/utg/ - Undertale General

that really depends on what you consider good

Yes.

Is Asriel the type of goat that freezes and falls over when startled?

Yes.

as long as cute goats are posted in them

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Reminder that Chara was the true hero of the game, no matter what route tou take

So they're responsible for genocide?

Sweet. It's always nice to see a non-dindu around.

No!

New Caretaker, in which doors are blue

The spider seeing this post for the millionth time!
The spider wanting to write a bully post for this post to be like all the cool kids!
The spider not being able to think of any ideas!
The spider staring at the screen, despondent due to her sudden creative slump!

>Toriel putting a stop to the madness and rescuing Frisk

Yessss

Yes I know this wouldn't happen. Or if it does Chara will try to work around it. But let me feel hope for now

Would a Popeye Spinach-powered Punch against Omega Flowey turn him into Asriel?

No.

It would turn him into the god of hyperdeath.

"Whoops, one too many"

Thread dead when

Not today.

Seeing as you won't accept the proof I have provided, instead you must prove that the spider is not cute. I'd like to see you try!
The spider realizing that bullying is bad and not cool!
The spider not wanting to write a bully post anymore!
Being very proud of the spider!

And what would a Spinach Punch do to the God of Hyperdeath

Just so we're clear such a punch would totally break the barrier

Turn him into that angel of death form

Sneaking up behind the spider at her desk and giving her an atomic wedgie!
Pulling the spider's underwear over her head!
Calling the spider a nerd!

I think you know my next question

It turns him into a lovecraftian version of the angel of death.

Ps4 theme is amazing

So what form does he need to be in for the punch to turn him into smol gote?

Flowey, maybe.

But there's still about a 50% chance it turns him into omega instead.

So in other words, it's a coin toss.

Probably gonna finally dump my FF7 one for it

Mettaton becomes a tin can, a neatly stacked pile of RAM and Hapstablook folded like a blanket

And a manga page displaying a bishonen.

>tfw even if I had this version, I couldn't use the theme because restricted to burgerland

u wot

that is unschway

But can the Spider make even cleaning fun!?

Doodled some more baby Frisk today, featuring couch I didn't have time to draw

God, why is my phone's camera so shit? Sorry about the quality, guys.

Cute!

It's cute!

Thank you!

Look at it!
No person with their head on straight could call that thing cute.

Not a fan of fat Sans but your art is very cute regardless
Nice trips

Thanks!
Isn't Sans fat, though? Well, chubby at least?

youtube.com/watch?v=bzNM-oSYRt0
So... is it canon?

Is Alphys sucking down fat loads of cum canon?

Yes.

Toby confirmed this yesterday.

fish-flavored juices!!

>its just the boring ass ruins
>amazing
lol

Or a record of Hunky Dory.

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Of course! There is never a dull moment when the spider is around! Her cuteness can even make anyone file taxes with a smile!
Adorable.
Is that your proof? I know for a fact the spider is cute and I have my head on straight! You're proving nothing!
As if a compliment wasn't enough, I'm also gonna hug the spider!

The game implied that Alphys is bisexual, so she'd go for both fluids.

>PS4 and PS Vita preorders will receive a voucher for a special PS4 theme designed by Toby Fox. The voucher will be delivered by e-mail when your order ships, and is only valid for North American PSN accounts.

I agree, it's complete scwarbage.

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O-oh my! UNDERTALE

(Puppy's Ibiki)

Does your favorite like spicy food?

cute nerds

This is like trying to explain colors to a blind person!
You are not blind!
Hopefully you aren't delusional either!
I have my head on straight and you supposedly have your head on straight, though I doubt it. Don't get me wrong I still have faith in you but you are certainly making this more difficult than it needs to be.
The spider is factually, logically, clearly not cute so there is only one explanation!
Why do you constantly ignore what should be obvious!?
What do you have to gain from this?!

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The spider investigating reports of balls that are accidentally shot into a garden being vandalized!
The spider not seeing the gardener, who takes a picture of her!
The gardener using the picture together with chemicals to grow a sentient beanstalk zombie clone of the spider!
The gardener instructing the clone to destroy all balls!
The clone destroying footballs, skippyballs, baskettballs and billiard balls!
An angry mob chasing the clone!
The clone hiding!
The angry mob losing the clone!
The angry mob finding the spider and thinking she's the clone!
The angry mob chasing the spider!
The spider crying!

Dunno, but if not that just means more for me.

He's certainly got a belly on him. I like me some thin bones.

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Chara burpfic?

I think Sans is fat, but I'm just bias because I like them thicc.

Bara chirpfic?

Cheerie is not for bara

Asgore volunteers to be part of a hypnosis show and the hypnotist gets him stuck on bird mode

Do you mean some buff user fugging a birb?

Every character is for bara if you're determined enough.

big on birb

Cheerie is for Undyne to give a sensual massage to, to help her relax...

Cheerie is so fucking hot.

You are mixing up Cheerie and Shyren

And cute.

whynotboth.gif

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Would you still love your fave if they got a shite tattoo

I would expect nothing less from them

You're still proving nothing! You claim the spider is not cute but I see no proof! I have presented mine time and time again. The spider is agreed upon as cute by countless others. We can't all be delusional! I have nothing to gain. All I want is for you to agree she is cute as well!
Capturing the clone!
Rescuing the spider from the angry mob!
The angry mob realizing their mistake and apologizing to the spider!
The mob taking the clone to the gardener!
The gardener getting in trouble with the Royal Guard!
Treating the spider to some nicecream to make up for everything!
The spider being so happy!

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they came home after getting beat up at school and your fave's caretaker was mad about something unrelated and started taking it out on your fave who was already in tears

... Are you alright, dude? A lot of these seem to be about bullying. Do you need someone to talk to?

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Yes

Was holding off on pre-ordering the Collectors Edition because I asked Fangamer if the PS4 version was region free. By the time they replied it was sold out ;-;

If you pre-order on PS4 in the UK you get the theme on the release of the game

Would you or would you not love your fave under these circumstances

YES!

>You're still proving nothing!
Neither have you!
>I have presented mine time and time again
I'm not going to make up things like you do!
Drop a ball, it's not going to go up!
Cool some ice, it's not going to melt!
Have a spider exist at any point in time and space, it's not going to be cute!
These are simple laws!
>We can't all be delusional!
Of course, that's why I'm only going after you!
I will stop the source then I will find out how to help the others!
Why do you have to harm people who have nothing to do with this?!

For your health

I don't understand

someone on reddit said they emailed fangamer asking if the collector's edition will be limited and they responded saying it won't