Once you hit the 100 hour mark of the EWGF vortex your neurons have subtly begun to change. By hour 200 you know nothing but EWGF.
Other players simply cannot comprehend the enlightenment that comes with mastering a Mishima. It is a state of pure zen that is akin to speaking with God. Playing another character is dirtying yourself and must be cleansed by performing a ritual in involving hundreds of CH DF2 PEWGF loops.
Reminder that you can just hopkick your way to victory
Carter Gray
Mash the shit out of 1 or 2 slightly before you hit the ground.
Elijah Sanders
Kazuya is the hardest character in the game.
Lucas Cox
>you will never buy a ticket to bolivia and spend your entire vacation practicing EWGFs
Jack Allen
My wife hopes you all have fun playing today!
Mason Perez
OSSERVA
Jackson Smith
>kbd once >electric
Gavin Hall
Which character has the best combat grunts?
Grayson Clark
I'd like to play with your wife
Jace Clark
Bryan
Lucas Nguyen
HMMHMMMCHCHCHCHMM KA YEAS
Benjamin White
>Bolivia >Tekken huh? since when is my home country being repped in a video game?
Joseph Gomez
Use df1 or b1f if you think you need to go mid to stop her but that is generally a bad idea if they're in your face, you want to throw out mid options at midrange that will hit them if they get into that space. It also kinda sounds like your pressure is bad because if they're mashing, when you do pressure as Katarina, you should be eating them alive.
Jayden Baker
Drag.
Juan Turner
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Connor Martinez
Does TheMainManSwe ever compete? He seems really good at mishima execution and movement yet I've never heard of him ever other than like tekken video guides.
Joseph Allen
PC or PS4?
Isaiah Torres
man, this would've been neat to get in slomo
Austin Hughes
Show me your waifu, user.
Brandon Williams
The last tournament I saw him in was Lion Den 2. He doesn't really have the fundamentals of the game to back up his good execution.
Mason Hughes
Superior Chang coming through Anyone else really miss Jaycee?
Wyatt Reyes
he's good at the game but when he loses 1 round you can easily see him crack shame, he could easily win multiple tournaments if he harnased his quan
Ayden Hill
Who is more Anime, Jin or Lars?
Jaxon Edwards
Superior in move list, but far inferior in default costume though.
Kevin Barnes
EU scrub here, steam ID if the other guy is still here / interested in playing
id/IceVenom
Lucas Jenkins
...
Hunter Smith
I wonder what you miss about her
Michael Morgan
Series' most celebrated tits and not even the bustiest character.
Brandon Lopez
pc
Joshua Gutierrez
>how to play Kazumi >poke poke random command grab >even if you react to it, it still hits >spam tigers >repeat lmao dodged this cunt forever
Elijah Jackson
The salar du whatever salt flats in the picture is the infinite azure stage that everyone trains on.
Jordan Evans
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Lincoln Cooper
>Leo (female) with beard D-Delete this!
Elijah Barnes
I'm still ready to fight
Isaiah Brown
I'm playing ps4 on a television.
Will switching to a monitor with 5ms lag be better?
Cooper Campbell
>complaining about your opponent doing something "randomly" >ever You are literally DSP/LTG tier. If you get hit by a "random" move or throw it means your defense is lacking.
Xavier Murphy
>being this bad
I truly pity you.
Jacob Jackson
Very much
James Perez
Is there anything more infuriating than this win quote when u get win quitted on
Aiden Reed
Yes.
Isaac Wood
Maybe she just changed her mind
Matthew Rivera
wew lad
How do you stay that bad that long?
Levi Edwards
...
Jaxon Peterson
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
BAAAIIIIIIII
Bentley Collins
>Leo (female)
Levi Myers
Jin's win quotes, specifically the you're pathetic one.
Leo Nelson
Why is it so satisfying beating Lucky Chloe mains?
Juan Flores
>You're a joke.
Benjamin Adams
Is there a noticeable difference between a 1ms and 5ms? Noticeable
Nathan Bailey
Buzama da na
David Cooper
as a Heihachi player, I wonder how people feel when I win and the win quote of him telling you to get better and slamming your head on the ground
Dominic White
CHEECHEECHEECHEECHEECHEECHEECHEECHEECHEE DOOYEAH(Feel the fury!)
