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I want to marry Mei! Edition

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>Previous thread:

I WILL MARRY MEI

Though this is obvious bait, I do think Winston would make a better and more relatable 'main' character than Lena 'I really have no solid personality and am whatever Chu wants me to be' Oxton or Jack 'I don't like the past' Morrison. Make it about Winston rebuilding Overwatch
Is this just me?

Why don't they just mix Offense and Defence into the came 'DPS' category and use Off/Def as sub-categories.
Is this just me?

Nǐ hǎo!

Here comes T.Racer!

such a cutie.

Wait a fucking second.

Sorry that I'm late to the party but. .

Sombra is 30 years old?

This game needs way more support heroes. They don't need to be healers or heal, but having heroes that support the team in some way would be refreshing. Or heroes that provide utility to the team, like how Torb can give out Armor Packs. There are so many options for damage dealing heroes; there should be almost as many heroes that can provide subnational utility too.

Go easy on our Australian friend.

Shes also augmented

Think of ideas for changes that would destroy OW.

>Winston's gun now goes through armor and does double damage to shields and barriers, since it's electricity
>Characters get additional abilities based on their costume, like Reaper with his Nevermore costume can throw a raven on people to weaken them like Discorb Orb and Mei's Yeti Hunter gives her a Junkrat trap to use
>Universal 50% charge requirement reduction for all ults

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Who wants to play some games with absolute shitter on EU? Eithne#2363

CUTE!!!!!

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Blizz fucked up by making all the defense heroes gimmicky niche heroes, while making every offense hero a minmaxing combo of "Mobile and kills shit effictively and quickly"

While simultaneously launching with just 3 heroes that can heal whilst needing 2 in every game.

And now doomfist is yet another mobile fast dps offense hero. Whats the point, we dont need anothet one

I never really noticed it, so I am sorry that i can't help you.
>are all germans weeaboos?
Nah. Probably related to the fact that everyone here uses Whatsapp and similar stuff.

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>And I do think junkrat is supremely annoying. Not op, but annoying and I'm glad he's so frequently pushed out of the meta.
>I don't think defense heroes are fun. I'm glad they're dumpster tier, I don't ever want them to be viable.

This. The day bastion or junkrat become meta is the day I uninstall. I'm glad they exist for players who like those sorts of characters, but losing to them is absolutely miserable.

This game could actually use less damage, less powerful heals, less ult charge, and less mobility. Something to slow down the flow of the game. There's so much dumb shit in the game and the dominant playstyle is dogpiling with abusive move skills.

Cute too!

Why are people so against defense heroes who have ALWAYS been shit and easy to beat being good

And yet perfectly ok with heroes like soldier, genji, tracer and pharah nonstop killing them in every game?

which character is most likely to be depressed?
which character is most likely to kill themself?

I wish there was a Tracer skin without her goggles and more tan lines

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I'm bad at this game, but the lowest I've been was when I first calibrated to 2700~ during Season 2. I got to Masters and stayed there every season since then.
The majority of my friends who play this game are gold, and playing against other gold players in QP really opened my eyes.
In order, I think the skills gold players sorely lack the most are positioning, helping/sticking with team mates (team-shooting, saving team mates, etc.), mechanics, and aim.
Plus, I think most of them just go on auto-pilot during certain engagements or parts of a match.

D.va

this is still, STILL, my favorite potg of all time.

Widow

>nobsummer tracey skin with even more tan lines and more noticeable freckles

Feels bad man

You missed the two week Bastion meta when Ironclad had more reduced damage.

Yep, and D.Va is 19

Why do these threads always have a buffer of absolute cancerposters who JUST HAVE to post their waifu/husbando?

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Because defense heroes are inherently unfun to play against. Defense heroes are in a decent place right now. They're still usable, they're powerful in niche situations, but not amazing. If they were powerful you would be filled with hate at Mei's point-covering Blizzard launching several times a round, or getting your shit kicked in by Torb's now-buffed turret while he's also shooting you in Molten Core which lasts 12 seconds and makes him nigh unstoppable, or being killed by Junkrat's 120 damage fuck-you mine that kills anything directly in front of him while he bombards you from the air spamming more than Pharah ever could, or pretty much anything about Hanzo, or Bastion's turret which can shred any tank in the blink of an eye.

Defense heroes are purposely underpowered and it's good that they are. If they weren't the game would be cancer.

i already saw your reply on the other thread, loser.

my personal theory is that you guys aren't very expressive in real life so you go crazy with the cute emotes

how accurate am i

Mercy should have never been put in the game. Having weak heals all around with the gimmick being

>Zen can do extreme range fire and forget
>Lucio can do it in an aoe
>Ana is strongest heals but all her shit can be blocked by dm and shields and shit

Would have been much better for the game overall rather than having a

>Lmao gl killing us faggot hope you can kill mercy before us too or get rezzed nigga

Why is there so little cowboyposting these days
It makes me sad :(

>there are people that need coaching
>for a video game
It isn't even hard to get to gm, why the fuck would anyone need coaching? what is this meme?

