
See above.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Nothing really. Going to be doing a shit ton of moving though.

>post waifu
Kk.

No. Washington

I never thought someone could make alphonse look good but atleast he can shitpost instead of copying someone elses shitposting style.

My GF is taking her finals next week so she’s studying and finishing homework. I was invited to a house party but got drunk at home and played GTA instead.
It’s cold out; going to snow tomorrow. I am dropping off my shitbox tomorrow morning to have the transmission rebuilt.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

No plans no meets

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros
or gf?

Implying friends, implying gf

>What are your car related plans for the weekend? Finishing the e85 conversion on my friends fd, why do retards with no mechanical skills get the nice cars?

>your car > whores
Agreed

>post waifu

Postin

im depressed and the cops took my bb gun away but i dont really wanna get it back because no one wants to shoot with me anyway

post caused a massive trigger

Stop being a dirt poor white supremacist nigger fucker and buy a real gun you little faggot.

this is why i throw bottles at the parking lot next to my building

what gun user kun?

a crosman optimus with a generic 4x

luckily i got to keep the scope by being cooperative, but not the pellets, which is odd, but whatever, at least i have a lonely scope

doesnt stop people from shitting on me for where I liked to mount that scope, or describing how it feels to look through the scope at all though, so why even get the rifle back when just saying "I like the mount the scope pretty close to my eye" and "there's a red/blue halo on it during the day or in other very well lit conditions" makes people go insane at me

Installing a bluetooth receiver to my stereo system so I don't have to fuck with aux no more

don't listen to people buddy. they aren't worth listening to.

you got any pics of ur gun senpai?

>What are your car related plans?
Replacing a steering rack and desperately adjusting coilover specs to raise the car

Only one and it's incriminating. I can't take any new ones for reasons I hope are obvious.

>don't listen to people buddy. they aren't worth listening to.
Other people determine where I can go and what I can do. And If you're right, why should I listen to you?

Also that's a weird as fuck compensator.

People can give you shit about owning a bb gun but atleast you can shoot it outside without worrying about taking someones head off.

How old are you? And why don't you just buy a real gun.

they're movie tier stuff not actually racegun parts
afaik
they work super nice though since 92 isnt a tilting barrel

I got fucking arrested for carrying it home and got it confiscated for testing limits.

Not that I care. The thing was fun, but what's the point of it when I can't share that.

>And why don't you just buy a real gun.
It was fun to own but I'd rather shoot it with others, and saw that that'll never happen. Why bother with real guns when people are unwilling to play with literal toys. I'll save any enthusiasm for C8 shoots, and even then, fuck it, it's not at all in good fun.

I'm pretty sure I've seen a YouTube video with a similar compensator put on it tho.

and ugh the 92 is truly the greatest pistol of all time. so sexy
Why do you insist on having people play with you? Tis odd

>Why do you insist on having people play with you?
Living and doing alone is idle masturbation. There's no meaning to things done in vacuum.

92 is great I had a 96a1 but I sold it and now have 8 glocks probably I lost count.

it looks better with wood grips. i don't have pics on me right now but i replaced the shitty plastic trigger and mag release with wilson parts and put low power springs in it along with cherry wood grips

Wrong. You create your own meaning. It's a perspective thing. Your sadness seems self inflicted.

Getting up earlyish to go test-ride the new bike I want.

Meaning only comes from creation and creation is vindicated by perception and usage.

You can create a perfect map of a kingdom, 1:1 scale and exactly as large of the kingdom itself and in perfect detail down to position of subjects and wind currents and each and every bit of minutae, reflected in perfect fidelity on a map exactly as large as the thing it represents so no detail is compressed or downscaled.

Such a perfect map is just a pile of wasted ink and canvas if no one uses it.

And a gun is just as useless in its wild report and perfect accuracy if no one enjoys it. The gun I had was nice but I only used it in anger. The thing was a blight on the world through my anger and hatred, and it would have never made anyone happier. I'd prefer it get destroyed.

What bike?

drivin my turd

That's by far the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Who cares if you only used it in anger? I mean obviously you do but if you even enjoyed a second of it (you obviously did) then you should keep it. Why are you being a faggot? Just use the gun to destroy things and property. Just don't get caught. And second a weapon isn't a blight on anything. You decided to use it in that way not the other way around.

Honda CBR650F. Brand new, red and black paintwork.
Checked the financing yesterday, got a good offer for my old bike as trade-in. Today is just checking to see if I can ride it without any back/shoulder pain. And maybe seeing if they can add some accessories to it before giving it to me, so I can fit luggage before my road trip plans for the summer.

Where you at bro? Skagitfag here

bangor here

not him btw

He's just an edgy kid that shot something he shouldn't have and now he's flustered about being punished.

Dang bro you're in the buttcrack of nowhere. Good twisties down around the peninsula?

>then you should keep it.
It's in some cop lockup so it's quite literally out of my hands. It's only there because I brought it out to have fun with, with someone else, and that never happened. It's obvious that the rifle has no place in my hands, let alone the world at all. At the very least, it should belong to someone else; clearly I'll never have anyone to shoot the thing with in a happy way, and even using it myself just garners hatred; any enjoyment I get out of it is canceled by how much people will hate on me for my scope placement for eye relief and focus, or whatever I tack onto it, or even what pellets I feed it. I might have fun destroying an old pan an old roommate already fucked up with metal forks; but I like to fit the scope particularly close to my face so that makes me worse than hitler. I feed it only the cheapest pellets, so that makes me worse than stalin. I like to drive it into my body by holding it a little like a handgun with a stock rather than like a proper rifle because it's so back-heavy and that makes me worse than mussolini. I only used the 4x for its parallax like a red dot and not for its magnification, and that makes me worse than churchill.

Vamp a shit btw

no idea. just moved up here last week.

>tfw no time to explore because navy

You must be

A. Trolling
B. Stupid
C. Stupid

Who fucking cares what mood you are in when you're shooting a fucking BB gun?

What's the point of doing anything when literally every aspect of it will get you shit on


Doesn't matter if I like the scope where it is -- the eye relief is objectively wrong and the focus is objectively bad. Doesn't matter what my groupings are, my stance is objectively shit. Doesn't matter what range I'm at, the sight is objectively wrong. Fuck it.

Pretty good bike user.

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Buy real guns anons we are all of age here.

why

no one will shoot them with me, and will only complain about how I shoot them by myself, so why bother

no one complains when you have a real gun because YOU HAVE A REAL GUN.

If you're that butthurt about it buy some Chinese airshit and find a field, shoot all the stuff you want. Get a drum mag and the cheapest BBs the field will let you use. Nothing beats mowing down 14 year olds with 5000 angry white plastic bees coming out of the end of your glorified Nerf gun.

I don't think you understand my complaint.

Whatever configuration I put my shit in, it'll garner hate towards me because god forbid I like my scope in a certain position or like a certain stance. I can't go shooting with friends either, because I have no friends, I guess, despite whatever lies I'm told.

Whether it's a .308 or .177 won't change that.

You get shit because you ARE shit. Your gun was taken because you were waving it around in public.
You're a moron, kill yourself.

Bought it. Picking it up next saturday.

u back bay bro?

>snowing outside
>car is comfy in the garage
>urge to drift in the snow increasing

Going to the junk yard with friends :3

Junk yards are comfy

I was busy fucking hot girls. I did my racing thursday night and now my car needs a nap. ;(

I too enjoy getting some high class escorts from time to time

Nah bruh thats my fiancee.