You're a joke.
Connor Watson
Mission complete
James Sanchez
DAH KEH CHE CHECHECHECHECHECHE YEHEUTO
Buzama da na...
Kayden Murphy
Nobody gets mad at Heihachi players.
Mason Morgan
I just got hit with a rage art 3 rounds in a row. Why can't I stop pressing buttons bros.
Jaxon Allen
Can someone tell me what strings I should be doing as Asuka so I don't have to think? thank you
Sebastian Gray
Devil Jin's HUHAHEHEHEHAHEAH laugh ticks me off for some reason. Good thign you don't run into that many online.
Brandon Taylor
It's alot worse when you have to watch your waifu/main get beat up/discarded in the cutscenes after.
Angel Morales
he spends all his time practicing combos he later drops in fight anyway, instead of learning stuff about other characters
Wyatt Cooper
Bryan beating my waifu's head to a pulp.
Connor Roberts
I wonder if anyone has ever competed at Evo using an old Genesis pad or similar.
Matthew Moore
>playing ranked match >match against a Josie >ohboyherewego >like clockwork i get the shit beat out of me >"fuck this bitch I don't have to put up with this shit" >about to click the back to warm-up option >"How am i ever gonna learn the match-up if i just dodge, how am I ever going to improve if I can't beat what's in front of me!" >click rematch >win the game and the obligatory final match afterwards.
Austin Peterson
Not bad. I'll fight you... ANYTIME winquits
Leo Rogers
>I can't believe I won
Cameron Clark
>rip using the frame data overlay He couldn't resist either, huh.
Eli Lopez
theres no reason to not use it
Liam Richardson
it's really good to use in training mode I've tried it online and it's kind of hard to use it and punish people with it
Gabriel King
Yeah, it's so retarded. Just like Bryan's look when he beats you up.
Liam Lewis
MOST satisfying feeling in the world
David Powell
speculation about banning it is. It's a wonder why devs don't have this in all fighting games. "joy of discovery" and all that nonsense
Julian Rivera
is there something wrong with me if I'm enjoying playing ranked despite being 1st dan with 100+ wins?
Ethan Clark
As long as you are enjoying the game I don't see anything wrong with it imo
Adrian Rivera
Hmm. Yes.
Brayden Nguyen
they arent going to ban people for this. they dont even worry that much about toolassisted.
Caleb King
>kazumi pressure is good
Jaxson Ramirez
So having a blue title means I'm in the blue ranks, right?
I'm blue with 15 wins, but I'm roadblocking on blue people with 83+ wins. What do I do?
Isaac Stewart
Nope! It's about the journey, man
Holy hell you're pretty bad though
Nathan Rivera
*df1's you*
Ethan Ramirez
Keep it up. Tekken is hard!
John Kelly
>is there something wrong with me if I'm enjoying playing The state we are in gentlemen Yes of course it's wrong if you're having fun
Gavin Morales
Improve
Ryder Gray
what's actually special about her df1
Alexander Gomez
What? What do you mean "What do I do?"
Juan Phillips
not much, it's -3 and the follow up is -13 and doesn't lead to a combo.
Easton Brooks
I mean like.
I don't know what I mean.
Lucas Jenkins
PC or PS4?
Landon Perry
I only have a logitech f310 for a game pad
how shit will it be for tekken? not concerned at getting super high ranked online or anything just enough to say i'm decent
Nathaniel White
PC
Colton Hughes
Use fraps or something and record some matches and post 'em here and we'll tell you what to work on
Better yet do it someplace not populated by shitters
Grayson Nelson
Where are you EU dude who "promised" to play me? ;_;
Benjamin Johnson
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Parker Watson
It knocks down though.
Michael Morris
I'll keep that in mind the next time I boot up the game, thanks.
Christian Ward
Pretty shit, but I guess you could play with it
Isaac Carter
DO NOT
That D-pad is garbage, forget trying to do EWGF or GS you'll have trouble with diagonals