Most Germans are dull people all around and the weeaboo faggots are Austrians or something. Those healsluts with their gay emotes are probably Austrians.

>tfw no Bloo to go on missions with

Post lewds

Who do you think starts these threads?

Because Blizz filled their game with waifus/husbandos, and this brings the worst of people

The spread redution was the only mistake Blizzard did with RouteRazorback and you know it's true.

Ohh baby

Thank you Tracer friend.

Yes. Sombra is an old hag.

Ironically, Symmetra and Zarya are younger than her.

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Snipers and one hit kill abilities like Reinhardt charge/Doomfist punch should be removed from the game. I don't care how 'good' you are at aiming and I don't care how 'LUL FUNNY' it is, oneshots just don't have a place in Overwatch.

>assuming a Torb buff would be a turret buff

That is how you spot a shitter.

i already miss old bastion. he had a clear cut identity as an immobile death zone who shreds tanks even from a long distance but struggles to beat anyone outside of his transformed forms, and had clear cut counters to encourage swapping. they brought everthing he had closer together in power level, making his recon more powerful and his deployed forms less powerful, but this only really served to make him completely uninteresting as a character. they could have gone for a different route, like applying the repair-move change while also neutering the time to transform to the really powerful turret form. that way his identity as the immobile death zone for beginners that requires a direct counter would have remained.

who else here started experiencing homosexual thoughts only after exposure to Overwatch?

asking for a friend

Is there anything more smug than dressing up as the Red Death to sit in a meeting among rich snobs that want to watch the destruction of the human race?

He might as well of just walked into that meeting with a sign on saying "I'm going to systematically kill every person in this room"

>Defense heroes are inherently unfun to play against

As opposed to Tracer and Genji being able to go anywhere in the map
Have multiple defensive tools for tiny bursty mobile heroes with great damage that murders you in under a second

Or soldier "Press Q hold m1 wipe team"

Those are all fun things to play against

>Those are in a decent place right now, useable

Have you played mei; junkrat or bastion recently? They are not "in a good place" right now, they're on a completely different level of power to the good offense heroes. They dont even get picked by pros ever, in any meta not just dive, because they've never been useful enough to warrant picking

>Defense heroes are intentionally underpowered otherwise the game would be cancer

Because lucio tracer winston dva vs lucio tracer winston dva playing "Who dives better and functions better in the dogpile of fighting wins the game". Fun asf having 24 heroes and only ever feeling justified picking 1/3rd of them. Every game. In the same way. Not cancer at all

So when is doomfist coming out of ptr?

Used to be a mccree main until this season, he's just too frustrating to play right now. You're the target of every dive since you're squishy/immobile, Dva can just right click you and prevent you from doing anything, your teammates expect you to deal with the Tracer AND the Genji AND the pharah while you're being dove on by dva/winston, and you just have to try twice as hard a soldier player for half the effectiveness.

I've been playing Mercy this season and probably will until the meta changes.

Next Thursday.

Mei and Bastion used to be niche picks at the pro level. Then they fell out of favor due to dive. But guess what, you are not a pro. You can still use Mei and Bastion.

If you don't have oneshot abilities, then you can't have high mobility heroes like tracer and genji because then they have no counter

it comes out on the 27th of this month gremblo.

i already fapped to traps and shemales before overwatch but the feelings started getting more intense when i started playing overwatch and now i shove things into my butt sometimes.

I think it's unrelated tho

Is Junkrat viable on attack Volskaya B

Don't spoon feed him information that's right in the OP folks.

Ever tried being a cheeky cunt and diving in Sentry form from the high ground from behind?

I agree. Mercy was a mistake.
Have you ever played a game where both teams are playing seriously and not using Mercy? It's beautiful.

Why did they ever stop take away his shield and his "cant turn around" limited degree of aiming thing.

Because bastion just backed into a corner and you actually needed to think about beating him? And thats not ok?

But being able to pick tracer and genji and soldier every fucking game every fucking map and be able to do your job all the fucking time? well thats just fine

user that's r-really hot. tel me more.

But you can't charge/rocket punch Tracer or Genji reliably unless you can read them, and a good player on either of them just won't be read and they'll kill you.

I regularly kill Genji or Tracer as McCree in two-three shots, and I have to put myself in actual danger for that to happen. It's a good fight all around. It's not a good fight when you're killed halfway across the map by a GM smurf.

>all of the one hit kill heroes aren't even meta and get countered easily but still wants them removed
Kek cry more

Is nerfing scatter arrow a meme?

Hana made me gay, now I want a cute asian gamer girl girlfriend. Thanks Blizzard.

Fareeha

Scatter arrow is going to get nerfed, same with reaper's ult, they're going to make it cost more.

My crystal ball also reveals to me a 7

it really isn't, i just started watching hands-free ejaculation videos where they cum by riding a dildo and it seemed like they were having a good time so i tried it out and now i masturbate with a thick sharpie in my butt.

dae 'any complaint about my perfect game is WRONG and the person who wrote it should be sent to papa jeff's re-education center'

In terms of power, Hanzo is fine. Widowmaker is fine. Reinhardt will be fine. Doomfist is OK. Their one shots are just frustrating and fucking annoying to play against.

Sorry sir I'll go escort myself to the nearest Camp For People Who DARE to Think Overwatch Has Design Flaws.now.

>i already saw your reply on the other thread, loser.
I just wanted to be s-sure...
>how accurate am i
Not very (I think). It's just a stereotype. Although it's kind of fitting for me personally.

>unless you can read them
what's the problem? shouldn't the game be skill based?

>tfw masturbating to guys doing hands-free ejaculation
>tfw still not homo
how the fuck do you guys succumb to it? it's just as easy as telling yourself you're not homo, and you're not homo.

BRING THE BIG 3 BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, 2018

>Mei and Bastion used to be niche picks at the pro level

Fucking when?

>You can still use mei and bastion

Anyone can use substandard heroes, doesnt mean you should

Mercy
ressurect is now an aimed projectile readied by pressing Q and highlighting the ground
can be deflected by genji and eaten by dva

DVA
self destruct can now be eaten by dva and has 250 hp, 2.5x riptires
gremlin dva now gives 300% increasd ult charge to the enemy due to the radiation of her pistol

Genji
dash no longer resets when dragonblade is used

Sombra
hacking ends visor and dragonblade

Bastion
is now immune to hacking
tank form replaces repair, damage nerf

new ult: becomes the hero that bastion last killed for a short duration, 4x ult charge can use that characters ult. lasts 10 seconds.

bastion is renamed to Agent Smith

'the only skill is aiming'

Doesn't help that Charge is broken, Rocket Punch makes you a target for the MADA MADA and 'shoot you' combo, and the two snipers are just frustrating and dumb in terms of design and fun-factor.

>career high through S1 - 4 was 2650ish
>pic related
I feel like I don't belong. Help.

>wanting more of the boring three instead of the heaps of other more interesting characters in this game

kill yourself

>tfw masturbating to guys doing hands-free ejaculation
>thinks he's not homo and thinks telling himself he's not homo makes him not homo

D.va, no question

Honestly just remove Hanzo from the game. Everything about the character is just infuriating. From spammable one-shot kill projectiles, to wallhacks, to scatter arrow oneshotting tanks or killing you unintentionally, to his stupid fucking wolf skin that obscures his headhitbox, just fuck Hanzo. I hate playing against him almost as much as I hate having one on my team.

maining one character fucks the metrics. its why this season sucks so much.

You know, it's a good thing you don't work for Blizzard.

Widow, Hanzo, and the other oneshot heroes arent overwatch though

Winston, tracer, dva, genji are overwatch. Mobility is overwatch

I have and its fun, for about a second before they turn around and melt you in a second, because your new stupid xboxhueg spread makes you miss all the important skinny dps heroes

but its true user. everything is in the head. if i don't think i'm a homo, then i'm not a homo. masturbating to twinks is purely aesthetic.

Probs Rein. Getting old, must be depressing that when you go, chances everyone around you will die shortly after. Armour is failing, all military mates dead, most Overwatch mates dead or in hiding and no kids. Pretty bad tbqhfam.

>Dva becomes broken as fuck and completely dominates the meta
>extremely easy to play
>SR bonus for maining one character and not switching
Congrats on becoming average at the game.

>the only skill is aiming
That's not true tho. There are tank mains here in gm and their skill is shot calling and analysis.
And yes, blizzard should fix that. But one shots have a place. if we want more fun, mobile characters then we also need one shots to keep them from being super broken at the highest tiers of play

Will Rein finally be viable after his buffs? Can I finally main him up to Grandmaster as an incredibly aggressive Rein again?

Son, you're a flaming fag.

have you tried just shooting hanzo and jumping to avoid scatter?

>play hanzo
>spawn camp lucio with scatter
>one time he gets away
>fire acatter blindly down corridor
>killed lucio 100

in all seriousness, learn to aim duck dip dodge jump and dodge.

after all, if you can dodge a log, you can dodge a hanzo arrow
or drink urine and play dva